Funny But True

[LadyHitchhiker]

I was singing the ace of base song...

[razz]

I have an uncontrollable fear ph34r of bees. when i was 8 we went to the park. my little brother and sister found a tree with a beehive in it. stick in the hive was a coat hanger (see where this is going?) so i know what this is. they're playing with this hanger, trying to pull it out. i grab them and push them back, just as the little idiotic buggers pull out the hanger. a swarm of bees come flying out, ignores them and attacks me. THAT, R of G, my friend, was the single most painful experience of my life.

[William50]

OOOOOUUUUUCCCHHHH!

[LadyHitchhiker]

but i don't know if that's funny but true... that's more painful but true...

[William50]

It is kinda funny.

[B Rag]

I bet everyone who saw it got a good chuckle.

[razz]

yes, let's all laugh at razz, his pain is our party
that should be a thread. is there an injury thread?

[LadyHitchhiker]

LOL if there's not we should have one...

[William50]

I don't think so. Great Idea. You should start it, razz!

[razz]

i have to thread search first. but i think i will if not. where should such a thread be located?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Go for it Razz....

[William50]

I's excited to share my pain with all of you!!!

[razz]

i've run three searches. the only thing i've found that comes close is "sick and tired" the illness thread. so i'll make it in blue heaven. keep the name simple. "injuries"

[William50]

I've lived a very dull life, I have no pain to share.
I refuse to go into details about the dark moments.

[LadyHitchhiker]

Pain should be shared!

[razz]

alright done
http://www.thedarktower.org/palaver/...918#post221918

[LadyHitchhiker]

Yaaaaaaay!!!
I used to run through wal-mart and sing "touch-a touch-a touch-a me" at the top of my lungs people think I'm weird.. I don't get it... and when I worked in fast food I would do the time warp while i was making sandwiches

[razz]

how DO you do the time warp. show us, and lets do the time warp again

[LadyHitchhiker]

It's just a jump to the left
and then a step to the ri-i-i-i-ght
put your hands on your hips
and pull your knees in tight
then it's the pelvic thrust
that really drives you insa-a-a-ane
let's do the time warp again!!!!

[razz]

leeeets dooo the tiiime warp agaaaaaiiiin

[William50]

WOW. I want to see somebody do it!

[LadyHitchhiker]

If I only had a webcam....

[William50]

WOOOWOOO! I would get naughty if I had one!

[LadyHitchhiker]

I'd have to get clothes on to do the timewarp if I had a webcam right now LMAO

Now THAT is funny but true

[William50]

I'm getting all excited now.