WWYD: What Would You Do?

[pathoftheturtle]

Ok, my turn...

You and your spouse/SO decide to have dinner with another couple that you've been friends with for some time. They come over. Everything is normal enough while you're sitting around in the living room having your before dinner drinks (or whatever). Then its dinner time. You all walk into the dining room and, instead of sitting on a chair at the table the husband moves his wife's chair, gets down on all fours, and his wife sits on his back. She takes his plate and puts it on the ground in front of him. Neither of them say anything or act as if any of this is in any way unnatural. In fact, the husband looks up at one of you and begins asking mundane questions about your job, kids, etc.

What would you do?

Laugh hysterically.

I would likely think that my friends were attempting to fuck with me and I'd want to see just how long they'd carry on the charade so I'd act as if nothing out of the ordinary was going on.

Oh, hell no! Not if it was my place. I'd say, " ?!"

[John Blaze]

Ok, my turn...

You and your spouse/SO decide to have dinner with another couple that you've been friends with for some time. They come over. Everything is normal enough while you're sitting around in the living room having your before dinner drinks (or whatever). Then its dinner time. You all walk into the dining room and, instead of sitting on a chair at the table the husband moves his wife's chair, gets down on all fours, and his wife sits on his back. She takes his plate and puts it on the ground in front of him. Neither of them say anything or act as if any of this is in any way unnatural. In fact, the husband looks up at one of you and begins asking mundane questions about your job, kids, etc.

What would you do?

Tell her to scootch over.

[Woofer]

Watch the cats eat his food.

[BROWNINGS CHILDE]

1. Mostly yes. I would help with food and a place to crash (pending wifey's approval....."
I don't know man let me go and ask my wife" George Thorogood). But yeah, unless you looked really freaky (Brice your still ok), I'm pretty open.

2. Keep it, and spend it as fast as I could.......on booze or something just as frivolous.

3. Bust out the ball gag and the gimp.

[John Blaze]

Zed is dead, baby, Zed is dead. 8)

[Daghain]

Actually, in my peripheral circle of friends, this might be considered normal.

[Ka-mai]

Tell me about it. Considering my one group in college would sit around talking about the most grotesque sexual practice they could think of (and probably practiced a few of them), this would be considered perfectly normal.

[Girlystevedave]

Ok, my turn...

You and your spouse/SO decide to have dinner with another couple that you've been friends with for some time. They come over. Everything is normal enough while you're sitting around in the living room having your before dinner drinks (or whatever). Then its dinner time. You all walk into the dining room and, instead of sitting on a chair at the table the husband moves his wife's chair, gets down on all fours, and his wife sits on his back. She takes his plate and puts it on the ground in front of him. Neither of them say anything or act as if any of this is in any way unnatural. In fact, the husband looks up at one of you and begins asking mundane questions about your job, kids, etc.

What would you do?

Well, my friends wouldn't be surprised for me to laugh hysterically and say "What the fuck are you doing?"
Then I'd proceed to ridicule them.
Plus, I'd assume they were just trying to mess with me.

[Sam]

Ok, my turn...

You and your spouse/SO decide to have dinner with another couple that you've been friends with for some time. They come over. Everything is normal enough while you're sitting around in the living room having your before dinner drinks (or whatever). Then its dinner time. You all walk into the dining room and, instead of sitting on a chair at the table the husband moves his wife's chair, gets down on all fours, and his wife sits on his back. She takes his plate and puts it on the ground in front of him. Neither of them say anything or act as if any of this is in any way unnatural. In fact, the husband looks up at one of you and begins asking mundane questions about your job, kids, etc.

What would you do?

First, laugh my ass off.
Second, remind them that such activities can lead to spine trouble and recommend seeing a chiropractor.
Third, laugh my ass off again.

[pathoftheturtle]

Ok, my turn...

You and your spouse/SO decide to have dinner with another couple that you've been friends with for some time. They come over. Everything is normal enough while you're sitting around in the living room having your before dinner drinks (or whatever). Then its dinner time. You all walk into the dining room and, instead of sitting on a chair at the table the husband moves his wife's chair, gets down on all fours, and his wife sits on his back. She takes his plate and puts it on the ground in front of him. Neither of them say anything or act as if any of this is in any way unnatural. In fact, the husband looks up at one of you and begins asking mundane questions about your job, kids, etc.

What would you do?

First, laugh my ass off.
Second, remind them that such activities can lead to spine trouble and recommend seeing a chiropractor.
Third, laugh my ass off again.

Good call, Sam!