heh...well of course....DUH!
likes to spit in the wind while it's blowing towards themself.
heh...well of course....DUH!
likes to spit in the wind while it's blowing towards themself.
The Tardis (Time And Relative Dimension(s) In Space) duh!
Only if I'm thirsty.
Owes me a beer
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
I'll pay up!.....eventually.... (sip)
Has eyes on the back of their head.
likes the nightmare before christmas
who doesn't?
likes Dwight Schrute
Buddy, you think you look strong? You’re wearing a cape.
Guilty!
Eats spaghetti with their fingers
who doesn't?
hmm. eats fingers with their spaghetti.
hmmm likes Hero's ?
I do!
Has a coffee granule phobia.
Well the damn stuff gets everywhere!
Wipes boogers under tables
sometimes it's the only way.
Has farts that smell like cotton candy.
I sit in a tiny room and sniff 'em all day long
Drinks moonshine and runs naked through the neighbourhood playing made up folk songs on a banjo!
If you don't like it, don't watch
Cages small children up in hopes of eating them some day
Yup!!!!
likes to go commando
The Tardis (Time And Relative Dimension(s) In Space) duh!
while playing a banjo
Gets inside information from the Man
I am the MAN!
likes to poo in the woods
The Tardis (Time And Relative Dimension(s) In Space) duh!
I have active bowels, I go anywhere
Bites whale bubbles
I grew up on a Whale Bubble farm, it's only natural. Don't judge.
On Thursday evenings, puts dead mice down their underwear and does 100 jumping jacks.
DUDE! that was a secret!!
Likes to pleasure themselves in front of a mirror
The Tardis (Time And Relative Dimension(s) In Space) duh!
.....shit. ok, ok. i can only get off if I make funny faces in the mirror at myself. it's a childhood condition. very sensitive.
dips their junk people's drinks when they're not looking
how did you now that? were u at Perkins last night?
secretly digs up fresh graves and feeds the heart of the corpse to their sick goldfish
It can be messy but I have to find a cure for Fluffy .
Writes their feelings down, and then eats the paper.
well what do i do if im sad and hungry?
is a decendant of Randel Flagg but instead of turning into a crow ______ turns into a gopher with Tourettes syndrom
"Fuckbollocks!" *dives into hole*
Stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Who told?
Collects pet fur to make socks.
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