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    So I ran into this dude that basically caused mucho havoc in my life, and it started reminding me of some of my ex boyfriends. You ever hear a song that was exactly how you felt about them and you wanted to share it with the world? Well here you go... pour all your nasties into here and purge your soul of the black spot they made in your life!!!!

    Starting with two of my favorites:

    One More Minute by Weird Al Yankovic:
    Aahh....

    Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin')
    Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)
    'Cause you found a brand new lover
    You decided that I'm not your kind (aahh..)

    So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (name out) of my Rolodex (oohh..)
    And I tore all your pictures in two
    And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
    Just because it reminds me of you (dippity dippity doo)

    That's right (that's right) you ain't gonna see me cryin'
    I'm glad (I'm glad) that you found somebody new
    'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
    Than spend one more minute with you

    I guess I might seem kinda bitter
    You got me feeling down in the dumps
    'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
    And I have to use the self-service pumps

    Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
    You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two
    'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
    Than spend one more minute with you

    I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
    Than watch you going out with other men
    I'd rather slam my fingers in a door (yah)
    Again and again and again and again and again

    Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Darlin...

    I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)
    Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
    I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue
    Than spend one more minute with you

    Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
    Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
    I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
    Than spend one more minute with you

    I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands
    and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die
    Than spend one more minute with you


    Since You've Been Gone - Live Lyrics
    Artist(Band):Weird Al Yankovic
    Since you've been gone
    Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil
    Since you've been gone
    It's like I've got a great big mouthful of cod-liver oil
    Well, I'm feeling like I stuck my hand inside a blender and turned it on
    You know, I've been in a buttload of pain
    Since you've been gone

    (Since you've been gone)
    I couldn't feel any worse if you dropped a two-ton bowling ball on my toes
    (Since you've been gone)
    It couldn't hurt any more if you shoved a red-hot cactus up my nose

    Since you've been gone
    Well, it feels like I'm getting tetanus shots every day
    Since you've been gone
    It's like I've got an ice cream headache that won't go away
    Ever since the day you left me
    I've been so miserable, my dear
    I feel almost as bad as I did
    When you were still here



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    This is a song that finally gave me the resove to end a very toxic relationship.


    Here I Go Again -Whitesnake

    I don't know where I'm going
    But, I sure know where I've been
    Hanging on the promises
    In songs of yesterday
    An' I've made up my mind
    I ain't wasting no more time
    But, here I go again
    Here I go again
    Tho' I keep searching for an answer
    I never seem to find what I'm looking for
    Oh Lord, I pray
    You give me strength to carry on
    Cos I know what it means
    To walk along the lonely street of dreams
    An' here I go again on my own
    Goin' down the only road I've ever known
    Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
    An' I've made up my mind
    I ain't wasting no more time
    I'm just another heart in need of rescue
    Waiting on love's sweet charity
    An' I'm gonna hold on
    For the rest of my days
    Cos I know what it means
    To walk along the lonely street of dreams
    An' here I go again on my own
    Going down the only road I've ever known
    Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
    An' I've made up my mind
    I ain't wasting no more time
    But here I go again
    Here I go again
    Here I go again
    Here I go again
    Cos I know what it means
    To walk along the lonely street of dreams
    An' here I go again on my own
    Going down the only road I've ever known
    Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
    An' I've made up my mind
    I ain't wasting no more time
    An' here I go again on my own
    Going down the only road I've ever known
    Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
    Cos I know what it means
    To walk along the lonely street of dreams
    Out of the silent planet
    Come the demons of creation

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    This old AFI song called Rizzo in the Box is actually about lost friendship and friends who change so much that they might as well be dead to you, but I find that it gives me resolve when I think about exes.


    I'm always around you to show that
    I care but I don't know what for.
    It seems to me that you couldn't care less so
    I'm not going to do it anymore.
    I see no reason why I've placed such a value on you,
    but my thoughts have changed now,
    I've opened my eyes and now I'm through.
    Lookin' back at my short life,
    the few pleasures that I've found,
    all your misconceptions pummel me into the ground.
    Now, I look at your small life and it doesn't mean a bit.
    I pick myself up off the ground 'cause I don't give a shit.
    They say all good things come to an end,
    I wish this didn't apply.
    You were once someone
    I called my friend
    but that's all now changed and I don't know why.
    Things are very different now.
    You've got nothing to say.
    It' s sad when someone you know very well decides to fuckin' die and go away.
    There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long.. people. No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution.

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    What great songs!

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    Hate me by Blue October
    I have to block out thoughts of you so I don’t lose my head
    They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed
    Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I’m alone
    Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home
    There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain
    An ounce of peace is all I want for you. Will you never call again?
    And will you never say that you loved me just to put it in my face?
    And will you never try to reach me? It is I that wanted space

    Hate me today
    Hate me tomorrow
    Hate me for all the things I didn’t do for you

    Hate me in ways
    Yeah ways hard to swallow
    Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you

    I’m sober now for 3 whole months it’s one accomplishment that you helped me with
    The one thing that always tore us apart is the one thing I won’t touch again
    In my sick way I want to thank you for holding my head up late at night
    While I was busy waging wars on myself, you were trying to stop the fight
    You never doubted my warped opinions on things like suicidal hate
    You made me compliment myself when it was way too hard to take
    So I’ll drive so fucking far away that I never cross your mind
    And do whatever it takes in your heart to leave me behind

    Hate me today
    Hate me tomorrow
    Hate me for all the things I didn’t do for you

    Hate me in ways
    Yeah ways hard to swallow
    Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you

    And with a sad heart I say bye to you and wave
    Kicking shadows on the street for every mistake that I had made
    And like a baby boy I never was a man
    Until I saw your blue eyes cry and I held your face in my hand
    And then I fell down yelling “Make it go away!”
    Just make a smile come back and shine just like it used to be
    And then she whispered “How can you do this to me?”

    Hate me today
    Hate me tomorrow
    Hate me for all the things I didn’t do for you

    Hate me in ways
    Yeah ways hard to swallow
    Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you
    For you
    For you
    For you

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    B.I.T.C.H. penned 10-13-03 by Liz Young

    I saw you the other day
    you didn't even bother to say hey
    you just looked at me like a cow
    and now I wonder how
    I fell so very hard
    like a deck of cards
    well now I see you were the wild card
    I hadn't planned for [big fat whore]

    You Big [BIG!]
    Ignorant
    Thunderthighed
    Cow
    Hag
    you Big [BIG!]
    Ignorant
    Thunderthighed
    Cow
    Hag
    Stick your head in a bag
    tell me you won't nag
    me anymore
    and I'll tell you
    you're a bigger slut now
    than you were before

    I saw you the other day
    MAN- did you inflate!
    and man you look sooo stoned
    you wonder why you are alone
    you think you've got it hard
    well you left me scarred
    you think you have a broken heart

    You Big [BIG!]
    Ignorant
    Thunderthighed
    Cow
    Hag
    you Big [BIG!]
    Ignorant
    Thunderthighed
    Cow
    Hag
    Stick your head in a bag
    tell me you won't nag
    me anymore
    and I'll tell you
    you're a bigger slut now
    than you were before

    I saw you the other day
    I think we're better off this way
    you were always jealous
    but wouldn't admit
    your feelings didn't end at friendship
    and now I hope you have it hard
    I know I didn't see this in the cards
    and now you're alone

    You Big [BIG!]
    Ignorant
    Thunderthighed
    Cow
    Hag
    you Big [BIG!]
    Ignorant
    Thunderthighed
    Cow
    Hag
    Stick your head in a bag
    tell me you won't nag
    me anymore
    and I'll tell you
    you're a bigger slut now
    than you were before

    You wonder why you're alone
    no you don't, cause you're too stoned!
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    The Mike song AKA The Asshole Song (completed 9/14/03 by Liz Young... song about my emotionally abusive ex-boyfriend)
    Let's spend the day together
    It's better than promising a forever
    I'll purge you from my system.
    I'll never want you e'er again.
    But it's all a lie I'd be telling myself
    to try and finally get over my feelings.
    I've loved you for 7 long years
    I've shed way too many tears.
    I want you in my arms again
    I want you to never leave again
    BUT YOU'RE A BASTARD
    AND YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
    I KNOW YOU DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT ME
    YOU JUST WANT MY SEX
    YOU JUST WANT MY SEX
    MY BEAUTIFUL BREASTS
    YOU JUST WANNA NECK
    YOU JUST WANT MY SEX
    YOU JUST WANT MY SEX
    MY BEAUTIFUL BREASTS
    YOU JUST WANT TO NECK
    You asked me if I loved you -
    well, unfortunately I do.
    Everytime I think I'm over you,
    you have to come over you, don't you?
    But it's all a lie
    I'd be telling myself
    if I finally believed
    you'd return my feelings.
    I've been craving you for 7 long years
    I cried way too many tears
    I should be in the arms of other men
    I should be kissing other men.
    BUT YOU'RE A BASTARD
    AND YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
    I KNOW YOU DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT ME
    YOU JUST WANT MY SEX
    YOU JUST WANT MY SEX
    MY BEAUTIFUL BREASTS
    YOU JUST WANNA NECK
    YOU JUST WANT MY SEX
    YOU JUST WANT MY SEX
    MY BEAUTIFUL BREASTS
    YOU JUST WANT TO NECK
    CUZ YOU'RE A BASTARD
    AND YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
    A BEAUTIFUL ASSHOLE
    A PERFECT ASSHOLE
    If I could stop caring I think that I would just do that
    If you'd stop staring I might think you'd want me for more than my ass
    You think I'll be the solution to all you sexual needs
    but honey I've got more important things to feed
    than your ego
    so you can go
    BUT YOU'RE A BASTARD
    AND YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
    I KNOW I'VE GOT TO BE OVER YOU
    YOU JUST WANT MY SEX
    YOU JUST WANT MY SEX
    MY BEAUTIFUL BREASTS
    YOU JUST WANNA NECK
    YOU JUST WANT MY SEX
    YOU JUST WANT MY SEX
    MY BEAUTIFUL BREASTS
    YOU JUST WANT TO NECK
    You ask me if I love you
    well unfortunately I do
    everytime I think I'm over you
    you have to come over don't you?
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    STRONGER WITHOUT YOU - 7/26/03 by Liz Young
    Well it turns out that I'm stronger without you in my life
    after all you did was sharpen your claws and slash my windpipe
    you couldn't handle being there in any which way fashion or shape
    and thinking about you makes all the hair stand up on my neck's nape
    you were so jealous of everything I did
    and now you say you're happy? who do you think you're kid-
    ding? you said you'd by my friend for all time
    Then you turned around and wouldn't spend with me any of mine.
    You pulled away completely, leaving nothing behind but hypocrisy.
    Trying to be what your parents want you to be unsuccessfully.
    I finally realized how happy I am with my Wally.
    He's not jealous and petty, wishing he was me.
    He never gets jealous for me being independent and having had the strength to stand on my own two feet.
    He doesn't rub in my face how much support he has parentally then complain he doesn't have enough to simply be.
    Our love isn't based on jealousy.
    Our love is there, solidly.
    So it turns out that I'm stronger without you, but that doesn't mean I still don't care.
    I guess it just means that we'll not hang out anymore or buy one another underwear.
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    Bob Dylan - "I Don't Believe You [She Acts Like We Never Have Met]

    I can't understand,
    She let go of my hand
    An' left me here facing the wall.
    I'd sure like t' know
    Why she did go,
    But I can't get close t' her at all.
    Though we kissed through the wild blazing nighttime,
    She said she would never forget.
    But now mornin's clear,
    It's like I ain't here,
    She just acts like we never have met.

    It's all new t' me,
    Like some mystery,
    It could even be like a myth.
    Yet it's hard t' think on,
    That she's the same one
    That last night I was with.
    From darkness, dreams're deserted,
    Am I still dreamin' yet?
    I wish she'd unlock
    Her voice once an' talk,
    'Stead of acting like we never have met.

    If she ain't feelin' well,
    Then why don't she tell
    'Stead of turnin' her back t' my face?
    Without any doubt,
    She seems too far out
    For me t' return t' her chase.
    Though the night ran swirling an' whirling,
    I remember her whispering yet.
    But evidently she don't
    An' evidently she won't,
    She just acts like we never have met.

    If I didn't have t' guess,
    I'd gladly confess
    T' anything I might've tried.
    If I was with 'er too long
    Or have done something wrong,
    I wish she'd tell me what it is, I'll run an' hide.
    Though her skirt it swayed as a guitar played,
    Her mouth was watery and wet.
    But now something has changed
    For she ain't the same,
    She just acts like we never have met.

    I'm leavin' today,
    I'll be on my way
    Of this I can't say very much.
    But if you want me to,
    I can be just like you
    An' pretend that we never have touched.
    An' if anybody asks me, "Is it easy to forget?"
    I'll say, "It's easily done,
    You just pick anyone,
    And pretend that you never have met!"

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    I Don't Believe in Love - Queensryche


    She said she loved me
    I guess I never knew
    But do we ever, ever really know?
    She said shed meet me on the other side
    But I knew right then, Id never find her

    I dont believe in love
    I never have, I never will
    I dont believe in love
    Its never worth the pain that you feel

    No more nightmares, Ive seen them all
    From the day I was born, theyve haunted my every move
    Every open hands there to push and shove
    No time for love it doesnt matter
    She made a difference
    I guess she had a way
    Of making every night seem bright as day
    Now I walk in shadows, never see the light
    She must have lied cause she never said goodbye

    I dont believe in love
    I never have, I never will
    I dont believe in love
    Ill just pretend she never was real
    I dont believe in love' I need to forget her face, I see it still
    I dont believe in love
    Its never worth the pain that you feel

    No chance for contact
    Theres no raison d'etre
    My only hope is one day Ill forget
    The pain of knowing what can never be
    With or without love its all the same to me

    I dont believe in love
    I never have, I never will
    I dont believe in love
    Ill just pretend she never was real
    I dont believe in love
    I need to forget her face, I see it still
    I dont believe in love
    Its never worth the pain that you feel
    Out of the silent planet
    Come the demons of creation

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    Here's a nice little twist on the break-up song motif. It's about a guy who wants to write a song for his girl but can only write good break up songs so he wishes she'd dump him.


    Pray For Rain - The Ergs

    I'm so in love with you
    So I thought I'd try something new
    And write a silly song about just what your smile can do
    But it's just not working out
    And now I'm having my doubts
    It seems that broken hearted love songs are what I'm all about

    So while I'm sore from the smiles that you've given to me
    I just can't wait for the day when inevitably
    You say I'm not the guy you thought you knew when we have “The Talk'
    And you'll regrettably inform me that you're taking a walk

    I'm so in love with you
    But I just don't know what to do
    It seems I lose my inspiration when my hearts not unglued
    So now I welcome the pain
    Oh yeah I'm praying for rain
    To bring some dark black cloudy sadness to this warn sunny day

    And I could write you the perfect song
    And you could sing along
    And I could write you the perfect song
    About how everything's gone wrong
    And you could sing along

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    HEY! What about this lovely classic?

    Love Stinks
    You love her, but she loves him,
    and he loves somebody else -
    You just can't win.
    And so it goes until the day you die.
    This thing they call love,
    its gonna make you cry.

    I've had the blues, the reds and the pinks.
    One thing's for sure...

    Love stinks
    Love stinks...yeah yeah...
    Love stinks!
    Love stinks! Yeah yeah...
    Love Stinks
    Love stinks! Yeah yeah...

    two by two and sid by side
    love's gonna find you yes it is
    you just can't hide
    you'll hear it call
    your heart will fall
    then love will fly
    it's gone that's all!

    i don't care puttin a cap on those things
    all i can say is...

    Love stinks
    Love stinks yea yea
    Love stinks
    Love stinks yea yea
    Love stinks
    Love stinks yea yea
    Love stinks
    Love stinks yea yea

    I been through diamonds
    I been through minx
    I been through long

    Love stinks!
    Love stinksyea yea!
    Love stinks!
    Love stinks yea yea!

    Love stinks
    Love stinks
    Love stinks yea yea...

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    Not the best one, but an okay one...

    I Hate Everything About You by Ugly Kid Joe
    I, hate the rain and sunny weather,
    And i, hate the beach and mountains too;
    (and) I dont like a thing about the city, no, no
    And i, i, i, hate the countryside too!

    Semi-chorus
    And i, hate everything about you!
    ... everything about you!

    I, dont like a thing about your mother,
    And i, hate your daddys guts too,
    I, dont like a thing about your sister,
    cause i, i, i, think sex is overrated too.

    Chorus
    And i, get sick when Im around, i, cant stand to be around,
    I, hate everything about you!
    Everything about you,
    Everything about you,
    Everything about you!

    Some say I got a bad attitude,
    But that dont change the way I feel about you,
    And if you think this thought might bring me down,
    Look again cause I aint wearin no frown!

    I dont really care about your sister
    Forget the little bitch cause I already kissed her

    One thing that I did to your lady
    I put her on the bed and she didnt even say maybe
    I know you know everybody knows
    The way it comes, the way its gonna go
    You think its sad,
    And thats too bad,
    cause Im havin
    A ball hatin
    Every little thing about you!

    Everything about you, everything about...
    I, get sick when Im around
    I, cant stand to be around
    I, hate everything about........... you! hehe

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    No way...Liz thats freaky - I just came in here to post "Its a bit cheesy, but screaming out Ugly Kid Joe is quite therapeutic!"

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    Little Miss Can't Be Wrong--Spin Doctors

    Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
    Been a whole lot happier without her face around
    Nobody upstairs gonna stomp and shout,
    Nobody at the back door gonna throw my laundry out
    She hold the shotgun while you do-si-do
    She want one man made of hercules and cyrano
    Been a whole lot easier since the bitch is gone
    Little miss, little miss cant be wrong

    Little miss, little miss, little miss cant be wrong
    Aint nobody gonna bow no more when you sound your gong.
    Little miss, little miss, little miss cant be wrong
    Whatcha gonna do to get into another one of these rock n roll
    Songs?

    Other peoples thoughts they aint your hand-me-downs
    Would it be so bad to simply turn around
    You cook so well, all nice and french
    You do you brain surgery too, with a monkey wrench

    Little miss, little miss, little miss cant be wrong...

    I hope those cigarettes gonna make you cough
    Hope you hear this song and it pissed you off
    I take that back I hope your doing fine
    And if I had a dollar I might give you ninety-nine

    Little miss, little miss, little miss cant be wrong....
    The kindness of close friends is like a warm blanket

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    Matt, that's one of my wife's fav songs. We both forgot all about it until it was referenced in an episode of the Venture Brothers. Good call!

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    I can't believe no one here's posted Cry Me a River. It is exactly how I feel about my Ex-gf
    "So many vows. They make you swear and swear. Defend the King, obey the King, obey your father, protect the innocent, defend the weak. But what if your father despises the King? What if the King massacres the innocent? It's too much. No matter what you do, you're forsaking one vow or another."

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    Cryin'
    Aerosmith

    There was a time
    When I was so brokenhearted
    Love wasn't much of a friend of mine
    The tables have turned, yeah
    'Cause me and them ways have parted
    That kind of love was the killin' kind, so listen
    All I want is someone I can't resist
    I know all I need to know by the way that I got kissed
    I was cryin' when I met you
    Now I'm tryin to forget you
    Your love is sweet misery
    I was cryin' just to get you
    Now I'm dyin' 'cause I let you
    Do what you do-down on me, yeah
    Now there's not even breathin' room
    Between pleasure and pain
    Yeah you cry when we're makin' love
    Must be one and the same
    It's down on me
    Yeah, I got to tell you one thing
    It's been on my mind
    Girl I gotta say
    We're partners in crime
    You got that certain something
    What you give to me
    Takes my breath away
    Now the word out on the street
    Is the devil's in your kiss
    If our love goes up in flames
    It's a fire I can't resist
    I was cryin' when I met you
    Now I'm tryin to forget you
    Your love is sweet misery
    I was cryin' just to get you
    Now I'm dyin' 'cause I let you
    Do what you do to me, yeah

    'Cause what you got inside
    Ain't where your love should stay
    Yeah, our love, sweet love, ain't love
    'Till you give your heart away, yeah ahh
    I was cryin' when I met you
    Now I'm tryin to forget you
    Your love is sweet misery
    I was cryin' just to get you
    Now I'm dyin' to let you
    Do what you do what you do down to me, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby...

    I was cryin' when I met you
    Now I'm tryin to forget you
    Your love is sweet misery
    I was cryin' when I met you
    Now I'm dyin' 'cause I let you
    Do what you do down to, down to, down to, down to, down to... ahh
    I was cryin' when I met you
    Now I'm dyin to forget you
    Your love is sweet
    I was cryin' when I met you
    Out of the silent planet
    Come the demons of creation

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    great choice, Jon
    "So many vows. They make you swear and swear. Defend the King, obey the King, obey your father, protect the innocent, defend the weak. But what if your father despises the King? What if the King massacres the innocent? It's too much. No matter what you do, you're forsaking one vow or another."

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    Tango - Shakira

    All he says is that she's so irresistible
    But all the dammit she's not fixable
    Every twenty seconds you repeat her name
    But when it comes to me you don't care
    If I'm alive or dead

    So objection I don't wanna be the exception
    To get a bit of your attention
    I love you for free and I'm not your mother
    But you don't even bother

    Objection I'm tired of this triango
    Got dizzy dancing tango
    I'm falling apart your hands gay
    No way I've got to get away

    Next to her cheap silicon I look minimal
    That's why in front of your eyes I'm invisible
    But you gotta know small things also count
    You better put your feet on the ground
    And see what it's all about so

    Objection I don't wanna be the exception
    To get a bit of your attention
    I love you for free and I'm not your mother
    But you don't even bother

    Objection the angles of this triago
    Got dizzy dancing tango
    I'm falling apart in your hands gay
    No way...no no no no no

    I wish there was a chance for you and me
    I wish you couldn't find a place to be
    Away from here

    This is pathetic and sardonic
    It's sadistic and psychotic
    Tango is not for three
    Was never meant to be

    But you can try it
    Rehearse it
    Or train like a horse it
    But don't you count on me
    Don't you count on me boy

    Objection I don't wanna be the exception
    To get a bit of your attention
    I love you for free and I'm not your mother

    But you don't even bother
    Objection I'm tired of this triango
    Got dizzy dancing tango
    I'm falling apart in your hands gay
    No way I've got to get away
    Get away, get away, hey hey hey get away hey hey

    I'm falling apart in your hands gay
    No way I've got to get away
    Get away, get away, hey hey hey get away hey hey

    I'm falling apart in your hands gay
    get away hey hey
    I'm falling apart in your hands gay
    get away get away



    "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morisette

    I want you to know, that I'm happy for you
    I wish nothing but the best for you both
    An older version of me
    Is she perverted like me
    Would she go down on you in a theatre
    Does she speak eloquently
    And would she have your baby
    I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother

    Cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able
    To make it enough for you to be open wide, no
    And every time you speak her name
    Does she know how you told me you'd hold me
    Until you died, till you died
    But you're still alive

    And I'm here to remind you
    Of the mess you left when you went away
    It's not fair to deny me
    Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
    You, you, you oughta know

    You seem very well, things look peaceful
    I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know
    Did you forget about me Mr. Duplicity
    I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
    It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced
    Are you thinking of me when you fuck her

    Cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able
    To make it enough for you to be open wide, no
    And every time you speak her name
    Does she know how you told me you'd hold me
    Until you died, til you died
    But you're still alive

    And I'm here to remind you
    Of the mess you left when you went away
    It's not fair to deny me
    Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
    You, you, you oughta know

    Cause the joke that you laid on the bed that was me
    And I'm not gonna fade
    As soon as you close your eyes and you know it
    And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back
    I hope you feel it...well can you feel it

    And I'm here to remind you
    Of the mess you left when you went away
    It's not fair to deny me
    Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
    You, you, you oughta know

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkthoughts View Post
    No way...Liz thats freaky - I just came in here to post "Its a bit cheesy, but screaming out Ugly Kid Joe is quite therapeutic!"
    It's very therapeutic and that's why it's one of the best break up songs

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    [ame]www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsQvXgCcng8[/ame]

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    I Don't Care Anymore
    Phil Collins
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    Well you can tell ev'ryone I'm a down disgrace
    Drag my name all over the place.
    I don't care anymore.
    You can tell ev'rybody 'bout the state I'm in
    You won't catch me crying 'cos I just can't win.
    I don't care anymore I don't care anymore

    I don't care what you say
    I don't play the same games you play.

    'Cos I've been talking to the people that you call your friends
    And it seems to me there's a means to and end.
    They don't care anymore.
    And as for me I can sit here and bide my time
    I got nothing to lose if I speak my mind.
    I don't care anymore I don't care no more

    I don't care what you say
    We never played by the same rules anyway.

    I won't be there anymore
    Get out of my way
    Let me by
    I got better things to do with my time
    I don't care anymore I don't care anymore
    I don't care anymore I don't care anymore

    Well, I don't care now what you say
    'Cos ev'ry day I'm feeling fine with myself
    And I don't care now what you say
    Hey I'll do alright by myself
    'Cos I know.

    'Cos I remember all the times I tried so hard
    And you laughed in my face 'cos you held all the cards.
    I don't care anymore.
    And I really ain't bothered what you think of me
    'Cos all I want of you is just a let me be.
    I don't care anymore D'you hear? I don't care no more

    I don't care what you say
    I never did believe you much anyway.

    I won't be there no more
    So get out of my way.
    Let me by
    I got better things to do with my time
    I don't care anymore
    D'you hear? I don't care anymore
    I don't care no more
    You listening? I don't care no more
    No more!

    You know I don't care no more!

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    Goodbye Earl
    Dixie Chicks
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    Mary Anne and Wanda were the best of friends
    All through their high school days
    Both members of the 4H Club
    Both active in the FFA
    After graduation Mary Anne went out lookin' for a brand new world
    Wanda looked all around this town and all she found was Earl
    Well it wasn't two weeks after she got married that Wanda started getting abused
    She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses and make-up to cover a bruise
    Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce
    She let the law take it from there
    But Earl walked right through that restraining order
    And put her in intensive care
    Right away Mary Anne flew in from Atlanta
    On a red eye midnight flight
    She held Wanda's hand as they worked out a plan
    And it didn't take 'em long to decide that Earl had to die
    Goodbye Earl
    Those black-eyed peas
    They tasted all right to me Earl
    You're feelin' weak
    Why don't you lay down and sleep Earl
    Ain't it dark
    Wrapped up in that tarp Earl?
    The cops came by to bring Earl in
    They searched the house high and low
    Then they tipped their hats and said, "thank you ladies
    if you hear from him let us know"
    Well the weeks went by and
    Spring turned to Summer
    And Summer faded into Fall
    And it turns out he was a missing person who nobody missed at all
    So the girls bought some land and a roadside standout on Highway 109
    They sell Tennessee ham and strawberry jam
    and they don't lose any sleep at night 'cause Earl had to die
    Goodbye Earl We need a break
    Let's go out to the lake Earl
    We'll pack a lunch And stuff you in the trunk Earl
    Well is that all right Good
    Let's go for a ride Earl hey

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    Don't Want You Back
    Backstreet Boys
    _______

    Don't, don't want you back

    You hit me faster than a shark attack
    You saw my picture on the Backstreet's Back, alright
    And you were more than just a pretty face
    But how you fooled me, I'm still amazed babe
    But I should have known that I would be
    Another victim of your sexuality
    But now we're done and over with
    Don't, don't want you back

    [Chorus:]
    Don't want you back
    Cuz you're no good for me, I know
    That's all I can say
    Don't want you back
    Forgive my honesty but you gotta go
    I don't want you back

    You started going out with so-called friends
    But I was blind and so I lost all common sense
    But there were things that made me realize, realize
    Like all the hundred no, thousand lies

    [Chorus]

    Baby, don't bother telling me your reasons why
    Just let us sing this story 'bout you and I
    Don't want you back
    That's all I know (don't want you back, don't want you back)
    All I can say
    Don't want you back
    You know you gotta go

    [Chorus (2x)]

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