See, now, thats the kind of support I'm talkin' about.Originally Posted by Darkthoughts
More power to you, I'll even get you a cold beer when you've finished
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See, now, thats the kind of support I'm talkin' about.More power to you, I'll even get you a cold beer when you've finished
Oh... why not.
“The devil's voice is sweet to hear.”
-SK.
I wish i could but
A) i don't have a lawn
and
B) I have hayfever, so i'd have to be doped up on clarityn.
2:45 am- 11th February 2008- I Finished The Dark Tower
Let HER mow the lawn!She has even offered to mow the lawn so that I won't go outside shirtless and embarrass her.
Thoughts?
(Make sure you're sitting down, shirtless, with a beer, watching her).
are you sure it was the state fair and not the great chilli cook off?
haha
There are other worlds than these.
"You brought your bitch to the Waffle Hut?"
"(859): You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat."
~ texts from last night
Good one, Tamezie!
"People, especially children, aren't measured by their IQ. What's important about them is whether they're good or bad, and these children are bad." ~ Alan Bernard
"You needn't die happy when your day comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from beginning to end and ka is always served." ~ Roland Deschain
i am laughing my ass off right now. anal beads...hahahahaha
and yes, they do. its usually a small little poot, in the cases i've experienced. some of the girls from around here just dont have the lady-like shame i'd prefer...hahah
and tamez, texts from last night is fucking hilarious
I have many leather bound books.
I'm kind of a big deal.
Changing the plans that I’ve been setting on, I’m scared by the way that my life is getting gone
hell yeh it's ok. it's an easy way to tan, without looking metrosexual and lathering baby oil on at a pool.
i voted depends on the guy, but now that i think about it, who cares? we are men, we have a right of passage to be shirtless and not give a damn. you give me a ice cold beer, a riding lawn mower, an ipod and a bright sunny day, and i can mow for hours! it's so relaxing
I have many leather bound books.
I'm kind of a big deal.
Changing the plans that I’ve been setting on, I’m scared by the way that my life is getting gone
i know right? lol
i have a new favorite one though:
(970): I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm
terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
(303): Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
There are other worlds than these.
"(859): You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat."
~ texts from last night
or should that be mower power to you
i wish i could do the gardening topless, its gets so hot that i am really jealous of mr c taking his top off when ever he wants (not that he goes around just throwing his top off i might add)
but when he is doing diy or the garden and he is hot then of course he should take his top off to cool down, better that than him getting too hot - and not being able to finish his jobs
WTF?seriously this needs to go....NO OFFENCE BUT...dude are we that bored and or stupid to continue discussing a subject like this?
Letti, your reply was delightful, and merit's..amazing the way you have words for any topic.
The answer is within
all matter is energy, all energy is GOD
Some of us might be bored. Some of us might be stupid. What the eff is wrong with a little levity?
Since she has offered to mow, perhaps you should change the emphasis of your admonition to LET rather than her.Let HER mow the lawn!She has even offered to mow the lawn so that I won't go outside shirtless and embarrass her.
Thoughts?
You might not want to mock someone who is using machinery with powerful cutting blades. Best to wave at her mowing while you are folding the laundry. Make sure you are seen so that she doesn't get resentful about you not taking up the slack with work inside if she's doing the outside work. After all, you don't want to be an ass, you just want her to realize it's fucking hot and mowing without a shirt is not a mortal sin.
BTW, I love to mow the lawn. I would happily let Mr. Woofer do the laundry, dishes, vacuuming, dusting, cooking, and bathroom scrubbing in exchange for mowing the lawn.
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
I think men should be required to mow the lawn without their shirt on. Especially my neighboy two doors down!
Not a problem...I usually do most of the laundry anyway.
I do most of the cooking to.
I really just don't understand why this is such a problem for her suddenly. Honestly, I've never heard anyone say that a guy mowing his lawn or doing any other yard work shirtless was somehow trashy. She's forgetting one of the golden rules people should follow with their spouses. You can tell us to do something OR you can tell us how to do it. Not both.
I don't have a lawn. I got stuck mowing grass as a kid, had a dad who thought a perfect green lawn was the be-all and end-all of suburban living, and I have allergies. You do the math.
While I really don't care if you have a shirt on or not while you mow, I voted it depends on the man. Our neighbor had back hair so thick it looked like he was wearing a bathmat. I'm not exaggerating. I don't want to see that. *barf*
Still, I think if he wants to mow the lawn like that, it's his perogative. I'll just be in the house NOT LOOKING.
"People, especially children, aren't measured by their IQ. What's important about them is whether they're good or bad, and these children are bad." ~ Alan Bernard
"You needn't die happy when your day comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from beginning to end and ka is always served." ~ Roland Deschain
i do, and if someone doesn't like it they can complain about it to someone who cares. As to my wife, she likes me to be happy.
"So many vows. They make you swear and swear. Defend the King, obey the King, obey your father, protect the innocent, defend the weak. But what if your father despises the King? What if the King massacres the innocent? It's too much. No matter what you do, you're forsaking one vow or another."
I don't think I really care either way. But one time, my brother mowed our lawn wearing a halloween gladiator costume, and it was the funniest thing ever, people driving by kept slowing down and beeping. Men should do things like that more often.
I had my infatuations, but we both know in our hearts who is the sole love of my short, bright life.
Hmmmm...perhaps I should offer that as an alternative to the current cutoff jeans/tennis shoe get up I currently use. Maybe she'd like that better.
"...neither the stupid jokes nor the easy surface emotions were the truth of Cuthbert Allgood."
This thread has managed to out-tmi the tmi thread.
Yay! I like to hear that. I bet you're a good cook, too. You see how my plan works, though? She sees you inside, cool and refreshed, calmly folding laundry while she is mowing the lawn in heat that's hotter than Satan's bathwater - and can't take off her shirt without being arrested.Not a problem...I usually do most of the laundry anyway.
I do most of the cooking to.
I really just don't understand why this is such a problem for her suddenly. Honestly, I've never heard anyone say that a guy mowing his lawn or doing any other yard work shirtless was somehow trashy. She's forgetting one of the golden rules people should follow with their spouses. You can tell us to do something OR you can tell us how to do it. Not both.
People put too much emphasis on how things look, anyway. Like Daggers, I had a dad who wanted the perfect lawn, but at least he liked to work on his. I'd be happy to redo our whole yard with a rock garden, but we would have to keep part of a lawn for the animals.
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
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