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    .....shit. ok, ok. i can only get off if I make...

    .....shit. ok, ok. i can only get off if I make funny faces in the mirror at myself. it's a childhood condition. very sensitive.


    dips their junk people's drinks when they're not looking
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    I grew up on a Whale Bubble farm, it's only...

    I grew up on a Whale Bubble farm, it's only natural. Don't judge.


    On Thursday evenings, puts dead mice down their underwear and does 100 jumping jacks.
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    sometimes it's the only way. :( Has farts...

    sometimes it's the only way. :(


    Has farts that smell like cotton candy.
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    who doesn't? :lol: hmm. eats fingers with...

    who doesn't? :lol:

    hmm. eats fingers with their spaghetti.
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    when the time comes, I won't have to... ;) ...

    when the time comes, I won't have to... ;)

    eats babies, and finds it funny.
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    *sidewalk gum rules* uh...walks by grade...

    *sidewalk gum rules*

    uh...walks by grade school playgrounds in search of bikes. then sniffs the seats of any bicycles nearby. is a bicycle seat sniffer.

    also likes the movie Soul Plane.
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