T-Shirt Catchprases

[LadyHitchhiker]

Your uselessness is epic.

[Cook]

I was In New Orleans before Katrina,
walked by a t-shirt store and saw this black tee with:
"FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FUCK"
I wanted to buy it so bad but I'd never be able to wear it anywhere.
I was thinking maybe around the house.... My luck my mother in law would show up unannounced.

[LadyHitchhiker]

My friend Phil in Mississippi had a shirt that said "Fuck y'all I'm from Detroit" so I stole it momentarily and wore it to Tupelo and Columbus. He said, "You're going to wear that?!?!?!" I said, "Well why would you have a shirt that's not signed that you wouldn't wear??!?!?!"

[Adumbros]

A can of beer with "Necrophilia" in place of the common "Budweiser" script, followed by the caption beneath: "Crack open a cold one"

[LadyHitchhiker]

Nymphomaniac <--- now that would be a conversation starter of a t-shirt!

[Adumbros]

Nymphomaniac <--- now that would be a conversation starter of a t-shirt!

seen that although the best sex shirt i ever saw had an arrow pointing down printed directly beneath the phrase "women and children first"

[Jean]

"Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator"

http://www.threadless.com/product/62...s_are_easy_but[/url]

oh good Lord, it has been sitting here for four years, and I've only now seen it!! one of the best things I've read in years

This one is for Jean. The second amendment to the U.S. constitution is often refered to as the "right to bear arms"
http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/secondamendment/male

let alone this!!!

[LadyHitchhiker]

I used to love my shirt that said, "I'm with stupid" while my husband wore a shirt that said, "I am so smrt"...

Yes, smrt, not smart.

[LadyHitchhiker]

Your brownie points have expired.

[Adumbros]

one of Brice's ideas he once came up with a t-shirt slogan that says HEROIN: NOT just a female superhero

[LadyHitchhiker]

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

[LadyHitchhiker]

How about:

Satin is Evil

(yes intentional misspelling)

[Adumbros]

indeed

[Merlin1958]

"If they call it the World Series, why do they always play it in the Bronx"?

Boston Sucks

"Got Rings"?


LOL

[BROWNINGS CHILDE]

I have a shirt that I got in pharmacy school.

Front: Top ten reasons to stay up late with a pharmacist

Back:
1. Pharmacists RX rated
2. They do it Over The Counter
3. Have a longer duration of action
4. Can do more than just lick and stick
5. Have a quick reconstitution time
6. Can suggest alternate routes of administration
7. Are patient lovers
8. Do it PRN.
9. Can counsel of rectal and vaginal insertion techniques
10. Accept third parties.

[LadyHitchhiker]

Sheep Have Feelings Too

[candy]

I have a shirt that I got in pharmacy school.

Front: Top ten reasons to stay up late with a pharmacist

Back:
1. Pharmacists RX rated
2. They do it Over The Counter
3. Have a longer duration of action
4. Can do more than just lick and stick
5. Have a quick reconstitution time
6. Can suggest alternate routes of administration
7. Are patient lovers
8. Do it PRN.
9. Can counsel of rectal and vaginal insertion techniques
10. Accept third parties.

excellent

I used to have two that I loved
One said ' do i look like a freaking people person'

The other said ' If I got smart with you, how would you know?'

[LadyHitchhiker]

I have a pet dinosaur

[LadyHitchhiker]

Having an affair with Jimi Hendrix

[mystima]

one I bought for my son for Halloween "Don't worry, you are safe, the zombies are looking for brains"

one I saw at work a week ago "The internet went out so I decided to go outside"

one that I keep seeing around town. Jean might like this one "The right to arm bears" has a picture of a bear with a rifle.

one my daughter got from one of her friends "Do you believe in Love at first sight or do i have to walk by again"

a shirt I got for my husband because it is partially true "The people that drive me crazy most are my family" he wore it on Christmas...his mom wasn't laughing.

[LadyHitchhiker]

Will Blog For Food

[Adumbros]

i'm gonna go to t-shirt hell and customize one in the following manner (oh and btw spencer's is offering a temporary contest where if you design a t-shirt for them you get a discount on it; although t-shirt hell offers an even bigger discount, and does so all the time):

a rather large, very red, penis-shaped lollipop.

emblazoned underneath of which will be the charming phrase "cock sucker"

[LadyHitchhiker]

Fashion Police

[Ste Letto]

I am the devil, and I come to do the devil's work!

[mystima]

i have seen this one all over the place this past year.

http://www.cafepress.com/+right_to_a...SE&pid=5185601