*stops nitting* well wat am i suposed to do when fluffy sheds
after _____ got kicked in the crotch there testies turned a color that could only be described as Blorange
*stops nitting* well wat am i suposed to do when fluffy sheds
after _____ got kicked in the crotch there testies turned a color that could only be described as Blorange
It wasn't pretty, I say that much
I'd post, but you'd all go blind
Secretly tells others secrets
you know my my girl friend has 6 nipples hay i dont tell others secrets
_____ is a viatnamies prostotute that hold the world record for bull riding
now I'm an american prostotute, but same record.
loves to cuddle with a teddy bear after masturbation
The Tardis (Time And Relative Dimension(s) In Space) duh!
has been watching too many youtube videos
Drinks the glass and eats the liquid
i swear waters crunchy
was walking through the park one day in the very marry month of may
actually, I was skipping... not walking
ate garlic for lunch... phew!
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
oh so thats why everyones avoiding me
knows the meaning of "a stitch in time saves nine"
But I'm not telling
Knows the true meaning to life
and I'm not telling!
walks on hands.
The Tardis (Time And Relative Dimension(s) In Space) duh!
plus i can type with my feet
can shit out gold and diamonds after eating cheap mexican food
that's how I get the stuff across the border.
Licks and doesn't bite.
The Tardis (Time And Relative Dimension(s) In Space) duh!
so thats why my girl friend likes me so much
has a 0.00 GPA
I smoked reefer instead of studying
The Tardis (Time And Relative Dimension(s) In Space) duh!
so did i and guess were i ended up
im a lesson for little kids, dont smoke pot unless u want to be shot at
I never got shot at!
Likes to cut the cheese under the blankets then get under and inhale deeply
The Tardis (Time And Relative Dimension(s) In Space) duh!
I can fall asleep so quickly then and I have such beautiful dreams...
once killed a cockroach with their ear.
Roland would have understood.
little bastard tried to invade my brain
Really is the Great Pumpkin
and I am looking for that one pumpkin patch that is just right.
Is the reincarnation of Liberace.
i knew their was areason for my skills
Is secretly training a squad of hampster to take over the world tonight
I didn't want to be ruled by hampsters
Sits at their job without any pants on
and raking in the dough
Bake cakes of mud
I prefer to call them "mud tartlets", its more appetizing!
Asks a magic 8 ball about every decision they make in each day.