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    Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.


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    bears are back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    A china doll crammed in a flashlight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Girlystevedave View Post
    A china doll crammed in a flashlight


    A guy that uses the word muchacho in just about every sentence.

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    whatever the creature in nando's av is fellating.
    "You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." - Duma Key
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    Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.


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    You mean, you DON'T want that up your nose? What's wrong with you?
    But (something that happened to me when I was 4) unpopped popcorn kernals... Had to get a surgeon to remove it.

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    a heroin balloon thats been in someone's ass.
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    Hershey kiss wrappers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Seek View Post
    a heroin balloon thats been in someone's ass.
    Someone's ass...period

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    nando's sense of mexican justice

    and a can of fosters
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    My co-worker's sense of humor

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    A NEW GAME BEGINS

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    Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.


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    An American Idol contestant

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    7.5 muffins.
    A NEW GAME BEGINS

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    The crimson king, screaming and all..

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    this fucking hayfever itchfuck thats currently pissing me right off!
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    A prancing Terminator

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