i know he's got it in for me! Just because I wouldn't get confirmed because I didn't want to promise myself to a religion I didn't believe 100% in!!!
Will only swear in Spanish.
i know he's got it in for me! Just because I wouldn't get confirmed because I didn't want to promise myself to a religion I didn't believe 100% in!!!
Will only swear in Spanish.
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Ay Carumba!
Wears a sign that says "One-person carwash", then takes off all their clothes, covers themself in soap and water, and jumps on people's windshields naked.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
I get paid well... even though I don't do it for money... Hmmmmm....
Hasn't changed their underwear in 27 days.
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Once every 31 days, that's what I always say.
Tries to make out with ducks at the park.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
The sweet quacking in my ear and those webbed feet drives me crazy
Knows the true reason ducks have big webbed feet
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It's so the government can control them more easily.
Says "Coochy-coochy-coo" and tickles the chin of politicians who offer to shake their hand.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
I love Bart Stupak.
Likes to call their friends in public by the names of politicians.
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"Hey, it's Al Gore! What's up?!"
Fell in the cake at their best friend's wedding.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
It was yummy...
Makes naked snow angels in the winter.
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Hey, they're free-spirited snow angels ok?
Places bets on Iron- Chef cook-offs.
I lost 20 grand on the last one!
Has a taco costume that they wear every Thursday.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
On Tuesdays I wear tuna!
bakes their pets homemade meals 3 times daily
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Mr. Fluffykins won't settle for anything out of a can...
Clones puppies, and then punts them off the roof into nearby playgrounds.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
At least they're not real puppies.
Is stalking me secretly.
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Hey, quit looking out the window and get back to the shower!
Played air-guitar, until their dog chewed through the air-cord to the air-amp.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
Now I can't make beautiful air-music
Uses the following pick up line : "I lost my number, can I have yours?"
It works every time... I get a lot of traffic at the gas station and the bookstore. So far I have 5419 numbers!!! I wonder what I should do with all of them!
Is annoyed by how happy the yahoo messenger guy looks.
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I'd love to take that smug smile off his little face. Oh, he just makes me feel so dad-blasted pissed off and....
Calm down. Breath deep. Slowly count to ten.
Is starting up an all Jello-O buffet restaurant.
"Help me out here
All my words are falling short
And there's so much I want to say"
It's right next to Dave's "Hot dog and beer" restaurant.
Instead of drying off with a towel, they use an animal...
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Sometimes it bites me in the [whistles].
Has an insane urge to ram an ice cream truck with a pick up truck.
How dare they drive by blasting that music at noon?! Some of us are trying to sleep!
Worked at a nursing home, but got fired after declaring "war" on the children's hospital across the street.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
You wouldn't think by looking at them, but those children knew warfare. And they were damn good at it.
Emassed their vast fortune by selling melon ballers shaped like melons.
"Help me out here
All my words are falling short
And there's so much I want to say"
I am so smrt!
Targets the nicotine receptors in peoples' brains and makes them crave spongecake.
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Lites up some squarepants.....
Is often mistaken for a celebity
The answer is within
all matter is energy, all energy is GOD
The Paparazzi love me!
Is responsible for all the real news in their town
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