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damn, i'll say teeth.

Jeanne Claude Van Damne or Steven Seagal?

nails. For obvious reasons. No one is attracted to gums.


Fish or Chicken?

Damn. Can't be both? BBQ.


Coke or Pepsi?

new friend. If I'm "dis-connected" from them there must be a reason.

Pizza or Pasta for dinner?

I refuse to answer that also. Who could choose?

eww dude. WTF. Maybe if it was Charlize Thero... No, no I wouldn't. It'd have to be mine, groties as that is.

Kiss a scary looking circus clown or shake hands with a woodchipper?

Forward. If I fixed some of my mistakes I wouldn't be where I'm at now, but if I went ahead and found out what happens I can change my future for the better.

Be single and lonely or shackled and...

5 yr old girl. I can use her gender as an excuse.

go to war or go to jail?

damn, that's a great question.

I'd say neither, but under duress I'll go with lose old ones. Gets rid of the guilt that way. :P

here's an easy one.

have a Tom Selleck mustachio, or a ZZ...

Executed. Fuck being helpess in a cage.


Would you rather father children and never see them, or raise someone else's kids like they were your own?

to ride or to eat?

slide. Classy
and it's Macarena. :P


Eat noodles or rice?

Drive. I trust myself.


Fly or Drive?

snail mail. It's always special. :D

me too, btw. More comfy.


Long hot bath or quick shower?

Give. I'm good. :D


Good book or good movie?

rich and bad sex. I can always masturbate. :P



Chicken or Fish?

Can I do both? if not, go dancing.


Buffy or Angel on tv?

Sing it, and endure the mocking laughter.

I love to sing, and I have no voice. :(

Sleep or have sex?

par may sean.


Crazy people or boring people?

Music. I can multitask with music.


yellow or white cheeses?