It should become an international sport...if only everyone else could finally feel how awesome it is to be free...of clothing.
Has a secret stash with the complete "Ernest P. Worrell" movie collection in it.
It should become an international sport...if only everyone else could finally feel how awesome it is to be free...of clothing.
Has a secret stash with the complete "Ernest P. Worrell" movie collection in it.
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
Also included is a tan ball-cap, a denim vest, a stiff tube and a can of crisco for those lonely nights. Know what I mean, vern?
Dresses up as Paul Newman and fights another man dressed as Charlton Heston.
"If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do."
"He and his tet would fall upon them by surprise, and with these tools they would smite and smite until their enemies lay with their boots pointed to the sky. Or theirs did."
That's because playing Moses went to that bastard's head.
Likes to jack off to n sync.
the rhythym helps me, not the boys.
likes to blare "asshole" by denis leary from their car as they drive by past employers.
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Some say I went to far when I drove by my old boss's little nephew's birthday party. I say I didn't go far enough.
Soaks their Guitar Hero controller in milk.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
it help when i need to press two or more notes at the same time.
Has an irrational fear of Hersey's Kisses
What kind of fear SHOULD I have? A rational one?!
Has a big, Snidley-Whiplash style mustache and ties girls to train tracks.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
And that's just my day job!
Got the best x-mas present EVER
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Got a new laptop.
Peels the labels off their beer.
stalking brice.
thinks that dinosaurs were a myth created by the government to explain . . .
global warming. Note: The JFK assasination, UFOs, and the illuminati were also involved in this particular deception.
Would do _______ for a Klondike Bar.
meh. klondike bars are so 80s. now if you had said peppermint hot chocolate. . . .
believes in conspiracy theories, no matter how farfetched and ridiculous.
911 WAS planned by the American government and I can prove it!
Hates it when syrup touches the bacon...
"As for gunslingers, Roland," Cuthbert says, "I am here. And we are the last."
When two fit, it makes you think
I got the cute one, my woman
She says, "Lovin's all I bring"
And it's her loving that's a wonderful thing.
Lovin' yes we are, it's such a wonderful thing
When two fit it makes you think
See us both in the black
She lays on me so relaxed.
-Big D and The Kids Table
Just looks like crap touching my pork. I mean hell, I wouldn't eat pigs at all if I thought they rolled around in shit all day.
REALLY enjoys finger puppets. More so for what they are called rather than what they are actually used for.
"If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do."
"He and his tet would fall upon them by surprise, and with these tools they would smite and smite until their enemies lay with their boots pointed to the sky. Or theirs did."
They're a lot less painful than fist puppets.
dresses up in a Haloween costume every day
"I wish they'd just wipe out humanity and get it over with. It's the waiting I can't stand." -Fry"I know we can't all stay here forever, so I want to write my words on the face of today." -Blind Melon
to hide the shame of my true identity.
wears rubber pants to bed
Believe it or not, they are actually quite comfortable...I prefer them over pajamas any day.
Loves going to children's birthday parties just to play "pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey"
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
Its the only blindfolded game I play after that nasty pinata incident.
will never eat tapioca pudding again
it grew in me
files papers with their teeth
"I wish they'd just wipe out humanity and get it over with. It's the waiting I can't stand." -Fry"I know we can't all stay here forever, so I want to write my words on the face of today." -Blind Melon
You should see how I dial the phone!
sleeps standing up
Hard to sleep any other way with that damned pole going through my stomach.
Likes to throw balls and tries to get people in the park to play fetch.
"If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do."
"He and his tet would fall upon them by surprise, and with these tools they would smite and smite until their enemies lay with their boots pointed to the sky. Or theirs did."
You'd be surprised at what they bring back
has a pet rock named doggie
Man did I get in trouble when he pounced on the neighbor kid!
Is trying to find a way to push themselves in a wheelbarrow.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
I almost got it. If I just hadn't thrown my back out...
Is burning cds of sesamee street songs as we speak because they think they are gangsta rap.
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