How else do you explain The Count's pimp cape?
Has a strange attraction to Venetian blinds.
How else do you explain The Count's pimp cape?
Has a strange attraction to Venetian blinds.
"I wish they'd just wipe out humanity and get it over with. It's the waiting I can't stand." -Fry"I know we can't all stay here forever, so I want to write my words on the face of today." -Blind Melon
*whispers* I heard they're from Venus.
Laughs everytime they hear the word Venus.
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rhymes be damned, it's funny.
counted up for the new year countdown
"I wish they'd just wipe out humanity and get it over with. It's the waiting I can't stand." -Fry"I know we can't all stay here forever, so I want to write my words on the face of today." -Blind Melon
I'm getting there!
Is the second best at everything.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
only half the time.
wears hats to sleep.
"I wish they'd just wipe out humanity and get it over with. It's the waiting I can't stand." -Fry"I know we can't all stay here forever, so I want to write my words on the face of today." -Blind Melon
I'd rather have hat-hair than bed-head.
Spends five minutes yelling at a little dog every morning.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
I relaxes me...
Spends weekends wearing nothing but socks.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. - Edgar Allan Poe
Bunch together a group of people deliberately chosen for strong religious feelings, and you have a practical guarantee of dark morbidities expressed in crime, perversion, and insanity. - H.P. Lovecraft
My feet are the only part of me that gets cold. Wow you know me well!
Likes to eat tinsel off of the christmas tree every year.
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I heard it's good for your digestive system!
Is on the verge of drowning in milk as I type this.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
At least my fingers can reach the keyboard to send out my s o
Is jealous of me drowning in milk
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I'm choking on cookies, I kinda need it!
Likes to be wrapped in a tortilla and treated like a taco.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
I love salsa poured all over me... it helps my skin.
Is inside my head right now.
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You knew??? *runs away*
Decided to go ahead and leave up their holiday decorations for the entire coming year.
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
I'll just put the Valentine's Day decorations on top of them.
Isn't allowed within 500 feet of Dakota Fanning, because of something in the past known only as "The Oatmeal Incident"...
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
I don't want to talk about it. All I will say is it includes frogs, and spatuli.
Needs the Rocky Horror Picture Show to have their itty bitty boy parts grow.
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Itty Bitty!? You promised you wouldn't tell anyone!
Has had over 100 unsuccessful lawsuits, each more frivolous than the last.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
Hey! I'm sorry. It is in no way my fault that my car wrecked while I was on slick roads at 4am and drunk. Obviously it is Ghandi's fault. I knew I could never be like him, which is why I got drunk. I wanted to kill myself, hence the driving? Or something. My lawyer says I could get him and Hitler at the same time.
Is cross-cloning Bruce Campbell's chin with Jay Leno's.
"If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do."
"He and his tet would fall upon them by surprise, and with these tools they would smite and smite until their enemies lay with their boots pointed to the sky. Or theirs did."
But I don't know where the chin will end up yet.....
aches just like a woman but breaks just like a little girl
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You just have to rub it in, don't you?
Coats their tires in buttered bread.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
It's the only way to get traction in the winter
makes goat noises when they snore
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I've been told so. Also, apparently I get really hairy and eat trash...
Thinks Grady from Sanford and Son is a super stud.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
I love the beard.
Likes to scratch themself with kitchen appliances.
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I find that the spoon is much safer than the knife.
Tried to pick a fight with Ashton Kutcher at a butcher shop on a rainy day.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
I didn't know I could be knocked unconscious by meatloaf.
Likes to decorate their christmas trees with pieces of meat.
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It keeps my family from wanting to keep it up all winter.
As a child, was only allowed to read the works of the Marquis de Sade.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
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