That's how I got my nickname--Bait N Tackle. At least that's what I want most folks to think.
Will drop everything and dance when "West End Girls" comes on--anytime, anyplace.
That's how I got my nickname--Bait N Tackle. At least that's what I want most folks to think.
Will drop everything and dance when "West End Girls" comes on--anytime, anyplace.
are ya sure that's not Master Bait N Tackle? and yes while i'm dressed as kris cross... i sing petshop boys - goes over great during church functions.
has only seven keys that work on their keyboard... the T, A, R, D, P, S and O
thus every post is a scrabble game to them.
(all the rest of the keys are stuck solid from looking at porn)
so now i have to look up porn about star and pards and darts and oars and ports and rats and spat and spot and and soap.... I am limited..
always wears seasonally colored items...
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I'm NEVER out of fashion.
Moonwalks to restrooms in restaurants.
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
maybe
Is on a steady diet of soda pop and ritalin
Lalalalaaaa, lalalalaaa
Lalalalaaaa, lalalalaaa
sugarpop <3
I spend most of my time bouncing in the bathroom because my body can't handle the pop but it's all good.
has an issue with broccoli.
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It stared at me the wrong way back in first grade, and we could never patch things up from there.
Thinks that there is a conspiracy concerning why they never win at board games.
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
It all started when I beat this kid named Hitler (or something like that) at Risk.
Wonders how "motion lights" keep moving
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
I think there are robots involved.
Puts all of their weight onto their fingers when they type.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
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Wants a pony in their stocking this year.
I'm shopping for a bigger stocking... I hope everyone gets the hint..
Likes to plant their flowers in the winter.
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That way they can build up a resistance to the cold.
Just leaves their trash lying around, with the hopes that it will just melt and evaporate once the temperature goes up a bit.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
What? Isn't that what global warming is for?? I thought that garbage cans were like little glimpses into the past, like a museum.
Covers all of their windows with aluminum foil.
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
What's the big deal? It's not like my house is in a giant microwave or something...
Tries to get out of paying for their groceries by crying.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
Works every time. Real easy too. All I have to do is remember when I turned 20 and a 15 year old bag boy felt me up.
Likes to scream the "Saw" theme in Jigsaw's ear.
"If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do."
"He and his tet would fall upon them by surprise, and with these tools they would smite and smite until their enemies lay with their boots pointed to the sky. Or theirs did."
Sounds Hawaiian, doesn't it?
loses hair at the sound of sirens.
"I wish they'd just wipe out humanity and get it over with. It's the waiting I can't stand." -Fry"I know we can't all stay here forever, so I want to write my words on the face of today." -Blind Melon
My mug shots are a scream, let me tell you.
Likes to say they are vegan while eating cheese steaks in public places.
Nothing beats seeing all of those looks of astonishment.
Still creates cardboard box forts and doesn't let anyone in.
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
so is the objection to the fact that they're cardboard? or the fact that you can't come in?
believes that a giant fat man in a red suit can really fit down a chimney without making a hella big mess.
All it takes is a little magic!
Thought candy canes were actually candy Cains, as in Cain from the Bible.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
I could only imagine how hard it would have been to kill able. Everything would have been all sticky.
Once stole the mall's Easter Bunny suit and farted in it, and waited until the real guy put it on.
"If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do."
"He and his tet would fall upon them by surprise, and with these tools they would smite and smite until their enemies lay with their boots pointed to the sky. Or theirs did."
I could only imagine how hard it would have been to kill able. Everything would have been all sticky.
Once stole the mall's Easter Bunny suit and farted in it, and waited until the real guy put it on.
"If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do."
"He and his tet would fall upon them by surprise, and with these tools they would smite and smite until their enemies lay with their boots pointed to the sky. Or theirs did."
Priceless. There should be a commercial about how great that moment was. I would make a lot of money.
Dresses up like the energerizer bunny to get their significant other primed up for sex.
This is my blog/page:
www.facebook.com/thespermwhaleandbowlofpetunias
This is my donation page:
https://www.razoo.com/br/causes/Maje...h-Resorption-1
"I'll just keep going, and going, and going, baby!"
Plays two guitars with their feet outside a local restaurant.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
Which is not such a big deal as I use my face (and tongue) to play the third.
Likes to frolic around the house butt ass naked.
"As for gunslingers, Roland," Cuthbert says, "I am here. And we are the last."
When two fit, it makes you think
I got the cute one, my woman
She says, "Lovin's all I bring"
And it's her loving that's a wonderful thing.
Lovin' yes we are, it's such a wonderful thing
When two fit it makes you think
See us both in the black
She lays on me so relaxed.
-Big D and The Kids Table
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