Donate To Keep The Site Ad Free
+ Reply to Thread
Page 2 of 8 FirstFirst 1 2 3 4 ... LastLast
Results 26 to 50 of 187

Thread: Funny But True

  1. #26
    Goldmember Kevin will become famous soon enough Kevin will become famous soon enough Kevin's Avatar

    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    Aurora, Ontario
    Posts
    760
    Country
    Country Flag
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    Hopefully you're lacking the third nipple though.

  2. #27
    Roont Daghain is on a distinguished road Daghain's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Nope
    Posts
    21,346
    My Mood
    Twisted
    Country
    Country Flag

    Default

    Yeah, don't have that.



    "People, especially children, aren't measured by their IQ. What's important about them is whether they're good or bad, and these children are bad." ~ Alan Bernard


    "You needn't die happy when your day comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from beginning to end and ka is always served." ~ Roland Deschain

  3. #28
    Those who cling to life; Still Servant has a reputation beyond repute Still Servant has a reputation beyond repute Still Servant has a reputation beyond repute Still Servant has a reputation beyond repute Still Servant has a reputation beyond repute Still Servant has a reputation beyond repute Still Servant has a reputation beyond repute Still Servant has a reputation beyond repute Still Servant has a reputation beyond repute Still Servant has a reputation beyond repute Still Servant has a reputation beyond repute Still Servant's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Connecticut, United States
    Posts
    9,479
    My Mood
    Breezy
    Country
    Country Flag
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    I can't snap my fingers...but I don't think it's funny.

    In fact, it's makes me sad.

  4. #29
    Life is beautiful LadyHitchhiker has a spectacular aura about LadyHitchhiker has a spectacular aura about LadyHitchhiker's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Kingsford, Michigan, United States
    Posts
    6,602
    My Mood
    Worried
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    I Went to the health department to get her shot about a year ago, the lady told her that I had to lose at LEAST 50 pounds if I EVER wanted to even CONSIDER having children....

    So I'm working on losing weight and then when she asks me how I did it, I'll tell her I ate fast food and candy and pizza every day and ... I'll tell this just to mess with her head...

  5. #30
    Roont Matt will become famous soon enough Matt will become famous soon enough Matt's Avatar

    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Parachute, Colorado
    Posts
    17,620
    My Mood
    Psychedelic
    Country
    Country Flag
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    I can't whistle--I've traveled the world and learned from the greatest teachers...no dice.
    The kindness of close friends is like a warm blanket

  6. #31
    Life is beautiful LadyHitchhiker has a spectacular aura about LadyHitchhiker has a spectacular aura about LadyHitchhiker's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Kingsford, Michigan, United States
    Posts
    6,602
    My Mood
    Worried
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    I have the hiccups every single day.

  7. #32
    Along the Path of the Beam Rolands_Father is on a distinguished road Rolands_Father's Avatar

    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Posts
    32

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Matt View Post
    I can't whistle--I've traveled the world and learned from the greatest teachers...no dice.
    I was just about to put this!!!!! Welcome to the club!
    The Dark Tower...
    Simply The Best

    Roland Rocks Mid-World!!!
    And all other Worlds!!!

  8. #33
    Roont Matt will become famous soon enough Matt will become famous soon enough Matt's Avatar

    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Parachute, Colorado
    Posts
    17,620
    My Mood
    Psychedelic
    Country
    Country Flag
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    Sweet!!

    My no-whistle buddy

    We could never be one of the 7 dwarfs but who wants to anyway?
    The kindness of close friends is like a warm blanket

  9. #34
    Sleep Controller ZoNeSeeK is on a distinguished road ZoNeSeeK's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Perth, Australia
    Posts
    5,693
    Country
    Country Flag
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    I don't eat the part of the crust on a piece of toast or sandwich that ive been holding because its the handle.
    "You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." - Duma Key
    zoneseek@thedarktower.com

  10. #35
    Roont Daghain is on a distinguished road Daghain's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Nope
    Posts
    21,346
    My Mood
    Twisted
    Country
    Country Flag

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by ZoNeSeeK View Post
    I don't eat the part of the crust on a piece of toast or sandwich that ive been holding because its the handle.
    Now THAT'S one I have not heard.



    "People, especially children, aren't measured by their IQ. What's important about them is whether they're good or bad, and these children are bad." ~ Alan Bernard


    "You needn't die happy when your day comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from beginning to end and ka is always served." ~ Roland Deschain

  11. #36
    Sleep Controller ZoNeSeeK is on a distinguished road ZoNeSeeK's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Perth, Australia
    Posts
    5,693
    Country
    Country Flag
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    hehe, its like theyve become NON-FOOD. it goes for pizza edges too
    "You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." - Duma Key
    zoneseek@thedarktower.com

  12. #37
    Deereadssk1
    Guest

    Default

    My daughter has complete conversations with herself.
    And I am so enthralled my SK, that my daughter has to constantly question me about whicj bill i will pay this week

  13. #38
    Life is beautiful LadyHitchhiker has a spectacular aura about LadyHitchhiker has a spectacular aura about LadyHitchhiker's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Kingsford, Michigan, United States
    Posts
    6,602
    My Mood
    Worried
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    Cleaned vomit out of the Holiday gas station's bathroom today...

  14. #39
    Life is beautiful LadyHitchhiker has a spectacular aura about LadyHitchhiker has a spectacular aura about LadyHitchhiker's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Kingsford, Michigan, United States
    Posts
    6,602
    My Mood
    Worried
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    I don't like hot pink unless it's with black and I don't like turquoise.

  15. #40
    Gojo fernandito seldom gets put on hold fernandito seldom gets put on hold fernandito seldom gets put on hold fernandito seldom gets put on hold fernandito seldom gets put on hold fernandito seldom gets put on hold fernandito seldom gets put on hold fernandito seldom gets put on hold fernandito seldom gets put on hold fernandito seldom gets put on hold fernandito seldom gets put on hold fernandito's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Posts
    29,032
    My Mood
    Daring
    Country
    Country Flag

    Default

    I absolutely cannot sleep without two pillows and a blanket, no matter how hot it is.

  16. #41
    Robot Girlystevedave has much to be proud of Girlystevedave has much to be proud of Girlystevedave has much to be proud of Girlystevedave has much to be proud of Girlystevedave has much to be proud of Girlystevedave has much to be proud of Girlystevedave has much to be proud of Girlystevedave has much to be proud of Girlystevedave has much to be proud of Girlystevedave's Avatar

    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Posts
    11,590

    Default

    I eat chip cumbs before eating the whole chips

  17. #42
    Robot Girlystevedave has much to be proud of Girlystevedave has much to be proud of Girlystevedave has much to be proud of Girlystevedave has much to be proud of Girlystevedave has much to be proud of Girlystevedave has much to be proud of Girlystevedave has much to be proud of Girlystevedave has much to be proud of Girlystevedave has much to be proud of Girlystevedave's Avatar

    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Posts
    11,590

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Rolands_Father View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Matt View Post
    I can't whistle--I've traveled the world and learned from the greatest teachers...no dice.
    I was just about to put this!!!!! Welcome to the club!
    I can only whistle by inhaling

  18. #43
    The White! MonteGss is on a distinguished road MonteGss's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Minneapolis
    Posts
    4,677
    Country
    Country Flag

    Default

    The main reason I became so proficient in Spanish is because I used to talk to myself all the time while at work during high school. No joke.


    Oh, traveling to another country helped too.

  19. #44
    Palaver Castle Chef mia/susannah is on a distinguished road mia/susannah's Avatar

    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Catskill New York
    Posts
    3,124
    Country
    Country Flag
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker View Post
    I have spent many years liking animals better than humans...
    I still like animals better than people.

  20. #45
    Palaver Castle Chef mia/susannah is on a distinguished road mia/susannah's Avatar

    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Catskill New York
    Posts
    3,124
    Country
    Country Flag
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    I have to have a blanket all year around or I cannot sleep either. My husband says I am just friggid.

  21. #46
    Gojo fernandito seldom gets put on hold fernandito seldom gets put on hold fernandito seldom gets put on hold fernandito seldom gets put on hold fernandito seldom gets put on hold fernandito seldom gets put on hold fernandito seldom gets put on hold fernandito seldom gets put on hold fernandito seldom gets put on hold fernandito seldom gets put on hold fernandito seldom gets put on hold fernandito's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Posts
    29,032
    My Mood
    Daring
    Country
    Country Flag

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Rolands_Father View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Matt View Post
    I can't whistle--I've traveled the world and learned from the greatest teachers...no dice.
    I was just about to put this!!!!! Welcome to the club!
    Is the club still accepting membership applications?



  22. #47
    Life is beautiful LadyHitchhiker has a spectacular aura about LadyHitchhiker has a spectacular aura about LadyHitchhiker's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Kingsford, Michigan, United States
    Posts
    6,602
    My Mood
    Worried
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by mia/susannah View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LadyHitchhiker View Post
    I have spent many years liking animals better than humans...
    I still like animals better than people.
    You are a girl after my own heart! I knew there was a reason I liked you!

  23. #48
    Life is beautiful LadyHitchhiker has a spectacular aura about LadyHitchhiker has a spectacular aura about LadyHitchhiker's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Kingsford, Michigan, United States
    Posts
    6,602
    My Mood
    Worried
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by feverishparade View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rolands_Father View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Matt View Post
    I can't whistle--I've traveled the world and learned from the greatest teachers...no dice.
    I was just about to put this!!!!! Welcome to the club!
    Is the club still accepting membership applications?


    I'm sure it is.. unfortunately I can't be part of it because I can whistle...

  24. #49
    Caution: eye irritant Jon has a reputation beyond repute Jon has a reputation beyond repute Jon has a reputation beyond repute Jon has a reputation beyond repute Jon has a reputation beyond repute Jon has a reputation beyond repute Jon has a reputation beyond repute Jon has a reputation beyond repute Jon has a reputation beyond repute Jon has a reputation beyond repute Jon has a reputation beyond repute Jon's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Heaven and Hell
    Posts
    16,028
    My Mood
    Blah
    Country
    Country Flag
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    I like to eat green beans raw.
    All that's left of what we were is what we have become.

  25. #50
    Palaver Castle Chef mia/susannah is on a distinguished road mia/susannah's Avatar

    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Catskill New York
    Posts
    3,124
    Country
    Country Flag
    Gender
    Gender

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Jon View Post
    I like to eat green beans raw.
    My oldest daughter likes to eat green beans and potatoes raw.

+ Reply to Thread
Page 2 of 8 FirstFirst 1 2 3 4 ... LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts