Originally Posted by Brice
And wait...unless everyone in said orgy dies at once...somebody involved should clean it up!
And wait...unless everyone in said orgy dies at once...somebody involved should clean it up!
And wait...unless everyone in said orgy dies at once...somebody involved should clean it up!
Fuck that!
I prefer canola...
I would call my mom and tell her I love her then I would eat a huge meal.Then I would puff a huge joint and try and find out where this orgy is!
Kill as many as possible.
Your M.O ?
i would have as much sex as possible, with a bunch of different girls i've always wanted to boink. and in between each sexual encounter, drive really fast, smoke a lot of cigarettes, and raise pure t hell. then if i still had time, smoke a joint or four...but still having sex all the while, of course
an hour is just not a very long time....
now you give me a week, month, or year? shiiiiit.
I have many leather bound books.
I'm kind of a big deal.
Changing the plans that I’ve been setting on, I’m scared by the way that my life is getting gone
Damn dude, that's epic
I had my infatuations, but we both know in our hearts who is the sole love of my short, bright life.
BTW, if I'm dying in an hour, there is no way one second of that will be spent cleaning anything!
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
commit suicide at 59 minutes and 59 seconds.
but then you're screwed if it was just a joke and you really weren't going to die. you know...suicide is kind of a one way street. can't really back the truck up
I have many leather bound books.
I'm kind of a big deal.
Changing the plans that I’ve been setting on, I’m scared by the way that my life is getting gone
Naw. We'll invite him/her over ahead of time so they don't feel as bad about the cleanup afterwards. They'd be in a much better mood after some dirty kinky sex.
This is my blog/page:
www.facebook.com/thespermwhaleandbowlofpetunias
This is my donation page:
https://www.razoo.com/br/causes/Maje...h-Resorption-1
Also, you can't really be sure what's on the other side. If you're lucky, a peaceful afterlife. If you're unlucky...?
I think about suicide way too much. Not as an option, don't worry guys, but just for story purposes. Currently writing a novel that explores the before and after journey of someone who kills himself, and the value of life. With guns. Lots of guns. Also, a slightly scifi/western edge. And time travel. With a main character who does not take anything seriously, including/especially his own demise, so some dark comedy would be thrown in there, too.
Actually, if i had just one hour left to live? Write the entire fucking synopsis for that story, so something would be done about it!
Never be cruel and never be cowardly. And if you ever are, always make amends.
You are a walking talking Doctor Who encyclopedia to me. - Melike
Crack
Meth
Smoking
Random hookup
Balance checkbook
Body shots
Sit ups
All the stuff I've never done before
People love frozen yogurt. I don't know what to tell you.
Look at my watch...a lot!
All that's left of what we were is what we have become.
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