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    Default Australian billionaire determined to construct real life Jurassic Park

    http://gawker.com/5930949/australian...-jurassic-park

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    "Just months after making public his intentions to build a fully functional replica of the RMS Titanic, eccentric Australian billionaire Clive Palmer is already setting his sights on another larger-than-life endeavor: Cloning a dinosaur for a Jurassic Park-style attraction.

    The Sunshine Coast Daily reports that Palmer is in "deep discussion" with the scientists responsible for Dolly ó the first mammal successfully cloned from an adult cell.

    A source close to Palmer told the Daily that the mining magnate plans to make a home for his cloned dinosaur inside his redeveloped resort in Coolum. If you're not into attractions that could go horribly, horribly wrong, Palmer also plans to install a casino and a mega Ferris wheel.

    No word yet from Palmer on the veracity of this claim, but an official press conference is scheduled for Friday."
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    Someone only watched 30 minutes of the movie. There is no other explanation.
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    lol. Yeah, I can't kid myself ... if - and that's one big motherfucking IF - he and his team ever pulled that off, I would love to see it for myself.

    $5,000 tickets most likely
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ka-mai View Post
    Someone only watched 30 minutes of the movie. There is no other explanation.


    Quote Originally Posted by feverishparade View Post
    lol. Yeah, I can't kid myself ... if - and that's one big motherfucking IF - he and his team ever pulled that off, I would love to see it for myself.

    $5,000 tickets most likely
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    Yeah, nothing could go wrong here. I do hope he decides to skip cloning the winded dinosaurs and the pterosaurs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Ka-mai View Post
    Someone only watched 30 minutes of the movie. There is no other explanation.


    Quote Originally Posted by feverishparade View Post
    lol. Yeah, I can't kid myself ... if - and that's one big motherfucking IF - he and his team ever pulled that off, I would love to see it for myself.

    $5,000 tickets most likely
    ...spared no expense!
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    we're gonna need a bigger boat....oh....sorry, wrong movie

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    You will if he clones any mosasaurs.

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    As long as he clones slow dinosaurs, I don't see a problem with this.
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    As long as they are all herbivores and not aquatic I don't see a problem.

    But let's be honest, no egomaniac will limit himself thus.
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    Well, I don't have to be faster than a dinosaur, I just have to be faster than you guys.
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    Fuck a t-rex? You are disgusting, Gooch.
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    Guy's a moron who apparently thinks his money can buy him anything. Shit's not even possible. I lol @ him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROWNINGS CHILDE View Post
    Fuckit! Go straight for the T-Rex!
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    Fuck a t-rex? You are disgusting, Gooch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by neosatus View Post
    Guy's a moron who apparently thinks his money can buy him anything. Shit's not even possible. I lol @ him.
    Not for nothing, but do you have a billion dollars? If not, it's a bit silly throwing around the word "Moron" when he is obviously not. At least business-wise. Just a thought....
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    Quote Originally Posted by sgc1999 View Post
    we're gonna need a bigger boat....oh....sorry, wrong movie
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    Quote Originally Posted by Merlin1958 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by neosatus View Post
    Guy's a moron who apparently thinks his money can buy him anything. Shit's not even possible. I lol @ him.
    Not for nothing, but do you have a billion dollars? If not, it's a bit silly throwing around the word "Moron" when he is obviously not. At least business-wise. Just a thought....
    Maybe not a moron (though I'd bet there are some wealthy morons ...even self made ones, but he's defintiely got questionable decision making skills. Let's just say he CAN do it, is it really a good idea?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brice View Post
    Let's just say he CAN do it, is it really a good idea?
    No.

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    Someone only watched 30 minutes of the movie. There is no other explanation.
    And never read the book, either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ka-mai View Post
    Someone only watched 30 minutes of the movie. There is no other explanation.
    Actually, the scary thing is, that's not the only explanation. Because the worst thing isn't that he only watched some of the movie and thought how it's a cool idea. Oh no. It's that he might've watched the whole movie, (or, as Jean pointed out, read the whole book,) and still thought, "Hey, this looks good!", completely missing the point of either one. Let's face it, there have been tons of examples out there in the cases of books and films where people completely miss the point and pick up the opposite message from it. Usually, this happens a lot with satire, but it can easily happen in more obvious cases, too. Because this is a human being we're talking about, and if there's one thing I've learned, it's that intelligence shares one thing with stupidity: there are no limits to either one.
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    As long as he doesn't, you know, try splicing wings onto his velociraptors, it might be cool.

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