and that's on a good day. Usually I can't get past pi.
has a secret plot.
well obviously it's not so secret if you know about it now is it?
believes that this guyis in that state because
and
were caught in a compromising situation.
it was all very hush hush though so keep it to yourself.
I shall say nothing nobody else already doesn't know...
likes to wear their underwear inside out and backwards
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It's not my fault I have an unique physique!
Tries to tickle bikers.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
And I am successful!
Received a government grant to find out just what is inside of a Lava Lamp.
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
Unfortunately since it's a government grant, they have all rights to the information I find so it will just be for personal gratification, not being able to share it with the world until it's unclassified.
Is unclassified.
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They can't decide whether I should be classified as an animal or a fungus.
Keeps their hat full of popcorn.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
Hey, the butter is cheaper than pomade!
Picks there nose while waiting at red lights... and doesn't stop when the person next to them catches them.
Do You Folks Like Coffee?
Real Coffee,
From the Hills Of Colombia?
The Duncan Hills awake you
from a thousand deaths.
A cup of blackened blood.
(Die, Die)
You're dying for a cup.
If I'm close enough, I wipe my fingers on the side of their car.
Hurls pumpkins at old ladies.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
Free lunch. It's the way I help them.
puts their eyes into a glass of sparky mineral water before they go to sleep
Roland would have understood.
Best way to keep 'em cool and refreshed.
Dances the Cha Cha with old ladies on Friday nights.
And every night I leave the Cha Cha club with two.
is Amish. How they got the computer I dunno.
Shhhhhhhhhhh don't tell anyone or I'll be excommunicated!
Is the O in Homer.
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And it's terribly annoying getting caught up in all of the drama unfolding between H and M.
Knows directions to Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha.
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
And it's confidential information. I can however provide you a towel if need be. It will be green though and they don't taste good.
Gave their valentine coleslaw.
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I thought she could stand to eat a little more healthily. I probably shouldn't have told her that, though...
Has modified their life so that it can be described by the lyrics of Toybox songs.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
I'm a collectible Yeah Yeah!
ain't not holla back girl.
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So it's not just gonna happen like that.
Ordered chicken legs, mistakenly believing that they were "cheek and leg"s.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
It was a very awkward conversation, to say the least...to make it worse, I was in a vegan restaurant.
Thinks that any action recorded with a high-speed video camera is amazing.
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
It's so fast and shiny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Would do anything for love but they won't do THAT.
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Oh, no, I won't do that!
Would do anything for gloves.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
But fishnet gloves are the best.
Has their house decorated solely in phallic shaped furniture and accessories.
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That way I can be having fun no matter what I'm doing!
Tried to dye cotton candy the same way they dye hair.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
It certainly didn't taste like cotton candy...
Should have been at church with me yesterday...
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Who could have known that 4 Nyquil would make me oversleep? Not I.
Has heard that "The bird is the word."
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
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