... and what? Just stand there?Originally Posted by ICry4Oy
Or ... do you wear a really lot of clothes, so that's like, 45 minutes just undressing?!
... and what? Just stand there?
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...And The Gunslinger Followed.
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well hopefully I'm in a populated area, at which point i find a megaphone and give the most insane poetry reading of my life, i mean brainwarping soulmelting stuff, i'm going out with a bang doing what I love
if the worlds gonna end then let's get it over with, i got shit to do
oh, I forgot the most important part - I will post all over this board, boasting:
YOU KNOW WHAT?! I AM GOING TO DIE IN ONE HOUR!!!!!!!!
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I'm not really sure butwould most certainly be on the agenda.
I think we need an orgy.
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
gonna go with bothIf we're dying in an hour or just you know...because?
if the worlds gonna end then let's get it over with, i got shit to do
works for me
So we should just assume at all times that we're gonna' go in one hour?
though it has led me to have a terrible phobia of elevators and ceiling fans
(on account of decapitation you know)
if the worlds gonna end then let's get it over with, i got shit to do
"When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car."
~ Jack Handey
Good call!
if the whole world was going to die with me i would get my kittens and my hubbie sit in the garden while drinking wine and watching the world implode
if its just me i would tell an awful lot of people to go fuck themselves/get over themselves and i would tell an equally large amount of people how much i loved them and how they should savour each minute.
then i would realise that an hour is just not bloody long enough and start raging against the unfairness of it all
I've been thinking on this all morning. Do I make the call and confess feelings I've been harboring for ages? It would be a relief to me but would it be fair to the person for me to drop that news on them and then up and die on them?
See, I told you I'd spend my last hour alive worrying. I worry too much.
People love frozen yogurt. I don't know what to tell you.
... and what? Just stand there?
My bad. I meant: get naked and buttfuck the nearest clown
I was sort of figuring by your sig, that you'd get naked and have a cigarette!
The Man In Black Fled Across The Desert...
...And The Gunslinger Followed.
“I’m always on the Batman rule, sir.” - Kate Kane / Detective Comics 857
"It is the story, not he who tells it." Except to us collectors who have to put limits somewhere. - jhanic
Sounds like an excellent idea.if the whole world was going to die with me i would get my kittens and my hubbie sit in the garden while drinking wine and watching the world implode
if its just me i would tell an awful lot of people to go fuck themselves/get over themselves and i would tell an equally large amount of people how much i loved them and how they should savour each minute.
then i would realise that an hour is just not bloody long enough and start raging against the unfairness of it all
Although the orgy doesn't sound bad either, I mean, if you have only an hour...
But honestly I've never wanted to die alone so I would want to be with those I love and those who love me.
Oh and listen to my favorite music. I don't want to spend the rest of eternity with bad music in my head.
Oh and make sure I don't have a headache. I don't want to go into the next life with a headache. I'm sure Douglas Adams and Arthur Dent would both understand that.
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If I could "Like" this like on Facebook, I would. (Even though I've only read the first novel and listened to the first radio series. That's something I majorly need to correct!)Oh and make sure I don't have a headache. I don't want to go into the next life with a headache. I'm sure Douglas Adams and Arthur Dent would both understand that.
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I am so dam stubborn that I would refuse to die! I would sit there arguing and saying, "but one hour is not enough time to do what I need to do!"
Brice and flaggwalkstheline: You guys read my mind. Here's what we do:
Me: Shower caps.
flaggwalkstheline: Goggles.
Brice: Drop plastic for floors and furniture.
BYO Wesson oil?
ETA: Caps and goggles will be handed out at the door, but I think we can cover the place ahead of time.
icryforoy: Please make any member of the ICP.
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
If we're all gonna' die do we really care if the floor or furniture get messed up a bit?
Awesome! I love ICP!!!!!!!!!!
It's for helping the slippery fun, not protecting the furniture. Wesson oil + standard chair/floor/couch = gross. However, add plastic drop cloths and the living room becomes a giant, multi-faceted slip 'n' slide for the orgy.
I think we have a plan going.Awesome! I love ICP!!!!!!!!!!
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
Lemme get this straight....you're all going to have a huge Wesson Oil infused orgy one hour before you are all supposed to die? Bob help the coroner called to the house!
People love frozen yogurt. I don't know what to tell you.
Or write a book and make scads of $$$.
ETA: On some level of the Tower, I hope it's Grissom's gang and Dr. Name_escapes_me_and_I'm_too_much_pain_to_Google_it .
It'll take a lot more than words and guns,
A whole lot more than riches and muscle.
The hands of the many must join as one.
And together we'll cross the river.
Puscifer, "The Humbling River"
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