Unfortunately, I only know the version that includes getting shot by the FBI.
Sneaks into classrooms when the teachers leave and tells the kids that the teacher is lying.
Unfortunately, I only know the version that includes getting shot by the FBI.
Sneaks into classrooms when the teachers leave and tells the kids that the teacher is lying.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
I used to do that when I was student teaching but that was a LONG LONG time ago!
Secretly loves getting wedgies.
This collecting stuff is a sickness! ~Patrick
That's why I dress like a nerd all the time. I'm actually really cool!
Will never stop doing what they were doing five minutes ago.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
No I will never stop posting on the dark tower as long as we both shall live...
Is watching the same movie I am RIGHT NOW.
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Only in my head, unfortunately!
Does everything with a sarcastic look on their face.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
Isn't that the only way to do things...like anyone else hasn't done it
Likes to point at people and laugh randomly.
I like to make people as paranoid as they make me.
Has a guitar that is gently weeping.
This is my blog/page:
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This is my donation page:
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It's had a rough life, because I rock so hard.
Picks all the apples out of trees and then duct tapes them back in their exact places on the tree.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
Well, I like to give them a little freedom. But not too much, or they will take advantage.
Doesn't remove the pictures of strangers from photo frames after purchasing them.
They're much more attractive than my real family, you know.
Made a shirt out of tape and chalk.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
And it was so cool!! really, the envy of all...until it fell apart on the bus.
wants to be like Ronald McDonald
His makeup stylings are stunning.
Uses a staple remover as a hand puppet while in meetings.
you're solid gold // i'll see you in hell
Well ya gotta lighten up the mood when those BORING meetings drone on and on!
Has 32 cats in their house....and only 1 litter box.
This collecting stuff is a sickness! ~Patrick
I have a litter box???? thanks for the info...
waits for the neighbors to get home before turning up the stereo to 11
well, what's the point of trying to piss off the neighbors if they aren't even home
believes that theis doing illicit thing behind our backs
Actually ON our backs!
Thinks "Vertebra" is intimate clothing.
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
And verboten is the backbone, nyet?
Is pictilingual.
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This is my donation page:
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I pity those of you who are limited to non-pictilinguality!
Thinks Michael Jordan should have won Best Actor for Space Jam.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
Well, he WAS better than Tweety in that one!
Has a 'thing' for used garbage cans.
This collecting stuff is a sickness! ~Patrick
Something about the smell just really gets to me!
Whenever meeting someone for the first time, tries to imitate that person exactly.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
what can i say. Its a talent
challenges strangers to kung fu fights
If you love me then love me..
only because i like to sing the song
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
oh, ummmmmm. sorry i lost my head. what were we talking about? oh yeah.
thinks this guyis firing real bullets and ducks whenever it's used
You mean they're NOT real bullets? But he looks so damned lifelike!!
Loves that TS got carried away with Kung Fu
This collecting stuff is a sickness! ~Patrick
and she sent me to the Pop the question thread to see.
thinks that we will all be devoured by Italian pineapples
It's better than being eaten by French pumpkins, that's for sure!
Farts right next to the tables at eating contests, with the hopes of nauseating the contestants.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
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