not true! it wasn't over a dozen it WAS a dozen!
where you been, man?
can't cope with having a pet limestone
not true! it wasn't over a dozen it WAS a dozen!
where you been, man?
can't cope with having a pet limestone
You would not believe the noise they can make at night to keep me awake.
Knows the Ultimate Question to Life, The Universe, and Everything.
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
and i'm not telling. after all, look what happened to the last person i told!
knows that the answer is 17!
i thought it was fortytwo! man i was WAY off!
is conspiring against my computer.
damn. i thought it was a secret. how'd you guess?
thinks that the great pumpkin didn't come to the pumpkin patch last night because he was too busy getting drunk.
i was not drinking, and i was in a sincere pumpkin patch! he should have come!!!!
punctured the appendix of a mugger dressed as Santa Claus
It's happened twice in the past week!
Was once arrested for going to work in the nude.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. - Edgar Allan Poe
Bunch together a group of people deliberately chosen for strong religious feelings, and you have a practical guarantee of dark morbidities expressed in crime, perversion, and insanity. - H.P. Lovecraft
It was a hot day, and there's only so many layers one can remove...:p
Visited Purgatory seven years in a row for holiday.
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
Nice place really...once you get past all those strange natives with their odd screams and wings and HOLYCRAPITSAFTERMEAAAAAAAAHHHH!
is an activist for the rights of mentally unstable persons
Unofficial Doctor Who Obsessor Club Created by IR:
IR
Razz
Woofer
Ves'Ka Gan
I can haz fourum gamz
Sing Your Heart Out!
Should know we all should support our families in times of need.
Scares lonely badgers under cover of night.
Because of you I'm Alive. For you I'm awake-Godsmack
What shall a man have if he gain the entire world but lose his own soul?-Book of Mark
I will fear no evil. Cuz I'm the baddest muthafucker in the valley-Jarhead
there is no such thing as a lonely badger. they travel in packs, PACKS i tell you. PACKS!!!!!!!
hides chocolate under the pillow at night in case of sudden emergency
Yes. Really screws the tooth fairy up, too!
Likes the smell of asphalt after a rainstorm.
Because of you I'm Alive. For you I'm awake-Godsmack
What shall a man have if he gain the entire world but lose his own soul?-Book of Mark
I will fear no evil. Cuz I'm the baddest muthafucker in the valley-Jarhead
actually, i like the smell of everything after a rainstorm. well, maybe not everything but you get my point.
believes in the tooth fairy but not the great pumpkin. what's that all about?
Hmm. Well the great pumpkin once existed, but after the great pie famine of '96 he is no more. Turns out all of New Hampshire had punkin pie for weeks.
ponders whether the dancing banana is more entertaining than a dancing squash or vice-versa.
Because of you I'm Alive. For you I'm awake-Godsmack
What shall a man have if he gain the entire world but lose his own soul?-Book of Mark
I will fear no evil. Cuz I'm the baddest muthafucker in the valley-Jarhead
I would much rather see a dancing papaya, though... Yummmmmmm papaya...
Thinks apple juice is too gourmet to drink.
This is my blog/page:
www.facebook.com/thespermwhaleandbowlofpetunias
This is my donation page:
https://www.razoo.com/br/causes/Maje...h-Resorption-1
ad you DON'T? That stuff is freaking SACRED and it should be so insulted as to touch the lips of humankind! *hugs bottle of Mott's*
Wants to see what happens when a fuzzy black pillow named Spartakiss and a giant plastic meat cleaver named Clarence mate...
(long story..my birthday party was yesterday...)
Unofficial Doctor Who Obsessor Club Created by IR:
IR
Razz
Woofer
Ves'Ka Gan
I can haz fourum gamz
Sing Your Heart Out!
It's true...I wonder what the species would be called...Pleaver, or Cleallow?
Finds telemarketers' home numbers, then calls them at 4am asking if they are happy with the way they're sleeping at night.
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
I've actually managed to make some sales that way.
Is just a bag of chips. (As opposed to "all that and a bag of chips."
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker
and stale ones today.
likes to let children talk to telemarketers, pollsters, and other annoyances on the phone.
OMG - I so do !
.... knows that in fact, that the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about.
The Man In Black Fled Across The Desert...
...And The Gunslinger Followed.
“I’m always on the Batman rule, sir.” - Kate Kane / Detective Comics 857
"It is the story, not he who tells it." Except to us collectors who have to put limits somewhere. - jhanic
Remember, Remember, The Fifth of November, The Gunpowder, Treason, and Plot.
and everytime it plays that damn doll murders someone but no one will believe me they all think it's me but it's not me it's that doll that evil evil doll she's the one doing it not me she's killing people to the hokey pokey honestly it's her not me. . . .
is trying to create a new pet out of left over fur saved for years and years
All I need now is a good lightning storm, and Fluffy will be complete! Mwahahaha!!
Briefly tried a career as a superhero, only to find out that they were only in it for the outfits.
Elodin: "Tombs is for feckless twits who can't chew their own food. My boy's a Re'lar! He has the feck of twenty men!"
Kvothe: “Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.”
Simmon: ”It’s just ointment in case you get burned...but if you mix it with piss, it turns into candy.” Sim’s expression was deadpan. “Delicious candy.”
as it turns out, it's the suits that give them power. Why else would spiderman run around in tights?
is infected. With what? With rage!
right now you have no idea how true that statement is. . . . .
is going on a lion hunt so don't forget this:
in the jungle
the mighty jungle
the lion sleeps tonight
in the jungle
the mighty jungle
the lion sleeps tonight
I try to remember it, but all I can remember is that commercial about flea-spray.
When invited to fancy dinner parties, always tells stories about popping ticks.
Have you heard of people with short fuses? Well, I have no fuse at all, and there's a thousand could testify to it if I hadn't stilled their tongues for good.
You can't ignore my girth.
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