And they say it only makes your palms hairy.
Has a peanut butter fetish.
And they say it only makes your palms hairy.
Has a peanut butter fetish.
Sloth Love Chunk
George Washington Carver is my hero. JIF Chunky all the way!!
Has a crush on Edward Cullen.
Finished The Dark Tower at 6:03AM on December 21, 2009.
The man in black fled across the desert,
and the gunslinger followed.
But not Robert Pattinson. But then I have a crush on ALL fictional characters.
Wears pink bunny slippers to work.
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I wear them everywhere but home.
can squeeze lemon juice from oranges.
Roland would have understood.
Yep. It's the only way i can handle oranges seeing as I'm allergic to orange juice. So you know, I do magic.
Wears their underwear over their clothes.
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How else could I be a superhero?
Strives to one day be as cool as Pee Wee Herman
It's quite hard but at least I have the laugh down.
Wishes they had a three foot long prehensile tail.
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It would be nice to please a woman in two different ways at once...
Have the idea that they will be "drawn" the next go round
If there is another round, then I'm certainly sure I'll be there to see it.
Has a crazing for whiskey.
Finished The Dark Tower at 6:03AM on December 21, 2009.
The man in black fled across the desert,
and the gunslinger followed.
And the only cure is more whiskey.
Has the fever for more cow bell.
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The doctor just won't fill out my prescription.
Reads newspaper comic strips upside down.
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
I find they are more realistic that way.
Invented apple juice.
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to make the end creation of cider
has a foot fetish
But only animal feet.
Kissed a squirrel and they liked it.
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Hope my rabbit don't mind it.
(I'm both relieved and disappointed that I didn't have to read through 17 pages of new posts.)
Asked their eye-doctor to give them the David Bowie look.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
Not the David Bowman look.
Owns a dinocroc.
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I keep it in the bathtub.
As a child, when instructed to eat peas, would spitefully eat all the "P"s from the Scrabble game.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
I get better fiber that way.
Thinks cardboard is one of the four food groups.
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It's cardboard, sugar, fruit, and meat.
Made a pie out of all the mice caught in a mousetrap over the course of a year.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
I need protein.
Can't believe they're up this early in the morning.
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Mornings are for sleep. So are afternoons and evenings.
collects dove eyeballs.
Roland would have understood.
I want to use them to see what it's like to fly.
Always has a mouthful of sugar. ALWAYS.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
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can talk backwards only if they walk backwards.
Roland would have understood.
That counts for singing too.. I'm working on a record but it's difficult. My legs are so tired.
Eats all food first from the middle and works their way to the outside.
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And then the wrapper.
Has a tapeworm farm.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
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