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    goats, actually. maaaaaaaaaaaaaah (good luck...

    goats, actually.

    maaaaaaaaaaaaaah (good luck interpreting THAT one).
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    because you make me feel, you make me feel, you...

    because you make me feel, you make me feel, you make me feel like a na-tur-al womaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan (womaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan).

    is racist because they hate nascar.
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    only when actively crackbrained. otherwise i wake...

    only when actively crackbrained. otherwise i wake up and say "yo let's fuck" :lol:

    thinks i am a misogynist :orely:
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    but i'll show it, when i grow it will wear...

    but i'll show it, when i grow it

    will wear those shoes and i will wear that dress. whoa-oa.
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    especially after having sex in the rain. ...

    especially after having sex in the rain.

    doesn't need a heart when a heart can be broken.
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    only when not getting any doesn't get as much...

    only when not getting any

    doesn't get as much vagina in a year as i do in a day even if they are female :wtf:
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    or car :lol: has no testicles

    or car :lol:

    has no testicles
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    yeah sure if it's vaginal blood MASQUERADING as...

    yeah sure if it's vaginal blood MASQUERADING as ketchup :lol: otherwise yuck!

    may have just lost their lunch due to my twisted mind, especially being as i wasn't kidding in the least :lol:
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    actually for my mind. today is gonna be a morose...

    actually for my mind. today is gonna be a morose motherfuckin day; both b/c it's the three-year annversary of my bff and her son dying, and b/c michelle is gonna be apart from me for a full 24-hour...
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    of course, you speak of my ability to have...

    of course, you speak of my ability to have fantastic, mind-boggling sex :D

    smokes pole at nascar events
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    And then remembers the song "Zombie" was a 1993...

    And then remembers the song "Zombie" was a 1993 hit for the Cranberries

    potatoes make them wet.
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    then came Cow&Chicken :lol is a pooper-scooper...

    then came Cow&Chicken :lol

    is a pooper-scooper paratrooper :o
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    it comes off easier :lol: didn't know she had...

    it comes off easier :lol:

    didn't know she had that g.i. joe kung-fu grip
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