Worst/Funniest Pick-Up lines

[Jorge]

"Hey, are your parents in Jail? Because you look retarded and uneducated."

Hey man, if you're going to quote me, at least provide a citation.

[Mark]

From a Mexican guy:

Do you have any Mexican in you? Want some?

I am SO coming to America and replacing Mexican with British8)

[LadyHitchhiker]

I give free moustache rides.

[Ka-mai]

"Did you win tonight?"

Guys ask me this when I walk past the bar after poker. They always ask while the game is still going. And I'm obviously no longer sitting at a table. Dumbasses. It's not flattering, it's rubbing it in that I suck at cards and just lost to a guy who probably has a lower IQ than I did at age 12.

[bergy81]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

[LadyHitchhiker]

I lost my phone number. can I have yours?

[jemaher]

You know what would look good on you??.... Me!

[fernandito]

I lost my phone number. can I have yours?

Sorry lady, I already posted that one

[jemaher]

fuck me if im wrong, but dont i know you?

[fernandito]

nvm.

[Girlystevedave]

I saw this one on the Action Hero Handbook I'm reading, and it cracked me up, especially since I live in TN.

"Do you live in Tennessee?"
"Why?"
"Because you're the only 10 I see."