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    Default The ' if I told you, you wouldn't believe me " thread.

    What's that one freaky fact about you or thing you've seen or did that people always respond with a " no way! " or " are you serious? "


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    I am the oldest of my dads 33 children. ( praises the decision my mom made to divorce when I was five )
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    I have been dead, and am not now.
    ( and I remember being dead.)

    The answer is within

    all matter is energy, all energy is GOD

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    Quote Originally Posted by alinda View Post
    I have been dead, and am not now.
    ( and I remember being dead.)

    Woah!

    how did that happen?
    "The Constitution shall never be construed....to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms" (Samuel Adams, Debates and Proceedings in the Convention of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, 86-87)

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    i have memories of living in a paralell universe.

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    I had a drug overdose ( now here's the part your really gonna say whoa to)
    when I was 19 years old...NO I am NOT making this up!! :LOL: Anyway,
    I was only dead some minutes,and fortunately they were able to revive me,
    only to be in a coma for a few days...it was a lot better than it sounds.
    I have spent many years studying near death experiences because of it.
    I have also made the decision to be DNR-DNI because of it.
    I have to go home now, but should I return next week,
    we can take this up again.Goodnight my friends!






    Quote Originally Posted by ATG View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by alinda View Post
    I have been dead, and am not now.
    ( and I remember being dead.)

    Woah!

    how did that happen?

    The answer is within

    all matter is energy, all energy is GOD

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    ATG: Is your family religious?
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    My father is a Utah polygamist.

    In my profile, wherein one can find my website, and therein my true name. Google that and you will link to the story of one of the last people in America put in prison for a religious belief. I have been on 20/20 and AM talk radio.
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    That was your father?

    Edit: sorry, confused.

    He was jailed for polygamy?

    I personally couldnt care less what consenting adults agree to, as long as noone is hurt. I actually feel a little sympathetic for any man with more than one wife

    Is it something you believe in?
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    No.

    My dad is currently with three wives.
    My grandfather was the one imprisoned.

    I am a comfortable agnostic and have no reloigious beliefs that would require such off spring, thank Gan.
    "The Constitution shall never be construed....to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms" (Samuel Adams, Debates and Proceedings in the Convention of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, 86-87)

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    That's very interesting ATG. But now the real question is.....do you watch Big Love?

    Something interesting about me....I fell over the edge of a waterfall in Hawaii and didn't get injured.
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    I am a second degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and can break cement paving bricks with my bare hands (yes, the same ones you buy at Home Depot).

    I was born breached and was basically folded in half when born - they had to wrap me in blankets to "straighten" me out - I was the hit of the OB ward at the time.

    And Erin, WTF??? We'll need some details on that one!



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    A lot of people already know the story I think.

    When I was 16 and on vacation with my family in Hawaii, we went on a hike with a tour group to see a waterfall. You could climb up a steep cliff to the top of the waterfall and wade around in the water. I slipped on the wet rocks and couldn't regain my balance and.....oops.....over the side I went. It was pretty high up and I landed in the middle of a group of rocks. So I was quite lucky. I scared the hell out of my family and a bunch of people though.
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    That IS lucky.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Erin View Post
    A lot of people already know the story I think.
    I scared the hell out of my family and a bunch of people though.
    I bet you did! My ex was drunk and fell off a waterfall around the same age and busted out half her teeth and was in rehab for almost a year afterwards. She surprised the hell out of me one day when she popped out her plates.

    Very intersting stories Alinda and ATG. I'd love to hear more.
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    Once I wake up late in the evening and as I opened my eyes I saw a big black shape of a person in the dark standing at my bed - watching me silently.
    I said: "What's up" because I was very sleepy and I thought it was my mom but it turned out later that it was a burglar.

    Roland would have understood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Erin View Post
    A lot of people already know the story I think.

    When I was 16 and on vacation with my family in Hawaii, we went on a hike with a tour group to see a waterfall. You could climb up a steep cliff to the top of the waterfall and wade around in the water. I slipped on the wet rocks and couldn't regain my balance and.....oops.....over the side I went. It was pretty high up and I landed in the middle of a group of rocks. So I was quite lucky. I scared the hell out of my family and a bunch of people though.

    I had never heard that story, which is kind of odd, all things considered.







    Let's see.....

    I've been a vegetarian for near 8 years, but I would totally eat a human, given that I feel that humans have removed themselves from the cycle and laws of nature and no longer deserve to be here. When I do things like take spiders outside rather than kill them, people say thinks like, "You won't even kill bugs?!?" and I tell them that the only living thing that I would knowingly kill without great remorse is a human.
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    I like Linda, have died before, but have no recollection.

    As a child, the age of 9 months, I died three different times where I had no breathing, no pulse, nothing.

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    I "died" as well, about 6 years ago now... but I got better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OchrisO View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Erin View Post
    A lot of people already know the story I think.

    When I was 16 and on vacation with my family in Hawaii, we went on a hike with a tour group to see a waterfall. You could climb up a steep cliff to the top of the waterfall and wade around in the water. I slipped on the wet rocks and couldn't regain my balance and.....oops.....over the side I went. It was pretty high up and I landed in the middle of a group of rocks. So I was quite lucky. I scared the hell out of my family and a bunch of people though.

    I had never heard that story, which is kind of odd, all things considered.







    Let's see.....

    I've been a vegetarian for near 8 years, but I would totally eat a human, given that I feel that humans have removed themselves from the cycle and laws of nature and no longer deserve to be here. When I do things like take spiders outside rather than kill them, people say thinks like, "You won't even kill bugs?!?" and I tell them that the only living thing that I would knowingly kill without great remorse is a human.

    You have the eyes of a Gunslinger. I can relate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OchrisO View Post
    I've been a vegetarian for near 8 years, but I would totally eat a human, given that I feel that humans have removed themselves from the cycle and laws of nature and no longer deserve to be here. When I do things like take spiders outside rather than kill them, people say thinks like, "You won't even kill bugs?!?" and I tell them that the only living thing that I would knowingly kill without great remorse is a human.
    Eating the tops of food cycles isn't very healthy, at all. Really, tertiary consumers are too high to eat as well.

    I had some very interesting experiences whilst using a Ouija Board. And even more weird paranormal witnessings not using it. One time I was doing dishes and I dropped a spatula. I bend down, grab it, stand up...and every single cupboard door in my kitchen was open. Then there was the time me and a couple friends were sitting in my room and we all saw this tall, completely opaque figure that walked past my door and looked at us. The UFO and strange lights I've seen and, a story my Aunt told me that was mind blowing about UFO's.



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    When I was about 5 years old, my overzealous brother got upset with me for somethingorother and decided to choke me as punishment. After a few minutes, I was floating high overhead at the top of our cathedral ceiling, looking down at us, my face purple and slack, my brother with his hands gripping my throat like a maniac. It was very surreal and still gives me chills to think about it.
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    thats attempted murder dude
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    I forgave him. -_-

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