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    Default This is the Worst Movie Ever.....Tribute

    Ok, there's tons of shitty movies out there. But once in a while you get trailers and previews for what looks like it's going to be the most amazing movie ever, you see the commercial that has those cheesy reviewer quotes like "most innovative film since house of flying daggers" and then you watch it.

    It's shit.

    That's what I experienced just recently. The movie was Quentin Tarantino's The Protector.

    So I thought, wow, looks like awesome martial arts, it's a tarantino film, and the reviews are good. I should rent it, right? Wrong, bitch.

    If you've ever seen this movie, you know what I'm talking about. Besides never fully explaining transitions, you find out it's all about an elephant. This dude kills a gazillion people, over a stolen elephant. Well, cultures, sacred crows of India, and all that. But it's not just that. The movie just blows.

    So go ahead, here's a thread to rant about, give us your take of the worst movie ever!
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    Swept Away.

    Its basically become a cult classic because its so fucking poor. Madonna plays some idiot that ends up on some boat and then on some island and breaks into song and its actually pretty funny.
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    Well, I don't know if Good Burger is a "bad" movie, but I know I might be the only one I know who loves it as much as I do. I usually make a reference to it at least once a day on average.
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    Quote Originally Posted by towerguard View Post
    Well, I don't know if Good Burger is a "bad" movie, but I know I might be the only one I know who loves it as much as I do. I usually make a reference to it at least once a day on average.
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    is the most hideous movie I have ever seen. To quote Bart Simpson "I didn't think it was possible but this both sucks and blows." All of the ads painted this picture as a naughty, erotic romp--which is exactly what any 17 year old wants to go see when on vacation with no parental supervision. But what I got was bizarre statements through scene colors, a singing newsboy and a cannibal.
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    I really didn't like Beastmaster at all when I saw it recently. I did like the ferret main characters though.
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    I hope everybody has seen Wag The Dog

    (I don't mean this is the Worst Movie Ever, - I love it)

    Well, there are a few movies which, although liked by many, look to me exactly like what the main characters of Wag The Dog would make if called upon:

    Thelma & Louise

    Stepmom

    Dead Man Walkling

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    Quote Originally Posted by bethany View Post
    I'll introduce you to my 9 year old and then you will.
    Not sure if this is good or bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Erin View Post
    I really didn't like Beastmaster at all when I saw it recently. I did like the ferret main characters though.


    Beastmaster is a classic.
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    The first Punisher movie that had Dolph Lundgren in it is pretty close to the top of my list of worst movies ever. I am not sure if it holds #1 though.
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    Worst movie I ever saw?
    Oh jeeze, in a "man this sucks, I'll never watch it again" way, or a "this is so bad I love it" way?

    I'll assume the first one.

    The worst movie I ever saw, I swear, musta been Hostel.
    I mean that, I hated it.
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    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
    Pure drivel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Randall Flagg View Post
    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
    Pure drivel.

    Seriously? I love that movie. It makes me feel horribly down, but I love it.
    There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long.. people. No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Randall Flagg View Post
    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
    Pure drivel.
    I totally agree but I don't mention it much because people seem to love thing.

    and I am big on Kate Winslet too so its confusing.
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    Oh wait, Freddy Got Fingered is definately higher on the list of worst movies ever than the original Punisher. I'm likely to keep one-uping my choices though.
    There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long.. people. No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution.

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    The Pest.

    It takes a lot to make me stop watching a movie, but I couldn't get through fifteen minutes of that flick.
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    I'm sorry , but I'm about to nuke all you homies out of the water:


    GIGLI.



    What the hell?! I want to claw my face off just for typing that out. J-Lo took some tips in cardboard acting from that guy who played Darth Vader in the new Star Wars movies, and Ben Affleck's Italian 'accent' makes me want to jump off a building.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Candice Dionysus View Post
    The worst movie I ever saw, I swear, musta been Hostel.
    I mean that, I hated it.
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    J-Lo took some tips in cardboard acting from that guy who played Darth Vader in the new Star Wars movies,
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    Quote Originally Posted by feverishparade View Post
    GIGLI.
    Never saw it.

    Never gonna see it, either.
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    Oh i think gigli was shit too.

    Quote Originally Posted by feverishparade View Post
    ... cardboard acting ... and [the] 'accent' makes me want to jump off a building.
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    Oh and i thought The Notebook was a piece of shit aswell. Are you supposed to like or sympathise with the main characters? The guy behaved like he had some serious sociopathic tendencies going on and she was just a slutbag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZoNeSeeK View Post
    Swept Away.

    Its basically become a cult classic because its so fucking poor. Madonna plays some idiot that ends up on some boat and then on some island and breaks into song and its actually pretty funny.
    I don't remember her singing on the Island? I don't remember her singing at all.... but at least that movie made sense.
    "So many vows. They make you swear and swear. Defend the King, obey the King, obey your father, protect the innocent, defend the weak. But what if your father despises the King? What if the King massacres the innocent? It's too much. No matter what you do, you're forsaking one vow or another."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rjeso View Post
    The Pest.

    It takes a lot to make me stop watching a movie, but I couldn't get through fifteen minutes of that flick.
    o rly?

    I myself hate that movie, and most of Leguizamo's movies, but I love his stand-up. In my eyes, there's no one better.
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    "So many vows. They make you swear and swear. Defend the King, obey the King, obey your father, protect the innocent, defend the weak. But what if your father despises the King? What if the King massacres the innocent? It's too much. No matter what you do, you're forsaking one vow or another."

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