It hasn't steered me wrong yet!!
Lives in a giant shoe.
It hasn't steered me wrong yet!!
Lives in a giant shoe.
I have no money for a flat.
sends love-letters to Bush.
Roland would have understood.
It helps the shrub grow
Is the real culprit behind the disapppeance of my toast today
*wipes crumbs of my shirt*but it was just so good i just had to have it
ate all there halloween candy in 14 seconds
*BURP*...*HURLS*...no I didn't!
Steals kids teeth to get money off the tooth fairy.
I am lazy to work.
's best friend is a 19-year-old dried plum.
Roland would have understood.
well we all cant have apples can we
drinks paint to see what color there poo will be
i prefer a deep navy blue
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prefers to wear their underwear backwards to get that "floppy" feeling at the front
"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." - Duma Key
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Damn you for telling everyone!!
Has a uni-brow
The Tardis (Time And Relative Dimension(s) In Space) duh!
After that last experiment with left over fireworks, I have none.
Once challenged Chuck Norris to a drinking contest
Only mountain dew baby, only mountain dew!
When alone, keeps trying to pat their head and rub their stomach at the same time
The Tardis (Time And Relative Dimension(s) In Space) duh!
I'm doing it now!!! (Typing with my nose )
Blew up their granny by feeding her pop rocks and soda
No, that was my seagul
Was spying on every DT member last night
DAMN YOU ALL!! you all can read my mind and see my most hidden dreams and fantasies!!
Walks with a limp to get attention
The Tardis (Time And Relative Dimension(s) In Space) duh!
*laughs* I am walking with a limp these days - because of an accident.
has two glass eyes but nobody knows it.
Roland would have understood.
And I keep one in Letti's room so I can keep an eye on her
Buys weird hats for attention.
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With my limp they look so damn great on me.
can't stand singing nuns.
Roland would have understood.
I just can't get into the habit of listening to THAT.
Uses puns excessively.
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There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Likes to "bust-a-sag", then run from the cops
The Tardis (Time And Relative Dimension(s) In Space) duh!
I like to have any excuse to run from the cops. They like to whistle at me.
Uses their tongue to wash their vehicle.
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ONLY AND ONLY...when I drive through pot field!
likes to use window cleaner as an all purpose cleaner
The Tardis (Time And Relative Dimension(s) In Space) duh!
I shower with it daily.
Likes to use lemon juice for eyewash.
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heh...only once! Really!
Likes to scare pigeons to see them poo when they take off.
The Tardis (Time And Relative Dimension(s) In Space) duh!
Especially over people I don't like.
Wears fake fangs to formal functions.
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