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    Default The worst possible cast for a DT movie

    Roland - Adam Sandler


    Eddie - Will Farrell


    Susannah - Queen Latifah


    Jake - Andy Milonakis
    Let's get a little crazy.

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    I've got one:



    Roland Deschain



    Eddie Dean



    Susannah (Awesome Kong...wrestler)



    Jake



    Walter



    Tick Tock Man



    Gasher
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    Oh shit dude, your Roland completely fucking pw3nd mine.
    Let's get a little crazy.

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    I do not know their names,
    or who would play who but
    the worst I could think of
    would be the cast of ......
    "Scary Movie".

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    Susannah


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    Not a horrible casting, a good on that just came to mind is Kathy Bates as Sylvia Pittson.
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    Wow...that's bad for ANY D.T. character.. hell that's just bad for a regular human being

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    bitches please....i got this

    Roland----- Hillary Duff

    Eddie----- Roger Moore

    Jake---- Michael J. Fox

    Susannah-- Lucy Liu

    Randall Flag--- Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

    Oy---- a talking parrot

    Tick Tock--- Paul Reubens

    ......in the end this feel good family movie about friendship takes our wild and zany cast of characters through a magical land called mid-world. There they skip through the roses, slap corporate stickers over everything that says "Nozz-a-la", "bango skank", or "sai" and then proceed to suck eachother's cocks until the Crimson King rapes the shit out of the good people of mid-world.

    Thank you.
    The End.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mattrick View Post
    I've got one:



    Roland Deschain



    Eddie Dean



    Susannah (Awesome Kong...wrestler)



    Jake



    Walter



    Tick Tock Man



    Gasher
    *laughs out loudly*
    I think they could make a brilliant DT comedy.

    Roland would have understood.

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    those would definately be the worst case senarios

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    Roland...Burt Reynolds


    Susannah...Eddie Murphy



    Jake...Macaulay Culkin


    Eddie

    The Pere...Jerry Lewis

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    Ah man, fuckin' Peewee!
    Let's get a little crazy.

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    Roland - Woody Allan:



    Eddie - David Hasselhoff:



    Jake - Rowan Atkinson:



    Susannah - Matt Lucas as Vicky Pollard:



    Oy - Paris Hilton's dog:

    Roland would have understood.

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    Depape



    Jonas



    Sheemie



    Crimson King



    Mordred


    Cordelia Delgado
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    Roland...

    There's a fine line between stupid and clever.

    You can't really dust for vomit.

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    Larry David as the Crimson King...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Odetta View Post
    Roland...

    I see him as more a Walter, myself. But you could really use the entire American Pie cast and they would all be equally bad. Esepcially that little shit from Rookie of the Year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by R_of_G View Post
    Larry David as the Crimson King...


    Roland would have understood.

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    How about Carrottop?

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    Holy crap you guys I had to stop looking at these because I literally laughed out loud at some of these... which isn't a problem unless you are sitting in a History of American Culture class and your professor is lecturing about racism in movies... awkward moment lol

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    Can I be Jake?
    Jojo... It would be really amazing to be in a D.T. Movie...

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    Aw com'on!! The Hoff and Ru Paul in a movie? I would watch that! LOL

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    Roland


    Eddie


    Susanna


    Jake


    Walter


    Oy


    Jonas


    Crimson King
    Sloth Love Chunk

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    That's the best line-up yet, Brownings!
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