And I have named them all.
Likes to eat a towel for breakfast.
And I have named them all.
Likes to eat a towel for breakfast.
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I steal them from the changing rooms at the gym - that's the only way to get one that's really flavorful.
Does a magic trick every time someone asks them for change.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
Magic is change, right? The change in the force...
Says "I ate it" whenever someone has lost something and is looking for it.
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That guy who couldn't find his paycheck was PISSED.
Judges books by other books' covers.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
Bookcovers want to sell the books so why should I believe them?
sends all their free money to millionaires anonymously as a charity.
Roland would have understood.
This is why they say the rich keep getting richer and the poor keep getting poorer.
Is intoxicated by the sound of construction.
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dooooooood don't you hear those jackhammers going. it will JACK you up...
(is smacked with a dead fish due to bad pun)
Is unaware that other people read this.
dooooooood don't you hear those jackhammers going. it will JACK you up...
(is smacked with a dead fish due to bad pun)
Is unaware that other people read this.
This is my journal, right?
Only speaks in smilies.
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:wft:
(stort of my life)
Is turned on by the smell of wet dog.
It means they're clean, and cleanliness is next to godliness or dogliness...
Is turned on by zombies.
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is loved by me
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww...Can't beat that.
Has a hip flask.
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who doesn't?
has a secret addiction to snorting the cheese powder from Kraft Macaroni and Cheese
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
It has a nice burn as it goes down.
Dances naked in the woods every Tuesday noon
But not Thursdays. I never did get the hang of Thursdays.
Likes to dress in cheese puffs.
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Hey, it's a convenient snack when I get hungry.
Signs legal documents with crayons.
they are BLUE crayons, so it's legal!
will continously walk in circles unless someone kicks them
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
If I don't want to go to work, it's the best solution.
can count to 100 but cannot count to 10
Roland would have understood.
I only see the big picture.
Will only wear clothes with sequins on them.
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theyre so SHINY!
Likes to wear cats as hats.
betteras hats than to have them as pets!
Will only eat fruitcake during the holiday season
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
I honestly believe they're stale eleven months out of the year.
Has a Timey-Wimey Detector.
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
And a timey-wimey machine.
Has too much time on their hands.
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I've washed my hands dozens of times, but it still won't come off!
Knows that science cannot move forward without heaps.
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
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