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dooooooood don't you hear those jackhammers going. it will JACK you up...

(is smacked with a dead fish due to bad pun)


Is unaware that other people read this.

dooooooood don't you hear those jackhammers going. it will JACK you up...

(is smacked with a dead fish due to bad pun)


Is unaware that other people read this.

Part of the art is the hideousness they take on when it rains.

Licks random boxes at the pharmacy

Note: Lions get cranky if you shave them

Tried to tame a griffon with a toothbrush.

Apperently since the show is off the air and has been for years they rejected the script... DARN THE LUCK!

Sings "Me and my shadow" whenever anyone pokes my belly button.

In a crowded airport it turns out that is not a fun thing to do... security is NOT gentle with cavity searces.


Has a delicious cream filling.

She ran off with the Elvis impersonator, I knew I should have held out for the William Shatner impersonator...

Is back after far too long.

The other prison guards seem to like them.

Races turtleback.

Hey they got me a great deal on a trip to ireland.

Has never been to ireland

The snaps are annoying but my varnished finish shines.

Knows what you did last summer.

someone else because some one sent us the bomb.


perfers the taste of folgers coffee because it makes a fine blood substiute.

I can not do it today, I head butted the boombox by accident.


does indeed care that jimmy cracks corn.

and the scene where tigger and rabbit.... welllll.......




Likes to stand in elevators and wait till it is crowded and the second the door close, sings the NUMA NUMA song at the top of my...

DO NOT JUDGE MY LOVE OF MY ARMPIT!


is capable of large amounts of properity damage using a fish.

His shrine is mad up entirly of my god's toenail clippings

Is in your base, eating all your cheese.

OH NO I USED IT!!!!!!! *BLAM* *THUD


Is allergic to political opioions

Karoke night was never the same after the 'incident'

Has a three member one man band.

oh YEAH baby, drain me all night long.

likes to hold his speaker in his lap and play beethoven at full volume

My split personality does not deserve him as much as me.

Wonders why no one ever wants Scotty to beam them sideways.

he is so much sexier then the everready bunny

first crush was the everready bunny