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    i have a wide stance! honest!
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    ......this gives me an idea
    which is?

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    i created a new topic doy! check it out.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ICry4Oy View Post
    OH! Speaking of the State Fair.....they had these (4) chocolate covered strawberries on a stick. Looked way too much like used anal beads for me to dare try 'em.
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    they fart massive my friend

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    that's an awesome gif!

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    dear friends,

    Many thanks to everyone who has already taken part in the duscussion. The prevalent opinion of the management is that, although being inspiring and thought-provoking, the topic doesn't, however, warrant a separate thread. Everyone is very welcome to continue the present, or any other similar discussion here.

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    bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    i'M JUST HAPPY TO DISCOVER IT'S THERE AFTER THE DEAL BEGINS!!
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    It definetly goes over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ICry4Oy View Post
    Where's the farting/peeing thread go?

    It was just a fun and silly thread. Yeah I know some people didn't like it. They didn't like it so much that they clicked on it and read and posted in it a bunch. There are plenty of threads I don't like so I don't read them. I don't like "melons" so I never read that one. I think Tarantino is a hack so I never read that one.

    I did get several PMs thanking me for the laughs though.

    Guess I'll just talk about BACON!!!!
    sorry man, I meant to PM you! of course I didn't kill such a precious thread, I only merged it. Here it is: http://www.thedarktower.org/palaver/...d.php?p=447829



    P.S. This thread is going to be merged very soon, too.

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    The topic is still there though I'm not sure where exactly at the moment. It is somewhere in the Dixie Pig forum. It has been merged into another thread though. I'll see if I can find it for you.

    Edit: Jean beat me to it.
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    Sweet! Then just delete this one.

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    We generally don't delete at all. We merge.
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    I think I'll follow your advice.

    Ask not what bears can do for you, but what you can do for bears. (razz)
    When one is in agreement with bears one is always correct. (mae)

    bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    My bad. I did a search on "anal beads" and nothing came back. My interweb skillz be lacking.

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    When a conclusive number of votes has been achieved and the thread starter is satisfied, this thread will be merged with that thread.

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    bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Opinions for two polls include

    1. TP over or Under: Answer: three sea shells
    2. Mayo or Miracle Whip: Answer: both are f'n gross......hot sauce

    that is all
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    I think men should mow the lawn with out their shirts on. I wish we women could do that. You men make me envious in some ways!!!

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    Oh, but you can.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mia/susannah View Post
    I think men should mow the lawn with out their shirts on. I wish we women could do that. You men make me envious in some ways!!!
    Oh, how often I feel the same way. Men are so lucky.. if they are hot they can put on a potato sack and they still look smokin' hot. In summer they can enjoy the day without shirt. All the good stuff.

    Roland would have understood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Letti View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mia/susannah View Post
    I think men should mow the lawn with out their shirts on. I wish we women could do that. You men make me envious in some ways!!!
    Oh, how often I feel the same way. Men are so lucky.. if they are hot they can put on a potato sack and they still look smokin' hot. In summer they can enjoy the day without shirt. All the good stuff.
    I know, makes me upset sometimes. Maybe I will start mowing the lawn without a shirt, at least I would make some money, they would pay me to put my shirt back on!!!

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    I just let the sheep graze there for a bit then put them out to pasture. They all wear wool shirts.
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    anal beads and mayo!
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