All That and A Bag Of Chips

[Míchéal]

this thread is fucked up altogether...

[Brice]

Yes, a bit.

[Míchéal]

i feel the need to poo...

[Aesculapius]

I have a sudden urge to rake up a large pile of leaves...

[OchrisO]

I crumple. Who has time to fold?

Barbarian.

I bet you get poop on your fingers sometimes.

[Still Servant]

I suspected as much, but couldn't be sure, since it is a miracle for me how a whole thread can be made on the subject.

I don't think it's a miracle at all. I've had this discussion/arguement with numerous people.

I just find things like this very interesting. Things that we all do on a daily basis since we were children. Some people do it differently and that's what I find interesting.

My friend thought I was crazy when I told him he had been putting the toilet paper on wrong all these years. To him, it's perfectly normal. Call me crazy, I just find stuff like that intriguing.

Another one is how you turn a door knob. Do you turn it clockwise or counter clockwise?

I turn it clockwise. My twin sister turns it counter clockwise. Just plain interesting.

I think the thread is perfectly fine. We all shit, we should be able to talk about it without feeling dirty.

[Ka-mai]

My high school English teacher once told us this was the longest-running argument in Dear Abby history. I really hope he was kidding, but this is making me think maybe he wasn't.

[Matt]

I'm a folder but it has to be a long fold because it may have to be doubled up for a second run

However, since we seldom have the paper on a roll, I'm not sure how to answer the original question.

[obscurejude]

Ummm. Me and my room mates go through it too fast. We usually just have a role propped on top of the stand that serves as a book case.

[TerribleT]

It comes from over the top - if you've ever seen "decorator" TP (the stuff with the designs on it) you'll notice it's only on the outside if you roll it over the top.

only a fucking accountant

[jayson]

how's this one... there are two men's bathrooms where i work. one of them almost always has the tp in the "over" fashion, the other in the "under"... since this thread they switched in my mind from "front bathroom" and "bathroom near my office" to "right tp bathroom" and "wrong tp bathroom"

[TerribleT]

LOL Jayson!!!!!

Over and folding, crumpling is wasteful. *see Matt's comments*

[jayson]

oh, and i fold

[cozener]

Well...without thinking about it...we generally just put the roll on with absolutely no consideration of it being over or under. In fact, a roll of tp is damn lucky if it even makes it onto the spool around here. This poll is in dire need for a "I don't give a shit" option.


Ah...and I fold. Incidentally, I also wipe from between my legs as opposed to coming at it from the outside...y'know...in case you want to know for that book youre writing.

[Samanthita]

Well...without thinking about it...we generally just put the roll on with absolutely no consideration of it being over or under. In fact, a roll of tp is damn lucky if it even makes it onto the spool around here. This poll is in dire need for a "I don't give a shit" option.

Same here. Actually, since I've been home we haven't been putting it on the spool because my puppy gets left in the bathroom durring the day. His favorite thing to do is shred paper and cardboard.. so it stays high up on the counter.

When I lived on my own, it always seemed like it ran out at 3 am or when I was drunk. Either way, I never really cared. Though, when I have no choice but to use a public bathroom, I prefer for it to be over.

[Jean]

in a public bathroom? of course over, especially in Paris, where in some such establishments the light may go out any moment, and while you feel around the wall for that piece of paper that is clinging to it, your chances to fall upon a cockroach are exceptionally high.

[Wuducynn]

The time honored and deeply profound question that tells you everything you need to know about the other person.

*Bites into his cum and cheese sandwich*

Mmmm mmmmm

[Girlystevedave]

Mayo

[Wuducynn]

Its stupid, I was going to add a poll to this thread but it took me over three minutes and now it won't let me.

[Matt]

Hmmm...not sure on the poll Matthew.

I am personally a mayo person all the way. Miracle Whip is the work of the devil.

[Míchéal]

whats Miracle Whip?

[Girlystevedave]

If you don't know, consider yourself lucky.

[Wuducynn]

whats Miracle Whip?

Exactly.

[Wuducynn]

Hmmm...not sure on the poll Matthew.

It just gave me a message that said something along the lines of "You have to add poll within three minutes of posting a thread".

[Rjeso]

It depends on what the situation is.

Tuna or chicken salad? On a hamburger or sub? Mayo.

Egg salad or fried egg sandwich? Deviled egg? Miracle Whip.