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    "I've put you in my ignore box."

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    I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

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    Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

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    Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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    Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

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    Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

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    How often is your male offspring a "son-of-a-bitch?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon View Post
    How often is your male offspring a "son-of-a-bitch?"
    Off topic a bit, but...


    Once I recall my mother called me a son of a bitch. I was all... ummm...mom?
    The Awesomest fled across the desert and The Awesomer followed.

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    :ROFLMAO:

    That's hysterical!!!!!!!




    I once saw a shirt that said, "you smell funny"

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    I saw a shirt that said, "straight to voicemail" and we bought it for my brother.

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    I bought one for my brother-in-law, Todd. He has wore it so much it's really thin and full of holes. It says:

    I M
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    Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.

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    My husband has one that says "Beer; it's not just for breakfast anymore"

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    OH! And a guy came through the gas station the other day with a shirt that said "soylent green is people" I was in awe and hysterics over the shirt

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    I was born hairless

    Needs adult supervision

    Don't give up

    NOT acid proof

    Opps... I left my Damage resistance in my OTHER pants.

    My other shirt is chainmail

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    I blame the camera crew

    I blame my muffler

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    One I saw the other day and nearly died laughing from:

    "Very funny Scotty. Now beam my clothes back"

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    You laugh at me because I'm different.
    I laugh at you because you're all the same.


    While you were reading this... I farted.


    Silent but deadly (with a picture of a ninja)

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    Join the Sarcasm League of America:
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