still hasn't started Breaking Bad
jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with you
still hasn't started Breaking Bad
jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with you
Should tell me where to start on that list of what's wrong with me.
knows how much I love the Google
People love frozen yogurt. I don't know what to tell you.
Giggles and says motherfucker "too much".
should know I'm a starting a list now, will get back to her in .... 5 days.
Is gonna get Bethany wicked drunk.
is wrong about that
People love frozen yogurt. I don't know what to tell you.
is about to remind me of our Agreement.
has the honor of being the first one to partake of some inhalable goodness with me, should we ever meet.
People love frozen yogurt. I don't know what to tell you.
Thought she was in trouble when booze was involved
probably needs to plan on being at that meeting
People love frozen yogurt. I don't know what to tell you.
was looking for some action, but all she found were ciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigarettes and alco-ho-hoooooooooooooooool.
Never be cruel and never be cowardly. And if you ever are, always make amends.
You are a walking talking Doctor Who encyclopedia to me. - Melike
wants to get ripped, stoned, wasted.
wants to get ripped, stoned, wasted too.
Also wants to get ripped, stoned, wasted?
Woah woah woah, James. You're quoting one of my all time favorite bands there.Originally Posted by DoctorDodge
had a nightmare that someone took the last bag of Reese's.
(It was probably Bethany)
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looked into the heart of the island, and what he saw was... beautiful.
is gonna switch his dragon onnnnn!!! (Let's hope that's not a euphemism.)
Never be cruel and never be cowardly. And if you ever are, always make amends.
You are a walking talking Doctor Who encyclopedia to me. - Melike
Is some kind of doctor.
Enjoys britpop (and shouldn't be surprised that a 90s British kid also likes it!
Never be cruel and never be cowardly. And if you ever are, always make amends.
You are a walking talking Doctor Who encyclopedia to me. - Melike
Should know that Noel Gallagher has yet to create anything musically that I don't love.
is my potato sister
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Should come with me and eat potatoes together while we rant about celebrating holidays too soon.
Knows that would be AMAZING.
is planning Potato Fest 2014! Schedule of events:
5:00 - Commence festivities
5:15-6:15 - Potato appetizers (potato chips, etc.) while we rant about people and their stupidity
6:15-6:30 - Main potato dishes (vats of mashed potatoes and gravy with French fries to dip them in) while we discuss the rules about holiday events
6:30-7:00 - Drive to grocery store to purposefully look for people pushing their carts on the wrong side of the aisle
7:00-7:35 - Break for Elaine dance
7:35-8:00 - Watch TV with the sole intention of yelling at people and their stupidity
8:00-9:00 - Open a window and watch as stupid people drive stupidly.
9:00-10:00 - More potatoes (breakfast for dinner?)!
10:00-10:30 - Snack time: potato chips with sour cream and onion dip
10:30-12:00am - Grunt angrily at people while dipping french fries in vanilla milkshakes
(As I'm writing this I just heard Christmas music playing on TV. It was a commercial for a holiday baking show.)
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