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ad you DON'T? That stuff is freaking SACRED and it should be so insulted as to touch the lips of humankind! *hugs bottle of Mott's*

Wants to see what happens when a fuzzy black pillow named...

Nice place really...once you get past all those strange natives with their odd screams and wings and HOLYCRAPITSAFTERMEAAAAAAAAHHHH!

is an activist for the rights of mentally unstable persons

(yes....yes I do...

naw I just love seeing people's reactions to crazy things...see I wouldve been like "really! I SWEAR I am!")

wait....it's not?

thought "lol" meant "lots of love" and...

they call me the Cat Lady you know...thats not just some decrepit old geezer with a thousand cats, its me!

is Stephen King

yeah...but....other than that...I've never been..moved out when I was about two days old BWAHAHAHAAA YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO BACK! *runs off*


Thinks mimes were never taught how to talk and that's...

aww but he was adorably fluffy! LIKE A TEDDY BEAR!!!


believes that sucking one's thumb is scientifically proven to help lose weight

yeah story of my life these days...:panic:

swears to freaking god that the boogyman is real and swears to freaking god that he lives in their microwave and STILL swears to freaking god that he's...

wwhaitt....thad wasnd oxyjen?


makes out with his/her compter monitor on a daily basis..sometimes twice daily!

It's so much easier..eating is such a time consuming hassle...


Loves DT so much they've cut their hair and worn colored contacts and such to be exactly like Eddie when he was still a heroine...

it's like tha tiny violin people play, so small you can't even see it!


thinks bearded dragons are fierce, enormous, fire breathing mythical creatures.

I can't help it if I stuck my face in traffic and got it smushed once...


thinks life is Frogger and frequently runs across large highways

I LIKE PIE! any kind of Pie! EVEN PI! and March 14th is my favorite day ever!



*edit* ignore this! but i like my response..so I'm keeping it u..bwahahaha

That's how they say hi isn't it? I've always wanted to be a dog whisperer...

likes to eat peanut butter, relish, and fish-eye sandwiches every night for dinner, then wonders why they're throwing...

(DAVE!!! HI DAVE! It's IR!!)

Well I am.


rips the sixth page out of every book they ever see and eats it with ketchup and bananas with a knife and a fork.

I smell pretty, oh so pretty.......


Has made a house out of dried bits of acrylic paint...

Well my dad like wrestling and I used to watch it..it always solved their problems....(good to be back ^-^)

is a person who's memory restarts once a week, and so he/she currently thinks it's the...

So my dad's name was Mordred and I don't like shaving...naked spiders look weird!!!!


walks up to random people on the street and uses a spray bottle to spray big "x"s on the tops of thair heads...

well Biggest Loser wasn't a good place for you people so let's try comedy.."Okay so a fat person walked into a ba-..I mean one of you walked into a bar"

WQalks into the local grocery store on a...

well that's okay I saw half of my friends there...

(yes i have quite a few gay friends despite my being straight XDDDD but that's off topic)

Can't stand it when people look at them for any more...

I like saving it for a rainy day....WHAT??

Always tips people over when they're standing on the fourth rung up on any sort of ladder.