Parodies

**Jon** · 03-25-2011 10:47 PM

Just for reference...which "Where Eagles Dare" version is this a parody of?

**LadyHitchhiker** · 03-26-2011 09:07 PM

Weeelll I did it to the Misfits version, but it could be either one, I would think

**LadyHitchhiker** · 04-28-2011 06:13 PM

Single Ladies parody

All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies

Why don’t you just give up
I’m back to me, since we broke up. I’m doing all those little things
That used to make you nitpick and trip
And if another man noticed me
I'm down with him, he down with me
Don't pay him any attention
Just cried my tears, for 8 and a half years
Ya can't be mad at me

'Cause If you liked it, then you should have kept a ring on it
If you liked it, then you shoulda kept a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
'Cause if you liked it, then you shoulda kept a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

If you liked it, then you should have kept a ring on it
If you liked it, then you shoulda kept a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it, then you shoulda kept a ring on it

Chapstick on my lips, swiveling my hips
Keeping it sexy, but keeping it clean
Acting up, drink in my cup
I can care less if you drink

I need no permission, did I mention
Won’t pay you any attention
'Cause you had your turn, and now you gonna learn
What it really feels like to miss me

'Cause If you liked it, then you should have kept a ring on it
If you liked it, then you shoulda kept a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
'Cause if you liked it, then you shoulda kept a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

If you liked it, then you should have kept a ring on it
If you liked it, then you shoulda kept a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it, then you shoulda kept a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Don’t tell me you’re going to give me the world
I'm not that kind of girl
Real love is what I prefer, what I deserve

Here's a man that takes me, then shakes me
I want my own destiny, love for infinity and beyond
Pull me into his arms, prove he’ll never harm
And you don't, you'll be alone, and like a ghost, I'll be gone

All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies

Now just give up
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

'Cause If you liked it, then you should have kept a ring on it
If you liked it, then you shoulda kept a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it, then you shoulda kept a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh

If you liked it, then you should have kept a ring on it
If you liked it, then you shoulda kept a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it, then you shoulda kept a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh

**LadyHitchhiker** · 05-09-2011 02:56 PM

Thought it would be funny/therapeutic to do a Scotty doesn't know song...

Just for the record, I haven't talked to Wally in weeks, but it's still a funny idea...

Wally doesn't know that Liz and me
Talk at least once every single day
She tells him she's in work but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Wally doesn't know!

Oh Wally doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Wally!
Wally doesn't know!
Wally doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Wally!

Liz says that she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping...

Because Wally doesn't know!
Wally doesn't know! (X3)
So don't tell Wally!
Wally doesn't know!

Don't tell Wally!

I can't believe he's so stupid
So we're both struck by cupid
Liz hung up him on the phone
And she's trying not to moan.
Ready for her next call and he knows nothing!

Wally doesn't know!(X3)
So don't tell Wally!
Wally doesn't know!(X3)

We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Wally doesn't know!(x3)

The parkin lot
Why not? It's so cool when you feel hot!
On his car, in the snow
Life is so hard because Wally doesn't know!

We did it on his birthday...

Wally doesn't know!(X4)

Wally doesn't know!
Wally won't know!
Wally doesn't know!
Wally's gotta know!
Gotta tell Wally!
Gotta tell him myself!
Wally doesn't know! (X10)

[Chant] Wally doesn't know! (x7)
[Chant] Wally's gotta go!

**LadyHitchhiker** · 05-10-2011 03:10 PM

A song I made years ago, working fast food when there was so many leaks in the dish washing area... it surely made people laugh instead of crying because it was such a miserable situation.

To the tune of Knock Three Times by Tony Orlando and Dawn

Hey girl whatcha doin in there?
Washing dishes, Taking orders, Water leaking above you.
I can hear the music playin'.
I can see your body swayin'.
Water below on you, water on you glistening.
I love you

chorus
Oh my darlin!
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want a leak!
Mmmm twice on the pipe if you want an explosion!
Oh my goodness!
Now it's leaking down the hallway!
Oh twice on the pipe means to work you don't show!

If you take orders at the window tonight
Taking my money, my order known by heart
because of how many times that I saw you.
Go home I implored you
And now I see the ceiling's falling apart.

chorus
Oh my darlin!
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want a leak!
Mmmm twice on the pipe if you want an explosion!
Oh my goodness!
Now it's leaking down the hallway!
Oh twice on the pipe means to work you don't show!

I can hear the music playin'.
I can see your body swayin'.
Water below on you, water on you glistening.
I love you

chorus
Oh my darlin
Oh my darlin!
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want a leak!
Mmmm twice on the pipe if you want an explosion!
Oh my goodness!
Now it's leaking down the hallway!
Oh twice on the pipe means to work you don't show!

**LadyHitchhiker** · 05-11-2011 09:52 AM

Blow Parody

Dance!
Tank top on, wearing my ratty jeans
Not too sexy, but still not quite sleaze
Avoid the rocks or else I might bleed
If you want to help, pick up sticks for me
It's time to pull that string and mow that grass all down
(I'm about to!)
Dandelions taking over, but now they're not getting out!

CHORUS:
I'm about to mow! I'm about to mow!
Beware you garden gnomes!
I'm about to mow!
Beware you garden gnomes!
(Cause I'm about to!)

Dandelions what? We're taking control
We get what we want, we do what you don't
Dirt and clippings cover the ground
If I have enough gas, I'll do the whole town
It's time to scare the wildlife and take the mower out
(Cause I'm about to!)
Dandelion, we're taking names, your heads will cover the ground

CHORUS

Go, go, go, go insane, go insane
Blow some clippings, keep the rain off
And let me see them hands, let me, let me see them hands
Go insane, go insane
Blow some clippings, keep the rain off
And let me see them hands, let me, let me see them hands
Using the mower
Get used to it

CHORUS

**LadyHitchhiker** · 05-13-2011 05:43 AM

I Can See Clearly Now the Rain is Gone Parody
I can see clearly now my husband's gone
I can see all the love that is on my way
Gone are the dark thoughts that had me blind
It's gonna be a bright bright happy bouncy sunshiny day

I think I can make it now, my husband's gone
All of my bad feelings have disappeared.
Here is the life that I've been praying for
It's gonna be a bright bright happy bouncy sunshiny day

Look all around there's nothing but love in my life
Look straight ahead, nothing but a lovely life

I can see clearly now my husband's gone
I can see all the love that is on my way
Gone are the dark thoughts that had me blind
It's gonna be a bright bright happy bouncy sunshiny day

**LadyHitchhiker** · 05-13-2011 07:43 AM

Tequila makes her clothes fall off parody
Music Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

She said I’m going out with my girlfriends
Eating at the Holiday Kitchen
Lord have mercy, my only thought
Was music makes her clothes fall off

I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when the music's on
Her closet’s missing half the things she’s bought
Yeah music makes her clothes fall off

(Chorus)
She’ll start with kickin’ off of her shoes
Put her socks in her purse
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
And from there it just gets worse

Her shirt aint gonna last too long
If the DJ puts Hendrix on
She might come home in a table cloth
Yeah music makes her clothes fall off

She can handle any church brunch
She can even take a punch
Even looking at the Hoff
But music makes her clothes fall off

She don’t mean nothing - she’s just havin fun
Tomorrow she’ll say oh what have I done
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
yeah music makes her clothes fall off
oh music makes her clothes fall off (x2)

**LadyHitchhiker** · 05-14-2011 03:56 PM

Salem's Lot Magic Trance
"Bad Romance" Parody

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a magic trance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a magic trance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your magic trance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your magic trance

I want your daddy
I want your sissy
I want your everything
As long as it's free
I want your blood
(blood-blood-blood I want your blood)

I want your mama
The taste of your hand
I want your leather-studded kiss on my neck
I want your blood
blood-blood-blood
I want your blood
(blood-blood-blood I want your blood)

You know that I want you
And you know that I'll feed you
I want it bad, your magic trance

I want your blood and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a magic trance
(Oh-oh-oh--oh-oh!)
I want your blood and
All your bloodrs' revenge
You and me could write a magic trance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a magic trance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a magic trance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your magic trance

I want your horror
I want your sign
‘Cause you're an animal
To feast on and you're mine
I want your blood
(blood-blood-blood I want your blood-uuhh)

I want your type o
Your crimson slick
Want you in my Salem's Lot
Want your thick
I want your blood
blood-blood-blood
I want your blood
(blood-blood-blood I want your blood)

You know that I want you
('Cause I'm a free bitch baby!)
And you know that I need you
I want it bad, magic trance

I want your blood and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a magic trance
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!)
I want your blood and
All your bloody revenge
You and me could write a magic trance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a magic trance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a magic trance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your magic trance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your magic trance

suck suck plasma baby
taste it
taste that bitch crazy

suck suck plasma baby
taste it
taste that bitch crazy

suck suck plasma baby
taste it
taste that bitch crazy

suck suck plasma baby
taste it
taste that bitch crazy

I want your blood and
I want your revenge
I want your blood
I don't wanna be friends

I want your blood and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a magic trance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
I want your blood and
All your bloodrs' revenge
You and me could write a magic trance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Want your magic trance
(Caught in a magic trance)
Want your magic trance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Want your magic trance
(Caught in a magic trance)

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your magic trance

**LadyHitchhiker** · 05-16-2011 04:06 PM

Stacy's Mom Parody
"Murphy's Law Has Got it Goin On"

Murphy's Law has got it goin' on
Murphy's Law has got it goin' on
Murphy's Law has got it goin' on
Murphy's Law has got it goin' on

Murphy, will you help me fail out of school?
Murphy will you help me drown in the pool?
Does your mom still have that infected lip?
Is she home or on banana peels did she slip?

You know, I'm not the cautious boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see

Murphy's Law has got it goin' on
It's what I taunt when everything's going wrong
Murphy can't you see, that you're not the law for me?
I know it might be wrong, but my world is run by Murphy's law.

Murphy's Law has got it goin' on
Murphy's Law has got it goin' on

Do you remember when my toes were eaten by prawn?
Or my ear was shot off by a paintball gun?
I can tell that you're just a little scared.
And the way you say "You can stand over THERE."

And I know that you think it's only luck you see
But ever since I crossed that black cat's path, Murphy's following me!

Murphy's Law has got it goin' on
It's what I taunt when everything's going wrong
Murphy can't you see, that you're not the law for me?
I know it might be wrong, but my world is run by Murphy's law.

**LadyHitchhiker** · 05-16-2011 04:21 PM

Ohio (Come Back to Texas) parody
Come Back to Kingsford

He said he needed a break
A little time to think
But then he went to Houston
With some gal named Rooster
That he met at the bank

There's nothing wrong with the south now
Except the bugs and the heat
I really like NASA
And I'd love to see the Dallas Cowboys compete

So when you're done doing whatever
And when you're through screwing whoever
Dickinson County will be right here waiting for you....

Come back to Kingsford
Its just not the same since you went away
Before you get an accent
And forget about the Wolverine State
There's a seat for you at the flivver game
And we can go watch the sweet bat cave
Besides the Mexican food sucks more than here anyway

I think I made a mistake
Its not that easy to take
He went to make a deposit
Then he cleaned out his closet
Guess I'll sit here and wait

For him to come back home (I'd wish you come back home)
It shouldn't take very long (so long so long)
I bet he misses the snow now
And all of the milk cows but I could be wrong

So when you're done doing whatever
And when you're through screwing whoever
Dickinson County will be right here waiting for you....

Come back to Kingsford
Its just not the same since you went away
I bet you missed your exit
And drove right through the the Wolverine State
There's a seat for you at the flivver game
And I've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sucks more than here anyway

Da Yoopers want you back
J. C. Penney's wants you back
Monette's wants you back
And the Flivvers want you back
Trico wants you back
And BK wants you back

I got a premonition
I'm taking a petition
And the U. P.'s gonna sign

Come back to Kingsford
Its just not the same since you went away
Before you get an accent
And forget about the Wolverine State
There's a seat for you at the flivver game
And we can go watch the sweet bat cave

Come back to Kingsford
Its just not the same since you went away
Before you get an accent
And forget about the Wolverine State
There's a seat for you at the flivver game
And we can go watch the sweet bat cave
Besides the Mexican food sucks more than here anyway
Besides the Mexican food sucks more than here anyway
Besides the Mexican food sucks more than here anyway

**LadyHitchhiker** · 05-18-2011 04:18 PM

Parody of J'Lo's "On the Floor"
WARNING: This one's JUST about sex! In case you can't handle it!

Spoiler:

**LadyHitchhiker** · 05-18-2011 04:33 PM

Piggly Wiggly (in the tune of Eleanor Rigby) (5-18-2011)

Ah, look at all the angry people.
Ah, look at all the angry people.

Piggly Wiggly picks up the pieces where his life has been,
Was it a dream?
Waits for her to show, waiting to berate her the moment she steps through the door.
And why for?

All the angry people.
Where do they all come from?
All the angry people.
Where do they all belong?

His wife is writing the words of a poem that he will never hear
It's perfectly clear.
look at him working. Drinking at night when there's nobody there.
What does he care?

All the angry people.
Where do they all come from?
All the angry people.
Where do they all belong?

Ah, look at all the angry people.
Ah, look at all the angry people.

Piggly Wiggly died and was cursed for his legacy and his name,
nobody came.
Dear little wifey wiping her hands from the dirt of being his slave.
Now she is brave.

All the angry people.
Where do they all come from?
All the angry people.
Where do they all belong?

**LadyHitchhiker** · 05-19-2011 04:48 AM

For Jon

Sorry it took so long...

C'mon Get Happy Parody, about our dear trash can man:
Ain't That Happy Crappy?

Forget your troubles ain't that happy crappy?,
you better burn all your troubles away
Shout hallejulah ain't that happy crappy?
get ready for the judgement day.

the buildings are burning ain't that happy crappy?,
The walking dude is ready to take your hand
shout hallejulah ain't that happy crappy?,
we're going to Cibola, the promise land

We're headin across the desert to
wash your sins away from your mind
it's all so peaceful on the other side.

Forget your troubles ain't that happy crappy?,
you better chase all your cares away.
shout hallejulah ain't that happy crappy?,
get ready for the judgement day.

Forget your troubles ain't that happy crappy?
chase ya cares away.
hallelu get happy,
before the judgement day.

the buildings are burning ain't that happy crappy?,
The walking dude is ready to take your hand
shout hallejulah ain't that happy crappy?,
we're going to Cibola, the promise land

We're headin across the desert to
wash your sins away from your mind
it's all so peaceful on the other side.

forget your past, ain't that happy crappy?
Watch the world burn away.
shout hallejulah get happy get ready for your judgement day.

ain't that happy crappy?,
chase your cares away.
shout hallejulah cmon get happy,
get ready for the judgment day

the buildings are burning ain't that happy crappy?,
The walking dude is ready to take your hand
shout hallejulah ain't that happy crappy?,
we're going to Cibola, the promise land

We're headin across the desert to
wash your sins away from your mind
it's all so peaceful on the other side.

forget your past, ain't that happy crappy?
Watch the world burn away.
shout hallejulah get happy get ready for your judgement day.

**LadyHitchhiker** · 06-03-2011 03:00 AM

Alejandro Parody
Wally-Asshole (6-3-1)

From Black back to Young
And you said you loved me
But I just can't be with you ever anymore.
Wally-Asshole.

I took you, man
out of my locket.
And I won't look at you
Won't look at you

I want true love
Not a placebo.
I took the ring off of my finger.
Astounds you.

You don't know true love boy.
And now I have a choice.
At this point when I choose,
nothing to lose.

Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Wally-Asshole.
I'm not your babe.
I'm not your babe, Fernando.

Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch.
Just want my cigarette rush
Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, you Asshole.

Wally-Asshole.
Wally-Asshole.
Wally-Wally-Asshole
Wally-Wally-Asshole [2x]

(Just stop. Please. Just let me go. Wally-Asshole. Just let me go.)

I'm not broken.
I'm not your baby.
I need my man to be my friend, not like a dad, or to be bad
And how my soul flamed before you.
Now I've got back my fight, and it's not bad.

You don't know true love boy.
And now I have a choice.
At this point when I choose,
nothing to lose.

Don't say my name.
Don't say my name, Wally-Asshole.
I'm not your babe.
Never your babe, you Asshole.

Don't want your kiss, don't want your touch.
Just want my cigarette rush
Don't say my name.
Don't say my name, you Asshole

Wally-Asshole.
Wally-Asshole.
Wally-Wally-Asshole
Wally-Wally-Asshole [2x]

Don't bother me.
Don't bother me. Wally-Asshole
Don't say my name.
Don't say my name, you Asshole.

I'm not your babe.
I'm not your babe, Wally-Asshole.

Don't want your kiss, don't want your touch.
Don't say my name.
Don't say my name, Wally-Asshole.
I'm not your babe.
Never your babe, you Asshole.

Don't want your kiss, don't want your touch.
Just want my cigarette rush
Don't say my name.
Don't say my name, Asshole

Wally-Asshole.
Wally-Asshole.
Wally-Wally-Asshole
Wally-Wally-Asshole [2x]

Don't call my name.
Don't call my name, Wally-Asshole.
I'm not your babe.
Never your babe, you Asshole.

Don't want your kiss, don't want your touch.
Just want my cigarette rush
Don't say my name.
Don't say my name, you Asshole

Wally-Asshole.

**LadyHitchhiker** · 06-03-2011 03:41 AM

Flood parody
Blood (6-3-11)

Pain, pain in my face
I haven't stopped hurting for days
All I need is blood
Slowly I return to the mud

Chorus:

But if I can't feed after forty days
And my mind is smashed, turned into a slave
Fill me up so full that I cannot kill
Fill me up
Fill me up - when I'm calling
Fill me up - I'm weak and I'm dying
Lift me up - I need you to feed me
Lift me up - Keep me from frowning again

Gave up my soul,
Throw me in the ocean, to regain control
Dark days all around
With light I go back under ground

[Chorus]

Calm the thirst that holds my eyes
Keep the veins flowing
Forgive me for my latest sin
And guilt that overthrows me

[Chorus]

Fill me up - when I'm falling
Fill me up - I'm weak and I'm dying
Lift me up - I need you to control me
Lift me up - Keep me from frowning again

**LadyHitchhiker** · 06-10-2011 07:26 AM

Android of the Mourning (to tune of Angel of the Morning)
I don’t mean to bring you down
But there’s no joy left in my heart
Yes, with the biggest brain in the land
I know the ship will surely start
I see no reason to light electric sheep
I'm old enough to face the dark.

Just call me android of the mourning, android!
Just tweak my diodes before you leave me, Zaphod.
Just call me android of the mourning, android!
Let’s not talk about life anyway.

Maybe the suns will all explode
and it won't matter anyhow.
Rusting away, just copper and diodes
Well, I knew it would happen anyhow
And if there are no sheep to light the night
You won’t be astounded, I’m still bright

Just call me android of the mourning, android!
Just tweak my diodes before you leave me, Zaphod.
Just call me android of the mourning, android!
Let’s not talk about life anyway.

I won't beg you to stay with me
though I’m awfully depressed
Sitting for centuries, Zaphod, Zaphod, Zaphod.
Just call me android of the mourning, android!
Let’s not talk about life anyway.

**Merlin1958** · 06-13-2011 05:07 PM

Here's an appropriate parody. If anyone feels differently, you're just lying to yourself!!!! DEAL WITH IT!

LOL LOL LOL

http://www.youtube.com/thefinebros#p.../4/j1PAB6Sgdp8

**LadyHitchhiker** · 06-13-2011 09:21 PM

Oooooooooooh! I'd never seen that one before!

All the ones I've posted have been written by me, though... Got any, Merlin?

**Merlin1958** · 06-14-2011 07:05 AM

Oops, so sorry. Just popped in and went by the thread title. My bad!!

**LadyHitchhiker** · 06-14-2011 07:15 AM

You're perfectly fine!

Still wondering; do you have any????

**Merlin1958** · 06-14-2011 06:32 PM

No can't say I do, but I'll see about possibly developing one for ya. Just cause you're such a darn nice lady!!!!!

**LadyHitchhiker** · 06-14-2011 06:45 PM

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! I'm so excited!

Please post them in this thread if you do!

**mystima** · 07-17-2012 04:24 PM

i found this one today....

http://youtu.be/uE-1RPDqJAY

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