Search:

I'd stop myself from ever dating THAT person.


WWYDI you found $1 million in cash on the sidewalk?

Do coke instead LOL



What would you do if a yard long figeater beetle flew toward you?

I'd ask them if their women are as hard to please as human females. :P


WWYDI you found out you had exactly 24 hours left to live?

use it to see what women really want :lol:


what would you do if night time never ended?

Say "I hope you like the taste of amino acid :) "

What would you do if President Obama showed up on your doorstep?

Become their master.

What would you do if the floor of your room was covered with spiders?

I'd name him Bruce Wayne :cyclops:

What would you do if this place (the site) suddenly ceased to exist ?!

"Sooooo, how about we discuss that 125% raise?"

What would you do if your neighbors dog pissed on you?

Volunteer to be his number 1 lackey and offer to hum the theme song everytime he woke up.


What would you do if you found a dinosaur egg?

Rub my nipples and say "Oh yeah! Just what the doctor ordered!"



What would you do if your best friend turned into an ape?

Check if I'm really in Graceland or if I'm actually 30 miles from it. :)



What would you do if you woke up without arms or legs?

beat? :)

I'd look at the full moon and turn into an ape a la' Dragon Ball Z!! :lol:


What would you do if you turned into an ape?

I'd use my strap to shoot him in the knee caps.


What would you do if all fast food chains simply stopped existing?

I'd drink enough water to pee in all of it!


What would you do if a 10 year old keyed your car?

I'd take the massive amount of cash and use it to to buy a massive amount of weed! (While stoned.) :rofl:


What would you do if a total stranger walked up to you and slapped you?

I'd respond : "Hell yes I'll do it! Tak!"


What would you do if you found a suitcase full of money?

I don't have one , but if I did I'd tell him to use protection. Make it double!



What would you do if you found out you had approx. 24 hours left to live?

que?

Hadouken him or her. :)


What would you do if someone [accidentally] sneezed on your sammich?