I can't help it I smelled like fresh meet.
Drools excessively when they smell asparagus.
I can't help it I smelled like fresh meet.
Drools excessively when they smell asparagus.
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I wouldn't call 2 pints per hour excessive...
CAN see tits on the radio.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
And I love to "tune in Tokyo."
Thinks Randy Moss is a horney lichen.
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
What other logical explanation would that be for a title? It couldn't possibly be anyone's name, because that's just wrong!
Tans only on their face.
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In the summer I look like I'm wearing blackface.
Thinks "sunbathing" is filling the tub with fire and getting in.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
Trust me, there's nothing more invigorating. My current record stands at 5 seconds.
Once tried to listen to a cd by spinning it on their finger and holding a laser pointer against it.
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
I think I plugged the headphones into the wrong slot...
Thinks Cheetos and carrots are the same basic thing.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
Well they have to be related, look at them!
Is far too easily swayed by shiny items.
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I'm always going swimming and getting caught by fishermen with shiny lures.
Tries trading Pokemon cards as currency.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
"What?!? You don't accept Charizards here??! Do you realize how much this is?? I could buy your entire franchise, but all I'm asking for is a friggin' soda!...Jerks." Yup. I sure do.
Likes brushing their hair with sporks.
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
*witholds oral sex joke*
Paid for our sins with GM stock.
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
Actually, all I could afford was masturbation.
Tries to beat up Ashton Kutcher every year on Christmas.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
Hell when *I* wax my chest it never becomes news, but when he does, it plays every 15 minutes on Headline News!
Ate the worm.
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That was the worst fishing trip ever.
Only sleeps with stuffed animals that they stuffed themselves.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
My stuffed animals love getting stuffed.
Doesn't know what a double entendre is.
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Sounds tasty!
Uses a really skinny person with long hair as a mop.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
Who would have known grandma was still a valuable, functional member of our family?
Once tried to cut their hair with nail-clippers.
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
it didn't go too well.
accidentally peed on the front lawn
Lalalalaaaa, lalalalaaa
Lalalalaaaa, lalalalaaa
sugarpop <3
Don't front lawns and restrooms look exactly the same?!?!
Likes to prank call people using an Arnold soundboard.
Well, a Sylvester Stallone soundboard wouldn't be nearly as great, right?
Sits in front of the TV watching kids shows and writing down things that they deem inappropriate, and then writes angry letters to the producers.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
Yeh, it's really rare to see decent kids shows nowadays
Watches Mikael Åkerfeldt pictures every day while drooooling
I am the one I am the one
The godlike terror train
The superior, artificial brain
Feel free to call me Blaine!
My husband thinks I've had a stroke. Shhhhhhhhhhh....
Collects pop tabs, and is planning on melting them and making them into a suit of armor.
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That way I'll be safe from all those swordsmen who hang around here!
Has hair that looks like a giant pair of dice.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
It's better than looking like Jimmy Neutron.
Looks like Greg Proops.
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And I'm just a few surgeries away from completing the look!
Starts rumors about radioactive mayonnaise.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
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