Ok, there's tons of shitty movies out there. But once in a while you get trailers and previews for what looks like it's going to be the most amazing movie ever, you see the commercial that has those cheesy reviewer quotes like "most innovative film since house of flying daggers" and then you watch it.

It's shit.

That's what I experienced just recently. The movie was Quentin Tarantino's The Protector.

So I thought, wow, looks like awesome martial arts, it's a tarantino film, and the reviews are good. I should rent it, right? Wrong, bitch.

If you've ever seen this movie, you know what I'm talking about. Besides never fully explaining transitions, you find out it's all about an elephant. This dude kills a gazillion people, over a stolen elephant. Well, cultures, sacred crows of India, and all that. But it's not just that. The movie just blows.

So go ahead, here's a thread to rant about, give us your take of the worst movie ever!