The Person Below You Game

[Adumbros]

of course, you speak of my ability to have fantastic, mind-boggling sex

smokes pole at nascar events

[LadyHitchhiker]

I can't help myself around mechanics...

Likes to knit sweaters for their toes...

[Adumbros]

actually for my mind. today is gonna be a morose motherfuckin day; both b/c it's the three-year annversary of my bff and her son dying, and b/c michelle is gonna be apart from me for a full 24-hour period for the first time.

probably hates me for dampening the mood.

[LadyHitchhiker]

Hates is such a strong word... besides the person below you game isn't always happy bouncy sunshine... Hope you're feeling better soon! If you need to talk I'm here!

Likes to gargle ketchup.

[Adumbros]

yeah sure if it's vaginal blood MASQUERADING as ketchup otherwise yuck!

may have just lost their lunch due to my twisted mind, especially being as i wasn't kidding in the least

[LadyHitchhiker]

Umm... congratulations? Ewwww.. they're both gross....

Has no gps.

[Adumbros]

or car

has no testicles

[LadyHitchhiker]

But I do have a vagina

Is weirded out by the word vagina

[Adumbros]

only when not getting any

doesn't get as much vagina in a year as i do in a day even if they are female

[LadyHitchhiker]

I didn't realize this was a contest!

Likes to sleep outside in the rain.

[Adumbros]

especially after having sex in the rain.

doesn't need a heart when a heart can be broken.

[LadyHitchhiker]

Because I'd rather want what I don't have then to have what I don't want.

Is a poet and they don't even know it.

[Adumbros]

but i'll show it, when i grow it

will wear those shoes and i will wear that dress. whoa-oa.

[LadyHitchhiker]

And then we'll do the time warp again.

Likes to wake up in the morning and say "I'm energized"!

[Adumbros]

only when actively crackbrained. otherwise i wake up and say "yo let's fuck"

thinks i am a misogynist

[LadyHitchhiker]

Only on the weekends.

Likes to wear a tutu on weekends and call themself a pretty princess.

[Adumbros]

because you make me feel, you make me feel, you make me feel like a na-tur-al womaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan (womaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan).

is racist because they hate nascar.

[LadyHitchhiker]

Yes. I am racist against cars. Didn't you know that? I'd much rather race on llamas.

Is having a love affair with a sheep.

[Adumbros]

goats, actually.

maaaaaaaaaaaaaah (good luck interpreting THAT one).

[LadyHitchhiker]

Ma ma ma can't read my poker face...

Is Lady Gaga

[LadyHitchhiker]

I can't help it. I was born this way.

Lies on facebook.

[Storyslinger]

That's what It's there for.

Has the moves like Jagger

[Odetta]

Jealous much?


has a third nipple

[Storyslinger]

Jealous much?

Is the reason Chuck Norris has a night light

[Odetta]

He cries like a baby and begs me not to hurt him... too much


has a pet monkey