This is the Worst Movie Ever.....Tribute

[Ruthful]

There is, but I don't have the patience to find it, which is why I'm posting here.

Ugh.

Teen Wolf 2
Basic Instinct
Eraserhead
Swordfish

Anything with Jude Law. There's a particularly craptacular one where he's screwing Natalie Portman's character, but I forget the name of that.

There's also a recent drama about a blind diplomat who falls in love with some other Western, Russian chick living in Shanghai before it falls to Japanese troops. I saw that on New Year's Eve and walked out of it after ten minutes, by which time it was New Year's. Forgot the title of that one too.

There's some piece of crap horror flick starring Sean Young as the mother who gets dropped and becomes a zombie before the opening credits-forgot the name of that one too.

Notice a trend?

[Jean]

here is the thread
Ruthful: I didn't see the others, but I wholeheartedly agree about Basic Instinct

[huey520]

Anything with Jude Law. There's a particularly craptacular one where he's screwing Natalie Portman's character, but I forget the name of that.

Think that ones called 'Closer', was fairly dire. But then again it did have Natalie Portman as a pole dancer, can't be all bad. ha ha
How about 'BUG' with Ashley Judd and Harry Connick Jr. What a waste of 2 hours!!

[Girlystevedave]

Anything with Jude Law. There's a particularly craptacular one where he's screwing Natalie Portman's character, but I forget the name of that.

Uugh...I totally agree with you on that one. That was one of those movies that left me wanting those two hours of my life back. Even the eye candy I call Clive Owen didn't make up for that piece of crap.

[Ruthful]

Anything with Jude Law. There's a particularly craptacular one where he's screwing Natalie Portman's character, but I forget the name of that.

Think that ones called 'Closer', was fairly dire. But then again it did have Natalie Portman as a pole dancer, can't be all bad. ha ha
How about 'BUG' with Ashley Judd and Harry Connick Jr. What a waste of 2 hours!!

Ashley Judd.

*cringe*

There has to be some sort of offshore detention facility we can send actors who are that painfully inept at their craft.

[Ruthful]

Eyes Wide Shut-the best part of the movie was when a hard of hearing, elderly couple in the back row of the Kingsway theater started shouting "turn up the volume" during one of the scenes. Of course, that pompous asstard Roger Ebert said that the American cut of the film ruined Kubrick's vision, as if including a shot of a couple of genitals would have turned this crapfest into Citizen Kane.

The fact that it wouldn't have made any difference is proved by "Short Bus," one of the worst movies I've watched in the past decade. I didn't know I could be bored by a film with so much vaginal penetration until I saw this movie.

Birth, with Nicole Kidman.

So...absolutely...horrible, even for Nicole Kidman.

[John Blaze]

Battlefield Earth I can agree with, it's a truly shitty movie, they butchered the story, and the books are way better.

Yeah, everyone does always say that.

[Ruthful]

Blowout.



Man, that movie sucked.

Antonioni?

*puke*

[John Blaze]

Eyes Wide Shut-the best part of the movie was when a hard of hearing, elderly couple in the back row of the Kingsway theater started shouting "turn up the volume" during one of the scenes. Of course, that pompous asstard Roger Ebert said that the American cut of the film ruined Kubrick's vision, as if including a shot of a couple of genitals would have turned this crapfest into Citizen Kane.

The fact that it wouldn't have made any difference is proved by "Short Bus," one of the worst movies I've watched in the past decade. I didn't know I could be bored by a film with so much vaginal penetration until I saw this movie.

Birth, with Nicole Kidman.

So...absolutely...horrible, even for Nicole Kidman.

I agree with you on SHort Bus. shittiest wannabe porn ever.

[Ruthful]

How crappy is a movie where the best actor-and I use that qualifier advisedly-is a presenter for the CBC?

It's like he thought he would be nominated for an Oscar just because he filmed a scene involving auto-fellatio. WTF?

There's also that whole subplot involving a Secret Service agent, or whatever the fuck he's supposed to be, which was cut out of the script. Of course, they didn't cut the actor out of the script, which made no sense whatsoever but was entirely in keeping with that turd of a film.

I'm surprised Mayor Koch didn't sue John Cameron Mitchell. Maybe if anyone had actually bought tickets to watch that bomb he would have, but who knows?

[citiesburnred]

Little Miss Sunshine...I saw this the other day because I heard a lot of people say how much they like but seriously I hated this movie..Maybe I'm the only one

Most movies with Rodney Dangerfield as a starring character...I really hate most if not all his movies..I really don't think he's as funny as people act....

[Ruthful]

You don't like Rodney Dandgerfield?!



How can you dislike a comedy legend?

And look at this:



Abigail Breslin is pure adorableness.

How can you hate that?

[citiesburnred]

Little Miss Sunshine to me was just terribly boring and Rodney Dangerfield I don't know I just don't like it..find them to also be boring, I don't know, Just Personal preferences

[The Lady of Shadows]

can i go back? waaaaaaaaaaay back? night of the comet. worst movie ever.

[citiesburnred]

can i go back? waaaaaaaaaaay back? night of the comet. worst movie ever.

If you think this movies bad check out Troll 2..your brain will melt

[turtlex]

OMG - Night of the Comet is one of my favorite movies that no else has ever seen! Actually it's one of my favorite really bad movies! I watch it every time it's on - I have no idea why but I enjoy it completely.

My worst movies ever - Palmetto and recently 88 Minutes. Who knew Al Pacino could be so horrible ?!??!

[theBeamisHome]

2001 Maniacs


*sigh* it came on HBO one day and i had heard about it so i watched it... i wanted to throw up during and afterward... it was awful.. and also very tasteless

[cozener]

Pretty much anything with ex Saturday night Live cast members in it made after 1984.

Edit: There are exceptions. Bill Murray, Steve Martin, and to a lesser extent, Dan Akroyd.

[Wuducynn]

Pretty much anything with ex Saturday night Live cast members in it made after 1984.

Edit: There are exceptions. Bill Murray, Steve Martin, and to a lesser extent, Dan Akroyd.

You didn't like either of the Fletch flicks or Funny Farm? I thought they were hilarious.

[John Blaze]

any of the Naked Gun movies. these movies were beyond stupid.

[Wuducynn]

You don't like Rodney Dandgerfield?!



How can you dislike a comedy legend?

Because said "legend" status was completely undeserved, because he wasn't funny in the slightest?

[Wuducynn]

I've heard so many folk bad-mouthing Battlefield Earth I want to watch it. It sounds like a good movie to watch at 2am while totally shitfaced and laugh at it. I know On Deadly Ground comes under that heading for me also.

[Heather19]

Pretty much anything with ex Saturday night Live cast members in it made after 1984.

Edit: There are exceptions. Bill Murray, Steve Martin, and to a lesser extent, Dan Akroyd.

You didn't like either of the Fletch flicks or Funny Farm? I thought they were hilarious.

Funny Farm, I love that one. It's been ages since I've seen it.

[BeDaN]

Oh and i thought The Notebook was a piece of shit aswell. Are you supposed to like or sympathise with the main characters? The guy behaved like he had some serious sociopathic tendencies going on and she was just a slutbag.

LOL And this is what really pissed me off about that movie.

Spoiler:

What the fuck! He wills himself to DIE with her!?!? How the fuck does that compute!?

[cozener]

I haven't seen Funny Farm. I forgot about the Fletch flicks. They weren't bad at all.

And Battlefield Earth wasn't so bad. I wouldn't want to own it but its watchable.

And I have a couple for the list. Damage. Damage was an insanely bad movie. That and The Sweet Hereafter. It sucked more than Damage and Damage really, really sucked.