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bacon, dark chocolate, cauliflower

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Is phobic about christmas tree baubles

because they are weak and powerless *mwahahah*

Likes to be referred to as "white chocolate".

i prefer a deep navy blue

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prefers to wear their underwear backwards to get that "floppy" feeling at the front :)

says that like im doing something bad

shoots giraffes with hippo shot

It was my incredibly unsuccessful remake of carnivale.

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Wants to make it all better :(

they need tongue lovin too!

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cursed their own penis and it FELL OFF.

*pretends to know what a chatanooga tennessee is*

Fucked a cabbage in the cabbage patch

Mmmmm. Pearly fresh.

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is made hard by apples.

Basketball goals!

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has squeaky shoes.

Right at the money shot.

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Would do detta walker.

Its because I know better. Always.

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Hates cats, but they hate him/her even more. Hiss.

It is.

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put the lime in the coconut and then pissed in it

Hey, that three leggedness was all me, baby.

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's fear has a name, and that name is BUDGIE.

chicken tried to fuck me over.

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Likes the feel of crusty jocks.

And then _I_ was the candy :( :(

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Preferrs supositories.

I find the scalded and blistered skin adds a nice zest to the cheese itself.
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Loves having itchy eyeballs.

leaving, on a jet plane .. :)

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Likes to put their hands and feet in the freezer.

not on purpose :ninja:

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organises band camps

on naked women. and donkeys.

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wants some hot stuff, baby, this evenin'.

and you forgot the hotties in spandex :P

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came all over the chicken and the egg.