Well variety is the spice of life
Likes making daisy chains and wearing them to work
Well variety is the spice of life
Likes making daisy chains and wearing them to work
Originally Posted by R_of_G
The other prison guards seem to like them.
Races turtleback.
It's the only way I feel grounded
Likes to perform "fame" the musical number with friends in wal-mart..
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The managers don't mind, as long as we buy something before we leave
Can catch a fish with their bare hands.
yes I can but only because I like to slap people around with it.
can stick their entire fist in their mouth
Lalalalaaaa, lalalalaaa
Lalalalaaaa, lalalalaaa
sugarpop <3
Only when I get the craving for knuckle sandwiches.
Can sing the alphabet backwards, flawlessly.
not really, but i can sing all 50 states
can chug a beer in five seconds flat
I call it my Full Barrel Blast.
Can throw a 300 mph fast ball.
That's really mean to say, seeing that I don't have arms.
Won't stop listening to Wireman.
It gets me through the day.
Was woken up by bulldozers trying to flatten their house.
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Apparently they were given the wrong address
Bowls nothing but STEE-RIIIKEEESS!!
only once and i was completely and totally wasted (but i can say i bowled a 300!)
likes to walk backwards down public streets and make faces at people who complain
It's all fun and games until I *SLAM* into a lampost.
Can make lethal weapons out of any office tool.
And boy was it tough figuring out how to rev up staple velocity.
Carries towel and spare babel fish with them at all times
It adds nicely to my new beach ensamble don't you think?
Thinks sorting socks is fun...
The answer is within
all matter is energy, all energy is GOD
I like to alphabetize them.
Is secretly my secret admirer.
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WHO TOLD YOU!?!?!?
really wants me
The Tardis (Time And Relative Dimension(s) In Space) duh!
in more ways than you can imagine.
Follows all my threads religiously.
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well i don't know if i'd say "religiously"
:bowingturtle:
gets hypnotized watching the banana dance
~drool~
wants to smell me
The Tardis (Time And Relative Dimension(s) In Space) duh!
I imagine you smell like ginseng and blueberries...
Likes to watch movies backwards
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It's way better to see the end and find out how people got into all the shit in the first place, last. ~uses ginseng deodorant, with a splash of blueberry AXE body spray~
Will do anything and everything to obtain the perfect peanut
The Tardis (Time And Relative Dimension(s) In Space) duh!
one time i hired a platoon of chipmunks to get the job done
forces everyone they run into to smell their feet
How else am I supposed to promote this foot-odor-eliminantor?
Loves washing their car on rainy days.
that way I get my shower as well
likes to sing kareoke at McDonalds
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