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    These are not my work but it may amuse someone.


    Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?

    Boy: Legs.

    Madam: What is in your trousers that I don't have?

    Boy: Pockets.

    Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

    Boy: Coconut.

    Madam: What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky?

    The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge

    Boy: Bubble gum.

    Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.

    Boy: Tent.

    The principal was looking restless.

    Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.

    Boy: Wedding ring.

    Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good?

    Boy: Nose.

    Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.

    Boy: Arrow.


    Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you have to use your hand?

    Boy: Fork.

    Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?

    Boy: Surname.


    Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?

    Boy: Heart.
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    When it's a Hole. i.e. Courtney Love.

    That is my answer Alex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon View Post
    These are not my work but it may amuse someone.


    Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?

    Boy: Legs.

    Madam: What is in your trousers that I don't have?

    Boy: Pockets.

    Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

    Boy: Coconut.

    Madam: What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky?

    The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge

    Boy: Bubble gum.

    Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.

    Boy: Tent.

    The principal was looking restless.

    Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.

    Boy: Wedding ring.

    Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good?

    Boy: Nose.

    Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.

    Boy: Arrow.


    Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you have to use your hand?

    Boy: Fork.

    Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?

    Boy: Surname.


    Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?

    Boy: Heart.
    What kind of pumpkins do they grow in Indiana?

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    SK should have published this in 'The Wastelands'. Eddie Dean could have posed these riddles without a doubt

    I think Blaine the Train would have lost his shit on question 2 and continued the downward spiral to the end.

    Thanks for the 'riddle'. LOL!

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    Yeah. I think Eddie would have liked them!
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