Most awkward thing to hear during sex
Okay people, let's play with the minds of all, the object of the game is to top the person before you, to think of something more awkward, more horrible, more tramitising to hear in the midst of sex then the person before you. The grand prize winner gets to pay for our therapy.
I will start us off....
"PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!"
I'm not sure how anyone can top that
"You remind me so much of my dad."
There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long.. people. No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution.
OMG LOL I can't even come up with anything CLOSE to topping that!
"People, especially children, aren't measured by their IQ. What's important about them is whether they're good or bad, and these children are bad." ~ Alan Bernard
"You needn't die happy when your day comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from beginning to end and ka is always served." ~ Roland Deschain
I stand corrected.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMA!
I wish you were real.
Where do I put it again?
When he asks, "Is it in yet?"
"Here, Lassie!"
There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long.. people. No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution.
Or she asks that.When he asks, "Is it in yet?"
How about..."Thank bob I'm not in a flare up"
The kindness of close friends is like a warm blanket
"Can we turn on the news?"
are you done already?
*fart*
The sound of...erm...reverse female flatulence?
As in P***y fart.
"The Constitution shall never be construed....to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms" (Samuel Adams, Debates and Proceedings in the Convention of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, 86-87)
There's a word for that, ATG.
Starts with a Q...
queef right?
"If you want it wetter I can rip of the scabs."
ugh, I just completely disgusted myself
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
*door opens*
"Mommy?!"
I must stay this is the weirdest thing I have ever heard... I have met it before as well and I laughed my ass off and I couldn't stop it... really.Originally Posted by Raron
It's the top of the mountain.
Roland would have understood.
YES YES YES.... can you be a dear and hand me my yeast infection medicine?
It's spelled quiff.
"The Constitution shall never be construed....to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms" (Samuel Adams, Debates and Proceedings in the Convention of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, 86-87)
Actually, as various slang dictionaries differ on the correct spelling I'd suggest that both would be proper.
It's spelled quiff.
"ow!"
from either partner.
People love frozen yogurt. I don't know what to tell you.
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