I like the surprised look on their face when they get their pictures back from the wal-mart lab... plus the photo technicians really frown on pornography. I like to use this only for enemies that I want to go to jail though
Lives off the chili seasoning off of chili fritos.
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My teeth can't handle fritos, but I can sure suck the seasoning!
Has a mustache made of hotdogs.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
You know, just in case I ever get hungry... and they are sooooooooo fashionable looking!!!!!!
Eloped with this guy:
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That thumb never stops.
Pretended to be Barack Obama and called Jackie Chan's cell phone to pick a fight.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
Hey, I just wondered who would win, and thought that I'd help things out a bit...I mean, who wouldn't want to see a fight between Barack "The Rock" Obama and Jackie Chan???
Likes to light cigarettes backwards on purpose to aggravate smokers.
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
I like people to try and help me...It helps me feel loved.
Decorates their christmas trees with beer cans.
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I'm dreaming of a Lite Christmas.
Uses gasoline as cooking oil.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
I like the flavor
Will still respect me in the morning
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Maybe even more!
Does a great Ms. Piggy impression, but only when people are trying to be serious.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
When I'm under pressure the impressions just come flowing...
Is pictilingual and proud of it though nobody hardly understands them.
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Combs their hair. (Who says these all have to be zany?)
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
It's true. I don't like brushes.
Gave me the swine flu.
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I swear, that pig said she was clean...honest!
Likes to read a book's ending, then beginning, then middle...in that order.
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
It makes every book a mystery then.
Was a llama in a former life.
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has eye herpes.
From looking at yo mama! BURN!
Has had over 35 piercings, but none were intentional.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
from yo daddy!.. oh wait
lives in a terrarium
I find it refreshing
doesn't drink coffee
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I prefer to have my caffeine by I.V. drip. Drinking just isn't fast enough.
Once wrote a short book called, "1,001 Uses For Nail Clippers"
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
1. Clip your nails!
2. Shiv.
has cake thighs.
Go ahead, have a taste!
Used their native flag as a bib when having lunch with their head of state.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
You should see what I wear as a diaper!
Is stuck on a liquid diet for the next few weeks.
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I'm particularly enjoying the liquid potato chips.
Decides who to vote for based on how close the candidates' birthdays are to their own.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
I like to stick with Libras. They're the ones I relate to the most.
Is memorizing the bible.
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I've almost got the title down.
Runs into old ladies with shopping carts.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
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