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Blind. If I'm deaf, I can't hear stories anymore or music. If I'm blind, I can't read in the traditional sense but I can still hear the stories.

Lose your hands or your feet?

Van Damme.

Schwarzanegger or Hasselhoff?

The night. I've only ever been during the day and would like to see it in all its dark glory.

Okay LOL I meant ride, so ride a horse or an ostrich?

Noodles. Rice remind me of maggots. Blegh..

Horse or Ostrich?

yellow but I'll eat both

parm-uh-zean or par-may-sun?

Ice. Driving on it's a bitch, but to part it would be great. Or conjure up ice for my drink, etc.,.

Would you rather be in a musical or have the songs stuck in your head?

Really? I wouldn't mind being a fly because then I could have sex while flying... But I'd much rather watch a funny movie. And it actually has to be funny, not something everyone else thinks is...

So you're saying would I rather die or kill someone?

They're both excellent but I'd lean towards Muppets because they have more songs.

Family Guy or South Park?

Depends on whether I'm eating or not. Eating, lights on, no eating, lights off.

Silence: good or bad?

Fuck myself. I'm a pro.

Eat hot dogs forever or boloney?

PBS for sure.

Eat turkey or chicken for the rest of your life?

Motorized toy car. I've never had one, and so I think it would be fun.

Would you rather skip every where or roll every where?

Winter. I hate the heat.

Kindle or REAL book?

Neither. I hate tequila and I can't drink anything carbonated or I will have extreme gatro problems - up to 4 days worth.

PC or Laptop?

It doesn't matter. As long as I love them. I don't have a good sense of smell.

Would you rather be covered in peanut butter or chocolate?

I like to exercise my brain. Thought-provoking it is.

Would you rather eat a turtle or a porcupine?

A full room for sure

Rather eat at your second favorite place for the rest of your life, or only once at your favorite place?

Blind date. You never know what joy you may find. My mom was set up on blind date, married him and they ended up living 31 years together before he passed away. Yep, my dad.

Rather have sex...

Mmm.. birdy.... I wouldn't want to wreck people's houses, even if they are dumb enough to make them completely out of glass.

Would you rather have diarrhea or puke?