More like nightmares!
Has each toenail a different color, but didn't paint it that way...
More like nightmares!
Has each toenail a different color, but didn't paint it that way...
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
dude, tell me about it! i just woke up and there they were - each a different color. i think it was a toenail artist/burglar.
invested everything they had in those mcdonald's mcdlt burgers (you know, the hot side stays hot, while the cold side stays cold).
It's going to make a comeback, I know it!
Started a business selling condoms made of ice.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
hey! There's a big fetish market for that!
wants to bake me a cake
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
Funfetti and everything.
Eats dog food when no one is looking.
it's high in iron and anemia runs in my family
is a huge fan of Carrot top movies
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
I think redheads are hot. Period.
Has "Island Girl" (by Elton John) stuck in their head at full volume!
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If you put your ear against mine, you can hear it.
Puts duct tape over all the vents on their air conditioner.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
It stays cooler longer that way.
just realized that apples turn brown when you eat them too.
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
This completely changes my outlook on life.
Sings "Happy Birthday" in a Fat Albert voice everytime they go to a party, even if it's not someone's birthday.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
I always like to be prepared. It works out for me more often than not.
Owns a white castle.
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because i am a princess - and where else would a princess live
is about to rob a bank
Get the car ready!!!
Fills disc drives of video game systems with peanut butter and jelly.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
They say it keeps the drive sweet and clean
Is afraid of doctors
All that education is frightening to me.
Has an earworm.
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I'm trying to get a bunch of them to fill my head.
Blackmails kids into dressing as sperm for Halloween.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
Because every sperm is sacred / every sperm is great / if a sperm is wasted / God gets quite irate.
Is in love with their sidewalk.
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Of course I am...I mean, have you seen how wonderful all of the layouts, cracks, stains, and textures merge together to form this beautiful tapestry of delight?????
Drank glass cleaner thinking they would be able to sing better.
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
Windex fixes everything, right?
Uses hefty trash bags as fashion accessories.
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Some people say it looks trashy.
Pollutes just for fun.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
It's more about social consciousness really. It is out of consideration for the environmentalists. Every time I pollute it kills the environment just a little bit more thus expediting our extinction. Then after we die off the planet can flourish with all sorts of new life made out of styrofoam cups, tin cans, petroleum byproducts, and cigarette butts.
crossdresses on odd numbered days of each month.
*Sigh* Just 11 hours and 15 minutes until the 15th...
Pours CocaCola down people's pants with a funnel.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
But only at formal functions.
Goes to libraries and rents whole trash bags full of books to read.
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Some of those books are sad because nobody checks them out. I'm helping them!
Takes nude photos of themselves on a disposable camera and then switches it with strangers' cameras.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
Some of those books are sad because nobody checks them out. I'm helping them!
Takes nude photos of themselves on a disposable camera and then switches it with strangers' cameras.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
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