The Best Little Whorehouse in Mejis

[cozener]

It started innocently enough...sort of. I was 21. I went to a hotel bar where I'd heard older women hung out. I met one there. I don't count this first fling as prostitution per se. To me, prostitution is straight up selling sex for money. What developed with this lady was a different. We "dated" for months. She took me places...out to dinner, dancing, sometimes a play, even went on vacation with her once. She always made sure I looked good...nice clothes, haircuts. The unspoken price for this was that I was, in a sense, hers. If she called me, I dropped whatever it was I was doing and I went. I liked her and I don't think I could have went on with it as long as I did if I didn't. Problem was that I started to like her a little too much for her tastes. She was a professional woman that didn't want a relationship and when she saw that I was beginning to really care for her she ran for the hills. What she did do though was set me up with a couple of aquaintances that did just want to pay me for sex. This happened a few times with both of them but the relationships were different in that they were straight forward business arrangements where I was blatantly being paid for discreet sex. So my career as a prostitute lasted about a year all in all then I moved to Iowa for bit then on to Washington DC.

Now the swindle story is much more interesting...well...to me anyway. I was living in DC. My roomate and I drove up to Baltimore to go to a bar called Hammerjacks. The place didnt really get live until late so to waste time we went to the Red Light district...basically a collection of strip bars and porn shops. We ducked into a porn shop. My roomie was looking at some stuff in another part of the store. I was in the "toy" section. This little oriental guy walks up to me, jiggling change in his hand, and asked me if I wanted to join him to watch a movie. I smiled and said no thanks. Then he leaned close to me and said that he'd pay me 50 bucks if I'd suck his cock. I looked him over, smiled again and nodded. "Sure." I said. So we went into one of the booths. I sank down to my knees in front of him and undid his belt and fly and pulled his pants down to his ankles. He gave me the money. I gingerly rubbed my hair against his thighs and told him to step out of his pants. Once his pants and boxers were off I rubbed his dick (which, btw, was freakishly small) and got him nice and hard. I mouthed around his thighs and once I was sure he was lulled and closing his eyes, expecting to have my mouth rapped around his member I gathered up his jeans and undies, jumped up, pushed him down and ran out. I grabbed my friend and told him we had to go right then. On the way out I dropped the guys pants on the checkout counter and we ran to the car and took off. It was nice not having to pay for drinks that night.

And I'll bet you people thought I wasn't really a cozener...

[Wuducynn]

Thats quite a story! To quote Eddie Dean "You really have been to the wars". Thanks for posting that.

[ZoNeSeeK]

/me applauds

[Letti]

For my part I think prostitutes have a very hard life. I do feel sorry for them. If we could accept it and handle them better (with better laws ans stuff) I guess their lives could be easier.
Anyway sometimes when I meet some big-headed people who think they are the middle of the world because they are a very high position at a company I usually say that a good whore gives much more to the world than them so they shouldn't be so damn proud of themselves...
I used to have a friend who worked as a whore but she didn't admit it. She was a very clever girl, she was beautiful but she went to work abroad so I have no idea where she is these days.


Wow Cozener... you are a brave and smart guy, heh.

[Darkthoughts]

Great thread!
I've never had the opportunity but I wouldn't if presented with the chance.

What if she was wicked hot and you knew she was clean and you weren't married?

You really need to stop watching Pretty Woman, CK

[Letti]

Great thread!
I've never had the opportunity but I wouldn't if presented with the chance.

What if she was wicked hot and you knew she was clean and you weren't married?

You really need to stop watching Pretty Woman, CK

[Wuducynn]

You really need to stop watching Pretty Woman, CK

Thats a modern day fairy tale, so I'm under no illusions about the reality of hookers. The reality being the way it is because of it being an black market activity in most of this country.

[Wuducynn]

For my part I think prostitutes have a very hard life. I do feel sorry for them. If we could accept it and handle them better (with better laws ans stuff) I guess their lives could be easier.
Anyway sometimes when I meet some big-headed people who think they are the middle of the world because they are a very high position at a company I usually say that a good whore gives much more to the world than them so they shouldn't be so damn proud of themselves...

Some whores do have a hard life, as I've mentioned in my previous post, that is what makes it so for the most part. I don't agree with your businessman analogy though, most businessmen get to where they are by making lots of folk money and by merit, its not like they're royality or nobility and its just given them.
Now a good whore is also a businessman or woman. They're both in business and both can make a lot of value for everyone involved if they are free to.

[Letti]

There was no analogy.
Don't forget that I live in a country where things are very different (believe me) and sadly here many of the businessmen these days are big-headed stupid idiots. Of course some of them work incredibly hard and they are respected by me because they are intelligent and they give work to others... etc.
For example my dad is a businessman too and I do love and respect him a lot but I see what I see and there are tons of people out there who are incredibly proud of themselves (not just businesmen or women) however they can't count up to ten - but they have good friends at good place and they know whose foot they must lick.

All I wanted to say is that 'whore' is such a negative word (in my country) that I don't really understand it. Because whores can work hard as well and they can help people if they do it well. So I don't agree with their treatments.

[Wuducynn]

There was no analogy.
Don't forget that I live in a country where things are very different (believe me) and sadly here many of the businessmen these days are big-headed stupid idiots. Of course some of them work incredibly hard and they are respected by me because they are intelligent and they give work to others... etc.
For example my dad is a businessman too and I do love and respect him a lot but I see what I see and there are tons of people out there who are incredibly proud of themselves (not just businesmen or women) however they can't count up to ten - but they have good friends at good place and they know whose foot they must lick.

All I wanted to say is that whore is such a negative word (in my country) that I don't really understand it. Because whores can work hard as well and they can help people if they do it well. So I don't agree with their treatments.

Yeah, the word "whore" does have negative connotations that I don't agree with either. I guess "analogy" was the wrong word to use.."comparison" much better. Big businessmen should be proud of what they do and same with whores, as long as they're doing it for the right reasons as in not being a slave to someone.
What is wrong with being proud of what you do or your self? I don't think there is anything wrong with that.

[Letti]

What is wrong with being proud of what you do or your self? I don't think there is anything wrong with that.

If what you do is no more but licking the right foot at the right time... I don't think that's a reason to be proud of yourself. I can accept if someone doesn't agree with me but that's how I see.

(What do you mean by right reasons?)

[Brice]

What is wrong with being proud of what you do or your self? I don't think there is anything wrong with that.

If what you do is no more but licking the right foot at the right time... I don't think that's a reason to be proud of yourself. I can accept if someone doesn't agree with me but that's how I see.

(What do you mean by right reasons?)

I think (I could be wrong) he means to be proud of the business you're in, not to be proud of footlickin...asslicking...etc.

[jayson]

There was no analogy.
Don't forget that I live in a country where things are very different (believe me) and sadly here many of the businessmen these days are big-headed stupid idiots. Of course some of them work incredibly hard and they are respected by me because they are intelligent and they give work to others... etc.
For example my dad is a businessman too and I do love and respect him a lot but I see what I see and there are tons of people out there who are incredibly proud of themselves (not just businesmen or women) however they can't count up to ten - but they have good friends at good place and they know whose foot they must lick.

All I wanted to say is that whore is such a negative word (in my country) that I don't really understand it. Because whores can work hard as well and they can help people if they do it well. So I don't agree with their treatments.

Yeah, the word "whore" does have negative connotations that I don't agree with either. I guess "analogy" was the wrong word to use.."comparison" much better. Big businessmen should be proud of what they do and same with whores, as long as they're doing it for the right reasons as in not being a slave to someone.
What is wrong with being proud of what you do or your self? I don't think there is anything wrong with that.

i agree that "whore" has negative connotations. i also agree it is often but not always a good word to use to describe corporate-types. like you said matthew, it's all about the reasoning.

as for prostitution, i have no problem with it. it's not a service i need personally, but what two [or more] consenting adults are willing to do with their own bodies whether or not for cost is not my concern and certainly not the concern of any government i would ever support. we cannot and should not attempt to legislate morality.

so to sum up, whores are cool with me, i just wouldn't call them that.

[Letti]

What is wrong with being proud of what you do or your self? I don't think there is anything wrong with that.

If what you do is no more but licking the right foot at the right time... I don't think that's a reason to be proud of yourself. I can accept if someone doesn't agree with me but that's how I see.

(What do you mean by right reasons?)

I think (I could be wrong) he means to be proud of the business you're in, not to be proud of footlickin...asslicking...etc.

I guess so but I wrote it down because I wanted to make my point clear. I can be very pissed off because of those people who are big (have money or power) because of such reasons I mentioned above.

[jayson]

What is wrong with being proud of what you do or your self? I don't think there is anything wrong with that.

If what you do is no more but licking the right foot at the right time... I don't think that's a reason to be proud of yourself. I can accept if someone doesn't agree with me but that's how I see.

(What do you mean by right reasons?)

I think (I could be wrong) he means to be proud of the business you're in, not to be proud of footlickin...asslicking...etc.

I guess so but I wrote it down because I wanted to make my point clear. I can be very pissed off because of those people who are big (have money or power) because of such reasons I mentioned above.

I agree with you Letti. The types of business people you mention are the ones worthy of being called "whores."

[Wuducynn]

If what you do is no more but licking the right foot at the right time... I don't think that's a reason to be proud of yourself. I can accept if someone doesn't agree with me but that's how I see.

(What do you mean by right reasons?)

What do you mean by "lick the right foot at the right time"? Do you think that businessmen get to where they are by groveling or by working hard? It sounds like you have a common negative perception of folk in big business who are sucessful, that they got their money by somehow immoral or wrong reasons. I may be wrong but thats the impression I'm getting.
Right reasons as in something like addiction which in our country some addictions are okay to have in the eyes of the law and some aren't. So the ones that are addicted often have to seek illegal means to handle their addiction and get in a situation where their a slave to someone, like a pimp, because of that.
Now, if they were able to get their drug in the open market the way folk can buy some alcohol down at the store, they wouldn't selling their bodies for it. You don't see alcoholics selling their bodies for alcohol.
So thats what I mean by "the right reasons" Letti. Some women and men want to sell their bodies to make a lot of money off of it and because they enjoy bringing companionship to folk and they're not slaves and they should be able to do that.

[Brice]

What is wrong with being proud of what you do or your self? I don't think there is anything wrong with that.

If what you do is no more but licking the right foot at the right time... I don't think that's a reason to be proud of yourself. I can accept if someone doesn't agree with me but that's how I see.

(What do you mean by right reasons?)

I think (I could be wrong) he means to be proud of the business you're in, not to be proud of footlickin...asslicking...etc.

I guess so but I wrote it down because I wanted to make my point clear. I can be very pissed off because of those people who are big (have money or power) because of such reasons I mentioned above.

Yeah, I ain't too fond of them myself.

[Wuducynn]

i agree that "whore" has negative connotations. i also agree it is often but not always a good word to use to describe corporate-types. like you said matthew, it's all about the reasoning.

as for prostitution, i have no problem with it. it's not a service i need personally, but what two [or more] consenting adults are willing to do with their own bodies whether or not for cost is not my concern and certainly not the concern of any government i would ever support. we cannot and should not attempt to legislate morality.

so to sum up, whores are cool with me, i just wouldn't call them that.

I would call one that either to their face because I know that the word has negative connotations to the majority of folk. I just chose the words for the title of this thread for the shock effect more than anything.
As far as the service, same here. I've never even thought of buying the services of one. I knew a couple of men and a woman that have, one of which almost got arrested for it. Thankfully it was "almost"

[jayson]

i think slut is the appropriate term, no?

[Wuducynn]

i think slut is the appropriate term, no?

Maybe to describe you.. But no,"slut" just means to me someone who is promiscious.

[Letti]

If what you do is no more but licking the right foot at the right time... I don't think that's a reason to be proud of yourself. I can accept if someone doesn't agree with me but that's how I see.

(What do you mean by right reasons?)

1. What do you mean by "lick the right foot at the right time"?
2. Do you think that businessmen get to where they are by groveling or by working hard?
3.. It sounds like you have a common negative perception of folk in big business who are sucessful, that they got their money by somehow immoral or wrong reasons. I may be wrong but thats the impression I'm getting.
Right reasons as in something like addiction which in our country some addictions are okay to have in the eyes of the law and some aren't. So the ones that are addicted often have to seek illegal means to handle their addiction and get in a situation where their a slave to someone, like a pimp, because of that.
Now, if they were able to get their drug in the open market the way folk can buy some alcohol down at the store, they wouldn't selling their bodies for it. You don't see alcoholics selling their bodies for alcohol.
So thats what I mean by "the right reasons" Letti. Some women and men want to sell their bodies to make a lot of money off of it and because they enjoy bringing companionship to folk and they're not slaves and they should be able to do that.

1. I mean that they don't make anything useful but they are sitting in their nice offices they are pushing their colleagues away and they are licking the boss foot - they agree all the time they make big or small favours... and so on.
And that's why they get beautiful paychecks.
2. There are ones who grovel and there are ones who work hard and they are ones who are very good at both. People are not black and white of course - I don't think that either.
3. I don't really think that. I can understand that you get this impression because it's not easy to make my point clear in this topic because it's a big one and I am not good at expressing myself anyway.
As I have mentioned my dad is a businessman too, moreover so is my mom. They work very hard, they work their asses off and I am sure they weren't always oh so perfect and good and they must have broken some laws during their lives.
I don't have a bad opinion about businessmen but it's a fact that in my country there are lots of people who drive BMWs and Mercedeses very proudly however a 5-year-old kid is smarter than them. (But maybe they are the sons of a very hand-working and good businessman or maybe because they are that type of people who is not afraid to lick some feet. - who knows? - Maybe they are just lucky.)
I don't know how I sound right now but I can say that I don't have a common negative perception of people in big business who are sucessful. But I have no peace with ticks.

If my view is clearer I am happy.

[cozener]

Wow Cozener... you are a brave and smart guy, heh.

Nah, I was a crazy little bastard that couldn't think two moves ahead. If I had ran out of that booth and my friend had not been within sight I would have been screwed. But I didn't think about that when I did it. I wasn't really thinking at all. I was the kind of person that allowed his whims to rule his life. Hell, moving to DC was a whim. My roomie was a guy I'd met a couple of times but clicked with. He called me out of blue and said he needed a roomate because his just left so I thought, "Hey...it might be cool to live in the nation's capital!" So I packed up the car and went the next day. When that guy in the porn shop made his offer my whim was to do something wicked and I did exactly that. Actually, I feel kind of bad about it now. I mean, I don't lose any sleep over it, but it does draw the occasional sigh.

[Wuducynn]

1. I mean that they don't make anything useful but they are sitting in their nice offices they are pushing their colleagues away and they are licking the boss foot - they agree all the time they make big or small favours... and so on.
And that's why they get beautiful paychecks.
2. There are ones who grovel and there are ones who work hard and they are ones who are very good at both. People are not black and white of course - I don't think that either.
3. I don't really think that. I can understand that you get this impression because it's not easy to make my point clear in this topic because it's a big one and I am not good at expressing myself anyway.
As I have mentioned my dad is a businessman too, moreover so is my mom. They work very hard, they work their asses off and I am sure they weren't always oh so perfect and good and they must have broken some laws during their lives.
I don't have a bad opinion about businessmen but it's a fact that in my country there are lots of people who drive BMWs and Mercedeses very proudly however a 5-year-old kid is smarter than them. (But maybe they are the sons of a very hand-working and good businessman or maybe because they are that type of people who is not afraid to lick some feet. - who knows? - Maybe they are just lucky.)
I don't know how I sound right now but I can say that I don't have a common negative perception of people in big business who are sucessful. But I have no peace with ticks.

If my view is clearer I am happy.

Okay, I guess we're not going to get anywhere with this part of things, because it still sounds to me like you're operating from assumptions about businessfolk. How they get in their positions etc. To me thats how bureaucrats get their positions, not businessmen.
But I'm going to move on.

[Letti]

I'm sorry. Maybe you should live here to see things this way maybe it's just me.

[Wuducynn]

I doubt its much different from anywhere else Letti