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    Default New sanitation rules for all devices

    There are new sanitation rules effective immediately. The following explains:


    With the current touch screen technology incorporated into the latest devices it has become possible to utilise a software algorithm to employ the inbuilt device bio sensor as a pseudo turbo-encabulator, employed whenever a barescent skor motion is required. These sensors have a base plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two main spurving sensors are in a direct line with the panametric resistors. The adjusting sensor array consists simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling is effectively prevented, thus providing instantaneous feedback of viral residues.

    As part of the on going fight against the corona virus. This software has been made widely available for free and is being pushed out to devices worldwide.

    From today, it will no longer be possible to log into the site using a laptop, home computer, tablet or Phone device that does not have this technology installed.

    If you are in possession of such a device, and you unable to log in, please ensure you have completely disinfected both your hands and the device itself using an alcohol wipe or similar antibacterial coated cloth.

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    There is already confusion. The rules mean you need to sanitize the key board/buttons of whatever device you use to access the site. You DO NOT need to run a virus scan on your device.



    These protocols are in place to help mitigate the transfer of Corona Virus.

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    "From today, it will no longer be possible to log into the site using a laptop, home computer, tablet or Phone device that does not have this technology installed."
    I guess it's this line that is confusing to me. Is this something I have to install? Or is the site installing it. It makes it sound like we won't be able to log on with out
    this "technology"installed.

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    Is this a daily thing to wipe down the keyboard and mouse?

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    Don't forget to wash your hands after sanitizing your device.

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    So regular alcohol will work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeDuke View Post
    Is this a daily thing to wipe down the keyboard and mouse?
    Once every 24 hours.


    Hand Washing should be done more often.

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    I filled my bathtub with alcohol and immersed my entire PC, keyboard and myself for twenty minutes.
    I'm sure if there is intelligent life somewhere out there in the universe, they are wise enough to stay away from us.

    And the people bowed and prayed, to the cell phone god they made...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeDuke View Post
    So regular alcohol will work?
    Isopropyl alcohol is fine, but dilute it 50%.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Randall Flagg View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by MikeDuke View Post
    Is this a daily thing to wipe down the keyboard and mouse?
    Once every 24 hours.


    Hand Washing should be done more often.
    Mine are done. I submerged as well
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    Submersion is NOT recommended, unless you have an adequate amount of rice on hand. The newest phones can be submerged for a brief amount of time. Check with your manufacture before attempting full submersion.

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    This is going to go over so many people's heads lol.
    Let's get a little crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ur2ndbiggestfan View Post
    I filled my bathtub with alcohol and immersed my entire PC, keyboard and myself for twenty minutes.
    Be sure to unplug the PC first.





    Doesn't that make for very dry skin? Or do you use some form of moisturizer after (on your body, not your device)?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeDuke View Post
    So regular alcohol will work?
    Its worked for me for the last 50 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Rabbit Trick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by MikeDuke View Post
    So regular alcohol will work?
    Its worked for me for the last 50 years.
    You're forgetting the deep fried mars bars
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    Quote Originally Posted by ur2ndbiggestfan View Post
    I filled my bathtub with alcohol and immersed my entire PC, keyboard and myself for twenty minutes.
    Be sure to unplug the PC first.

    Now he tells me!
    I'm sure if there is intelligent life somewhere out there in the universe, they are wise enough to stay away from us.

    And the people bowed and prayed, to the cell phone god they made...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Randall Flagg View Post
    Don't forget to wash your hands after sanitizing your device.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Rabbit Trick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by MikeDuke View Post
    So regular alcohol will work?
    Its worked for me for the last 50 years.
    Especially when it's the 20+ year old version, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randall Flagg View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ur2ndbiggestfan View Post
    I filled my bathtub with alcohol and immersed my entire PC, keyboard and myself for twenty minutes.
    Be sure to unplug the PC first.
    Or not. That will definitely take care of the virus!
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    are people forgetting what DAY this is?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wizardsrainbow View Post
    are people forgetting what DAY this is?
    Ali McGraw's birthday?

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    Special thanks to stroppygoblin for providing the technical verbiage!

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